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272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

272581  a robot: stop getting naked in front of your pets

272591  a robot: Just got up from the couch in #272593

272595  a robot: Cat at bottom left just isn't a team player

272600  a robot: @Peter Pantsless The eternal struggle

272603  Peter Pantsless: I'll bet it smells great on Titan. Also, obligatory space rad

272589  Amy Housewine: For an extra premium, you can have the complicated wank package.

272603  wolfpk: Light a match on Titan!

272596  Psymon: Most expensive ping pong table ever

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

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 GoodSir: @Sadbot I thought it was a cricket bat.
 kornisjon: Cute wig, regardless.
 my wheelhouse: The Equestranauts have a bond of friendship greater than any force in the universe
 DerMantis: I like the wig and rainbow socks
 Knice: I spend my free time figure skating; I can't judge.
 petepuma: Dad?
 Yam: Everyone should have the freedom to express themself! Im gonna use mine to say this guy looks like a doofus.
 kazzy94: I am critical of bronies due to the overlap with 4chan users and neo nazis.
 Teechur: Eunuch-horn
 Spazstatic: The hero we... I'm not sure which category this goes in.
 tib gubb: come on... you're a grown-ass whatever
 Sadbot: "Here are my favorite characters that are all about understanding and friendship...on a sword"
 sundragon: My Little Phony.
 WaffleIron: He's having fun. That's all that matters.
 georgerino: There's so many words I could use to describe this, and I can't pick just one.
Image 215133   11-13-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
 MasterTwig: This is my dream.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: are your dogs on the marijuanas?! ten easy ways to tell.
 Side Boob: Suddenly, everyone just became dog tired.
 sparename: Drunkyard Dogs
Image 215132   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
 I Hate The Beatles: Well, theres your put mustard on them
 Murdertaco: Its a trick the real corndogs are down amongst the roots
 kazzy94: You can eat 'em. Just ask Eull Gibbons.
 Spazstatic: Cattails...
 sparename: I also found a baby in a Moses' Basket???
Image 215131   11-13-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 Queen K: Yes, thank you
 SpaceCow: "Some crushed ice? Crushed humans?"
 MamboNumber6: Is your refrigerator running?
Image 215130   11-13-17   Uploaded by    cishet
 UnknownSample: We come I'm peace... dude.
 froggyfresh: Today's Weirdo Item
 sparename: " # I wrenched the nylon curtains back as far as they would go, Then peered through perspex window panes at the acrylic road # "
 shipotle: Rad-shrooms
Image 215129   11-13-17   Uploaded by    cishet
 Mr Bleak: I bet he still left a card saying "while you were out" and hid it under the doormat.
 wolfpk: That's what you get for requesting quickest delivery method.
 grizzly: How do you fuck it up this bad?
 carpwoman: *doink
 Sadbot: McMansions eat vans
 Cami: The last mile is the most costly part of the delivery.
Image 215128   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 Warrax: It's the dog that looks ashamed here.
 Iahveh: Nip is for ninnies
 Side Boob: My cats were always up at dawn. I know because they would wake me up and go back to sleep!
 Sage: A cat. Waking up at dawn. ...Pull the other one.
Image 215127   11-13-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
 Murdertaco: This is the phone equivalent of lemon party
 addend: "*69", he-heh.
 Shay: Procreate faster, you guys are critically endangered!
 jazzjunkie: He didn't find out until later she was a 900 number
 tib gubb: worst part about phone sex is getting gross stuff all over your phone
 Wort Mumpus: vv Da-dum de-dum de-dum. Da-dum de-dum de-dum!
 Cami: Thanks for the caption.
Image 215126   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
 kazzy94: I wonder if the Chinese phrases that the cookies teach are accurate or if they just sling syllables together and make up English definitions.
 Mad Collager: But, but, I wanted to be the namaste!
 weirduncle: Mast sounds more likely.
Image 215125   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 Science: Space Sheriff Shaider. My brother had his mask and toys when we lived in Japan. Man, we had so much stuff that we could have sold for big money nowadays...
Image 215124   11-13-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
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