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272496  some guy : Bazinga.

272538  Sadpygmy: No job is complete till the paperwork is done

272539  wolfpk: Gas

272511  Uncle Phil: Still no homework.

272525  CheezGrater: Mao Money, Mao Money, Mao Money

272341  MrBoffo: Something something 15 percent

272351  MrBoffo: (can opener (R))

272359  MrBoffo: Vegas, eh? This explains it all.

272360  MrBoffo: Brisk

272376  MrBoffo: Freddie got fingered

272543  Dr Awkward: Dear internet: Not everything needs a "starter pack"

272381  MrBoffo: Aye; but 'tis

272552  alborland: He isnt?

272471  MrBoffo: Ramble on.

272490  MrBoffo: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

272540  Dr Awkward: @Littlecraftywolf I'm also ok with SquirrelCougarWeasel.

272519  MrBoffo: Curb your tongue, knave.

272540  Littlecraftywolf: @Dr Awkward maybe it has a litle weasel in it?

272533  Not A Bot: Sometimes you cry when you have it alone.

272508  Sadpygmy: Good watchdog..always keeps an eye out

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272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
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10. westerner: 1838 points
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 sassysass: @filthylaw Try slamming it shut with a drawer or a tray not pushed fully in. Very exciting.
 Science: @filthylaw: When glass doors like this explode, it's usually due to a flaw in the glass. A trapped air bubble will expand with heat and cause the surrounding glass to explode
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.
 Greifer: aaaand it's done
 fanny: that's terrifying!
 alborland: WHOOOMP! Dere It Is!
 jazzjunkie: Why does an oven even HAVE an 'eject' pull-cord?
 Butcherboy: Probably already had a small crack and the slammed it too hard
 grizzly: @filthylaw I kinda wanna know, too.
Image 215123   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
231
 
 Flarmie: They're reading YouTube comments.
 drtofu: Apple eMate!
 addend: "Apply directly to the forehead".
 jazzjunkie: The computer, from 0x00 to 0xFF
 The Turks: Some of the graduating Uni students here need this book.
Image 215122   11-13-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
679
 
 Yam: My summer girl
 electrode: He has a strong point.
Image 215121   11-13-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
418
 
We power this site with comments. Leave one here.
Image 215120   11-13-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
287
 
 Cami: OK...This is exactly what it looks like but I have a towel!
Image 215119   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
374
 
 wolfpk: I'm on a leach, so I'm legal!
 DrinkMixMan: So this makes two dogs in a row taking themselves for a walk.
Image 215118   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
349
 
 habbekratz: Fukushima limes. Delicious but deadly.
 piranharama: Liiiiiime
 CoffeeAndCigs: @sparename I think the plastic chairs in my junior high school were in those colours
 Not A Bot: "My husband is dead" is unfortunately not the worst pickup line I've ever heard.
 tib gubb: it's just a mutant lime, it won't hurt ya... much
 sparename: @Robespierre A friend had an old Beetle in their nasty orange colour, when he needed to respray a bit he went to the car-paint shop and asked for Volkswagen 'Yuuuuck', they replied "is that the green or the orange, sir?"
 Not A Bot: Not pictured: the human tied to the fender.
 grizzly: @Robespierre solid little ride.
 NanananananananaCATMAN: Long-citrus is loooooooooooong.
 ashton: I once had a Fiat that colour. An 850 roadster.
 Grandmaster Fat: BuckyLime?
Image 215117   11-13-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
216
 
 Yam: Listening to Nickelback is like ordering a plain cheese pizza. I think its weird and ruins the fun and the possibilities, but its still pizza, I guess. Im not sure where I was going with this anymore. Uh... Nickelback is mediocre, but I like pizza.
 White Rice: @Bluetocracy aluminum uvula, just to really mess with everything.
 Bluetocracy: First, there was Iron Man. Then, there was Copperhead. After a while, people hated Nickelback. Sometime in the future, there will be Zinc Finger, and nobody will understand how it got there.
 a sedated moose: When people tell me they like Nickleback, I tell them 'I'm sorry.'
 jadensmith: 'Tis the season to be slamming / Nick-a Nick-a Nick, a-Nickleback.
Image 215116   11-13-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
210
 
 tib gubb: single living aisle
 Dr Awkward: Way back in the day, it used to be called Dr. Ids (Dinosaur-related immunodeficiency syndrome). True story.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i always like to add a dash of baby aids to every meal. pow!!!! or bam!!!! spice weasel!
Image 215115   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
303
 
 Jabberwikket: Oooooh! Number 6, you are in trou..ble
 Mad Collager: Well, it sure beats this: media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/09/15/…
 jazzjunkie: youtu.be/…
 a sedated moose: Anyone else remember the game 'D-Generation'?
 Hosebag: We demand bouncing of the first kind, followed by bouncing of the third kind!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Attack Of The Sad Maltesers
Image 215114   11-13-17   Uploaded by    champeen
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