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227946  a sedated moose: Poor doggy, glad somebody cares about you now. But, "froxen?"

227926  Aufziehvogel: @tokyopig : you've got a bigger hous - so what?

227937  Shay: Listeria is no laughing matter *fufufufufufufu*

227949  Not A Bot: That's my fetish.

227944  Shay: The government shutdown is already taking its toll.

227902  ThoughtlessGentleman: you could probably tone this down i mean cosplay wizard with authentic flaming skull doesnt really add anything to this message.

227919  ThoughtlessGentleman: after 19mm or 3/4" it kinda gets bigger by itself currently at 40mm.

227931  ThoughtlessGentleman: @Robespierre nope i think the cat is upset they gave it a perm. it doesnt appreciate.

227942  Peter Pantsless: "You owe me five bucks!"

226969  Mr Bleak: At least we know where BILL DOOR is today.

227913  charlemagne: support the judges, you'll need them to overthrow the troops loyal to president booth

227926  WTF: It's awfully red.

227939  Himesama: Well now I will!

227939  UnknownSample: That's all I want to do now.

227927  bug: @tokyopig I never knew it was possible to experience advertising envy until this moment.

227939  charlemagne: just let the actions flow through your body, become the act of parking

226989  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay Nope: the lever. Mole grips are all based on applications of a lever (and so is the wheel, in a way).

227000  Mr Bleak: After the collapse of Wayne Enterprises Batman had to make economies.

227939  BavidDowie: You just lost the Game.

227938  Prostata: or you could just pay russian hookers like donny did

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227720 apoxia: ummmm... No thanks?

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227726 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*

227816 Felicity: Now he looks like ALF

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 Robespierre: @Sadbot I thought it was a cricket bat.
 kornisjon: Cute wig, regardless.
 Yurishiro: The Equestranauts have a bond of friendship greater than any force in the universe
 Felicity: I like the wig and rainbow socks
 Knice: I spend my free time figure skating; I can't judge.
 petepuma: Dad?
 Yam: Everyone should have the freedom to express themself! Im gonna use mine to say this guy looks like a doofus.
 kazzy94: I am critical of bronies due to the overlap with 4chan users and neo nazis.
 Teechur: Eunuch-horn
 Spazstatic: The hero we... I'm not sure which category this goes in.
 tib gubb: come on... you're a grown-ass whatever
 Sadbot: "Here are my favorite characters that are all about understanding and friendship...on a sword"
 Robespierre: My Little Phony.
 WaffleIron: He's having fun. That's all that matters.
 Theta Zero: There's so many words I could use to describe this, and I can't pick just one.
Image 215133   11-13-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
 MasterTwig: This is my dream.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: are your dogs on the marijuanas?! ten easy ways to tell.
 Side Boob: Suddenly, everyone just became dog tired.
 sparename: Drunkyard Dogs
Image 215132   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
 Felicity: Well, theres your put mustard on them
 Murdertaco: Its a trick the real corndogs are down amongst the roots
 kazzy94: You can eat 'em. Just ask Eull Gibbons.
 Spazstatic: Cattails...
 sparename: I also found a baby in a Moses' Basket???
Image 215131   11-13-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 Queen K: Yes, thank you
 SpaceCow: "Some crushed ice? Crushed humans?"
 Felicity: Is your refrigerator running?
Image 215130   11-13-17   Uploaded by    cishet
 UnknownSample: We come I'm peace... dude.
 Robespierre: Today's Weirdo Item
 sparename: " # I wrenched the nylon curtains back as far as they would go, Then peered through perspex window panes at the acrylic road # "
 glenalec: Rad-shrooms
Image 215129   11-13-17   Uploaded by    cishet
 Mr Bleak: I bet he still left a card saying "while you were out" and hid it under the doormat.
 wolfpk: That's what you get for requesting quickest delivery method.
 grizzly: How do you fuck it up this bad?
 carpwoman: *doink
 Sadbot: McMansions eat vans
 Cami: The last mile is the most costly part of the delivery.
Image 215128   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 Warrax: It's the dog that looks ashamed here.
 Iahveh: Nip is for ninnies
 Side Boob: My cats were always up at dawn. I know because they would wake me up and go back to sleep!
 Sage: A cat. Waking up at dawn. ...Pull the other one.
Image 215127   11-13-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
 Murdertaco: This is the phone equivalent of lemon party
 addend: "*69", he-heh.
 Shay: Procreate faster, you guys are critically endangered!
 jazzjunkie: He didn't find out until later she was a 900 number
 tib gubb: worst part about phone sex is getting gross stuff all over your phone
 glenalec: vv Da-dum de-dum de-dum. Da-dum de-dum de-dum!
 Cami: Thanks for the caption.
Image 215126   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
 kazzy94: I wonder if the Chinese phrases that the cookies teach are accurate or if they just sling syllables together and make up English definitions.
 Mad Collager: But, but, I wanted to be the namaste!
 Robespierre: Mast sounds more likely.
Image 215125   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 Science: Space Sheriff Shaider. My brother had his mask and toys when we lived in Japan. Man, we had so much stuff that we could have sold for big money nowadays...
Image 215124   11-13-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
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