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255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

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257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.



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Score:
327
 
 antipatterns: Carl's Jr says more than i ever could
 crazyfingers: As unlikely as it sounds, I bet this is romanticising the fat policeman lifestyle for Japanese audiences
 Murdertaco: ACAB
 addend: You're under arrest... cardiac arrest.
 Punt Numbles: sorta funny
 Niels Bohr: The thick blue line.
 GiveMePlus: @grimes Mee-my-mo mandy?
 ethernet: BUT he'swatching closely a perp.
 Dr Awkward: "Officer, please don't bring your Carl's Jr. to this McDonalds"
 tib gubb: this is meant to be flattering (or is that 'fattering'? i always get those two mixed up.)
 huskyboy: @grimes Bo-nana fana fo-fandy?
 grizzly: Not gonna lie. I wanna be a cop now.
 Ulillillia: American Police by day, Japanese Sumo Wrestler by night.
 ignatz: Um.. is this porn?
Image 215089   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
780
 
 Mr Bleak: Howdy pawdner!
 addend: (Finger guns) "mew mew".
 Dr Awkward: Howdy Howdy howdy.
Image 215088   11-13-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
227
 
 Ulillillia: You could change your suit at least.
 Bad Dad: "Come with me if you want to live"
 VeeKay: Gustavo Fring, but not on a good day.
 grizzly: Flipping a coin...
 Shay: Vote for meeeeeeuuuurrrrrrrr
 Yam: Horbey Durnt
Image 215087   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
300
 
 LurkedMoar: It ain't stupid if it works
 Side Boob: I've done dumber things.
 Yam: I mean, its not great, but places Ive worked have had ladders I was way more sketched out by
 Hyphae: Please tell me he is duct taping those together
Image 215086   11-13-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
384
 
 eider: The sign says no horseplay in the pool area!
 UltraBeverly: This is many, many people's fetish.
 Yam: Im just a dude, do they sell doodles?
 ignatz: @Peach Still, knee pads is a nice touch
 ignatz: @Peach Still, knee pads is a nice touch
 Peach: No no no, this won't do. I was looking for a saddle for my DADDY, not my dad.
Image 215085   11-13-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
288
 
 UltraBeverly: Carnegie Mellon self driving van shrunk.
 VeeKay: Nice wrap.
 Bernie 2016: What tartan IS that, anyway?
 Dr Awkward: "Yeah, the red one is nice, but do you have one that looks a little bit more like a Scotch tape dispenser?"
 Ihminen: totally not a replacement front bumper
 ThoughtlessGentleman: theyve gone to plaid!!!
 Knice: Cartan
Image 215084   11-13-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
324
 
 WaffleIron: Doorknob slope is not correct.
 Side Boob: "Applicants" "Supplicants"
 bug: Rooms for Harry Potter and his two smaller brothers.
Image 215083   11-13-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
312
 
 RiderFan: Child sees his conception?
 Knice: Strap in, kiddo; you're in for 499 more gator pics.
Image 215082   11-13-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
432
 
 obama: *Glerb*
 sparenamelaptopdied: *Some assembly required..
 Peach: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
 Knice: Some Upload/ User Name synergy here.
Image 215081   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
260
 
 Murdertaco: This sign is a bluff they don't want you inside they know you ugly.
 big butt bum: That's not what she said.
 Knice: Instructions clear: Scalded dick and now own franchise.
Image 215080   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
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