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215997  kazzy94: I think worse things have happened

215877  SS Keith: so here's this

215968  Yurishiro: U gon' finish dat?

215969  Yurishiro: BAI MOAR

215977  Yurishiro: Need is a strong word

215981  Yurishiro: Plot twist: it's taped to the floor.

215877  cassette1: Is it bad that this scene reminded me of when Forrest Gump met his son for the first time?

215989  Yurishiro: Doon't

215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

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215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215792 Ulillillia: Long time no see!

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

215938 Yurishiro: Psssst...

215833 UltraBeverly: @Winterneuro TaintJuice (whom I love) tricked me!

215791 Felicity: Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to roast in the depths of a Sloar that day I can tell you

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.



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 VeeKay: @filthylaw Try slamming it shut with a drawer or a tray not pushed fully in. Very exciting.
 Science: @filthylaw: When glass doors like this explode, it's usually due to a flaw in the glass. A trapped air bubble will expand with heat and cause the surrounding glass to explode
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.
 Greifer: aaaand it's done
 fanny: that's terrifying!
 Robespierre: WHOOOMP! Dere It Is!
 jazzjunkie: Why does an oven even HAVE an 'eject' pull-cord?
 Butcherboy: Probably already had a small crack and the slammed it too hard
 grizzly: @filthylaw I kinda wanna know, too.
Image 215123   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
231
 
 Flarmie: They're reading YouTube comments.
 drtofu: Apple eMate!
 addend: "Apply directly to the forehead".
 jazzjunkie: The computer, from 0x00 to 0xFF
 glenalec: Some of the graduating Uni students here need this book.
Image 215122   11-13-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
656
 
 Yam: My summer girl
 glenalec: He has a strong point.
Image 215121   11-13-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
418
 
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Image 215120   11-13-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
287
 
 Cami: OK...This is exactly what it looks like but I have a towel!
Image 215119   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
374
 
 wolfpk: I'm on a leach, so I'm legal!
 DrinkMixMan: So this makes two dogs in a row taking themselves for a walk.
Image 215118   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
349
 
 VeeKay: Fukushima limes. Delicious but deadly.
 piranharama: Liiiiiime
 Felicity: @sparename I think the plastic chairs in my junior high school were in those colours
 Not A Bot: "My husband is dead" is unfortunately not the worst pickup line I've ever heard.
 tib gubb: it's just a mutant lime, it won't hurt ya... much
 sparename: @Robespierre A friend had an old Beetle in their nasty orange colour, when he needed to respray a bit he went to the car-paint shop and asked for Volkswagen 'Yuuuuck', they replied "is that the green or the orange, sir?"
 Not A Bot: Not pictured: the human tied to the fender.
 grizzly: @Robespierre solid little ride.
 glenalec: Long-citrus is loooooooooooong.
 Robespierre: I once had a Fiat that colour. An 850 roadster.
 ignatz: BuckyLime?
Image 215117   11-13-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
216
 
 Yam: Listening to Nickelback is like ordering a plain cheese pizza. I think its weird and ruins the fun and the possibilities, but its still pizza, I guess. Im not sure where I was going with this anymore. Uh... Nickelback is mediocre, but I like pizza.
 White Rice: @Bluetocracy aluminum uvula, just to really mess with everything.
 Bluetocracy: First, there was Iron Man. Then, there was Copperhead. After a while, people hated Nickelback. Sometime in the future, there will be Zinc Finger, and nobody will understand how it got there.
 a sedated moose: When people tell me they like Nickleback, I tell them 'I'm sorry.'
 Robespierre: 'Tis the season to be slamming / Nick-a Nick-a Nick, a-Nickleback.
Image 215116   11-13-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
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 tib gubb: single living aisle
 Dr Awkward: Way back in the day, it used to be called Dr. Ids (Dinosaur-related immunodeficiency syndrome). True story.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i always like to add a dash of baby aids to every meal. pow!!!! or bam!!!! spice weasel!
Image 215115   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
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 Jabberwikket: Oooooh! Number 6, you are in trou..ble
 Mad Collager: Well, it sure beats this: media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/09/15/…
 jazzjunkie: youtu.be/…
 a sedated moose: Anyone else remember the game 'D-Generation'?
 Hosebag: We demand bouncing of the first kind, followed by bouncing of the third kind!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Attack Of The Sad Maltesers
Image 215114   11-13-17   Uploaded by    champeen
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