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215989  Yurishiro: Doon't

215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

215991  bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.

215970  Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0

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215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215938 Yurishiro: Psssst...

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215833 UltraBeverly: @Winterneuro TaintJuice (whom I love) tricked me!

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

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 Robespierre: @Sadbot I thought it was a cricket bat.
 kornisjon: Cute wig, regardless.
 Yurishiro: The Equestranauts have a bond of friendship greater than any force in the universe
 Felicity: I like the wig and rainbow socks
 Knice: I spend my free time figure skating; I can't judge.
 petepuma: Dad?
 Yam: Everyone should have the freedom to express themself! Im gonna use mine to say this guy looks like a doofus.
 kazzy94: I am critical of bronies due to the overlap with 4chan users and neo nazis.
 Teechur: Eunuch-horn
 Spazstatic: The hero we... I'm not sure which category this goes in.
 tib gubb: come on... you're a grown-ass whatever
 Sadbot: "Here are my favorite characters that are all about understanding and friendship...on a sword"
 Robespierre: My Little Phony.
 WaffleIron: He's having fun. That's all that matters.
 Theta Zero: There's so many words I could use to describe this, and I can't pick just one.
Image 215133   11-13-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
 MasterTwig: This is my dream.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: are your dogs on the marijuanas?! ten easy ways to tell.
 Side Boob: Suddenly, everyone just became dog tired.
 sparename: Drunkyard Dogs
Image 215132   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
 Felicity: Well, theres your put mustard on them
 Murdertaco: Its a trick the real corndogs are down amongst the roots
 kazzy94: You can eat 'em. Just ask Eull Gibbons.
 Spazstatic: Cattails...
 sparename: I also found a baby in a Moses' Basket???
Image 215131   11-13-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 Queen K: Yes, thank you
 SpaceCow: "Some crushed ice? Crushed humans?"
 Felicity: Is your refrigerator running?
Image 215130   11-13-17   Uploaded by    cishet
 UnknownSample: We come I'm peace... dude.
 Robespierre: Today's Weirdo Item
 sparename: " # I wrenched the nylon curtains back as far as they would go, Then peered through perspex window panes at the acrylic road # "
 glenalec: Rad-shrooms
Image 215129   11-13-17   Uploaded by    cishet
 wolfpk: That's what you get for requesting quickest delivery method.
 grizzly: How do you fuck it up this bad?
 carpwoman: *doink
 Sadbot: McMansions eat vans
 Cami: The last mile is the most costly part of the delivery.
Image 215128   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 Warrax: It's the dog that looks ashamed here.
 Iahveh: Nip is for ninnies
 Side Boob: My cats were always up at dawn. I know because they would wake me up and go back to sleep!
 Sage: A cat. Waking up at dawn. ...Pull the other one.
Image 215127   11-13-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
 Murdertaco: This is the phone equivalent of lemon party
 addend: "*69", he-heh.
 Shay: Procreate faster, you guys are critically endangered!
 jazzjunkie: He didn't find out until later she was a 900 number
 tib gubb: worst part about phone sex is getting gross stuff all over your phone
 glenalec: vv Da-dum de-dum de-dum. Da-dum de-dum de-dum!
 Cami: Thanks for the caption.
Image 215126   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
 kazzy94: I wonder if the Chinese phrases that the cookies teach are accurate or if they just sling syllables together and make up English definitions.
 Mad Collager: But, but, I wanted to be the namaste!
 Robespierre: Mast sounds more likely.
Image 215125   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 Science: Space Sheriff Shaider. My brother had his mask and toys when we lived in Japan. Man, we had so much stuff that we could have sold for big money nowadays...
Image 215124   11-13-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
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