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215981  Yurishiro: Plot twist: it's taped to the floor.

215877  cassette1: Is it bad that this scene reminded me of when Forrest Gump met his son for the first time?

215989  Yurishiro: Doon't

215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

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215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215790 ethernet: same @El Barto

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215938 Yurishiro: Psssst...

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215792 Ulillillia: Long time no see!

215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle



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Score:
647
 
 Yurishiro: I need a keyboard of rad buttons for this
 Robespierre: @Robespierre "Ride A White Swan"? Yeah, that one, i'n'nit?
 Robespierre: What was that big Tyrannosaurus Rex hit, before they changed their name to T.Rex? Oh, yeah...
 dangerkeith3000: He takes the midnight train going anywhere...
 Bohab: The Long Patrol's lesser known amphibious division. Eulalia!
 apoxia: This doesn't seem likely
 Dr Awkward: Boston, eh?
 bug: Why did you nibble me? ...it was my nature.
 Amy Housewine: They combine their special powers of fecundity and extreme violence to fight crime.
 Cami: Charges bunny for ride then charges gator for food delivery.
Image 215072   11-13-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
322
 
 Murdertaco: Sure that's what he was trying to do.(also this reminds my the short story guts.)
 addend: Probably used the wrong attachment. Amateur.
 Ulillillia: There'll be peace when you are done.
 Peach: One of my exes used to do room cleaning at a hotel that had a centralized vacuum. He would fart into the vacuum tube and all of his shame would be sucked into the basement.
 Peach: (Oops double post)
 dangerkeith3000: First chapter of Stranger Than Fiction actually did happen in real life. How about that?
 tib gubb: an inspiration for us all
 Side Boob: Rectal prolapse is a real thing.
 Rat-Butt: not bloody likely...be real shity if it was true, though
 Knice: Did he get the fart or not?
Image 215071   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
566
 
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: @apoxia lolol
 WaffleIron: GET OFF! You don't know how it ends!
 glenalec: Don't worry Laika! We're coming for you!
 Ulillillia: I Laika where this is going.
 VeeKay: The nose of that space vehicle has met a lot of juvenile human noses.
 dangerkeith3000: Cats go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
 apoxia: The state of the space program
 Amy Housewine: Unmanned drones are not undogged drones.
Image 215070   11-13-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
381
 
 Cami: @DJSnoopMike They dubbed him Wanksy.
 ignatz: @DJSnoopMike Reckon I'll need to go full goatse to get any joy from my local authority.. (yet they seem to have plenty of time to collect parking fines)
Image 215069   11-13-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
412
 
 Murdertaco: Gotta stop the mind control rays some how.
 addend: This might be a forgivable creepshot.
 glenalec: The GGG (no, not that one!)
 VoR: @ignatz works best on the bus
 Amy Housewine: You are GOLD (gold), always believe in your so-oul...
 Cami: Hershey Kisses cosplay.
 ignatz: @VoR Do you mean like a 'stay the hell outta my personal' space blanket?
 VoR: I had one of these! Space blanket
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 215068   11-13-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
200
 
 VoR: @grizzly ..yeah but they always steal here energon in the end
 Sadbot: @Felicity Checks out, Watterson and Larson retired in the mid-90s, then we had The Boondocks for a while, and now...uh...well, at least there's always Mallard Fillmore to make fun of.
 Felicity: Comics strips have really gone downhill in the last 20 years
 Amy Housewine: Lord o'mercy how big must that lady be.
 WTF: And here we have a rare poor photo of a comic, sans whacking off.
 grizzly: @VoR decepticons?
 VoR: She prefers bad bots.
Image 215067   11-13-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
423
 
 Amy Housewine: You dont want to go to Oregon anyway, it's just a load of blokes with beards.
 Ulillillia: peperony and chease
 sparenamelaptopdied: Johnny died when the wagon ran over his hand - he was picking his nose at the time
Image 215066   11-13-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
366
 
 Greifer: snek
 Rat-Butt: i get it, you are snaking your pipe, right? Not sure it works that way, though
Image 215065   11-13-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
206
 
 LurkedMoar: Timely
 wolfpk: A growlithe appears.... *Chihuahuas tears growlithe a new asshole*
 Amy Housewine: I've never played Pokemon but I wish the little Pokemans would leave me alone. I see them everywhere. They never stop their jeering and their taunting.
 Sadbot: @Ulillillia Also let you know how many humorless wads there are out there who hate things that don't affect them. Around the time this was released, I got heckled by a Pokemon Go hating driver while I was walking down the street looking at my phone. Joke is ultimately on them, I was using Tinder.
 Ulillillia: Good thing about that game is that it got kids to go outside. For a week or two, anyway.
Image 215064   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
363
 
 antipatterns: just going for milk
 glenalec: Laundry day.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Robespierre: It does rather look as though he is abiding, doesn't it, @Greifer?
 Greifer: the dude abides
 Rat-Butt: ...wonder where the 1st "Amazing Cleaners" is located...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i have seen my future and it is good.
Image 215063   11-13-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
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