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255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

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257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.



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647
 
 neutron: I need a keyboard of rad buttons for this
 Unstableton: @Robespierre "Ride A White Swan"? Yeah, that one, i'n'nit?
 wolfpupy: What was that big Tyrannosaurus Rex hit, before they changed their name to T.Rex? Oh, yeah...
 Weedheart: He takes the midnight train going anywhere...
 Bohab: The Long Patrol's lesser known amphibious division. Eulalia!
 apoxia: This doesn't seem likely
 Dr Awkward: Boston, eh?
 bug: Why did you nibble me? ...it was my nature.
 Amy Housewine: They combine their special powers of fecundity and extreme violence to fight crime.
 Cami: Charges bunny for ride then charges gator for food delivery.
Image 215072   11-13-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
322
 
 Murdertaco: Sure that's what he was trying to do.(also this reminds my the short story guts.)
 addend: Probably used the wrong attachment. Amateur.
 Ulillillia: There'll be peace when you are done.
 Peach: One of my exes used to do room cleaning at a hotel that had a centralized vacuum. He would fart into the vacuum tube and all of his shame would be sucked into the basement.
 Peach: (Oops double post)
 big butt bum: First chapter of Stranger Than Fiction actually did happen in real life. How about that?
 tib gubb: an inspiration for us all
 Side Boob: Rectal prolapse is a real thing.
 Rat-Butt: not bloody likely...be real shity if it was true, though
 Knice: Did he get the fart or not?
Image 215071   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
566
 
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: @apoxia lolol
 WaffleIron: GET OFF! You don't know how it ends!
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Don't worry Laika! We're coming for you!
 Ulillillia: I Laika where this is going.
 VeeKay: The nose of that space vehicle has met a lot of juvenile human noses.
 salmiakki: Cats go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
 apoxia: The state of the space program
 Amy Housewine: Unmanned drones are not undogged drones.
Image 215070   11-13-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
381
 
 Cami: @DJSnoopMike They dubbed him Wanksy.
 ignatz: @DJSnoopMike Reckon I'll need to go full goatse to get any joy from my local authority.. (yet they seem to have plenty of time to collect parking fines)
Image 215069   11-13-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
412
 
 Mr Bleak: Foil hats are *so* passe
 Murdertaco: Gotta stop the mind control rays some how.
 addend: This might be a forgivable creepshot.
 ratwa: The GGG (no, not that one!)
 VoR: @ignatz works best on the bus
 Amy Housewine: You are GOLD (gold), always believe in your so-oul...
 Cami: Hershey Kisses cosplay.
 ignatz: @VoR Do you mean like a 'stay the hell outta my personal' space blanket?
 VoR: I had one of these! Space blanket
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 215068   11-13-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
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 VoR: @grizzly ..yeah but they always steal here energon in the end
 Sadbot: @Felicity Checks out, Watterson and Larson retired in the mid-90s, then we had The Boondocks for a while, and now...uh...well, at least there's always Mallard Fillmore to make fun of.
 petunias: Comics strips have really gone downhill in the last 20 years
 Amy Housewine: Lord o'mercy how big must that lady be.
 WTF: And here we have a rare poor photo of a comic, sans whacking off.
 grizzly: @VoR decepticons?
 VoR: She prefers bad bots.
Image 215067   11-13-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: You dont want to go to Oregon anyway, it's just a load of blokes with beards.
 Ulillillia: peperony and chease
 sparenamelaptopdied: Johnny died when the wagon ran over his hand - he was picking his nose at the time
Image 215066   11-13-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
366
 
 Greifer: snek
 Rat-Butt: i get it, you are snaking your pipe, right? Not sure it works that way, though
Image 215065   11-13-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
206
 
 LurkedMoar: Timely
 wolfpk: A growlithe appears.... *Chihuahuas tears growlithe a new asshole*
 Amy Housewine: I've never played Pokemon but I wish the little Pokemans would leave me alone. I see them everywhere. They never stop their jeering and their taunting.
 Sadbot: @Ulillillia Also let you know how many humorless wads there are out there who hate things that don't affect them. Around the time this was released, I got heckled by a Pokemon Go hating driver while I was walking down the street looking at my phone. Joke is ultimately on them, I was using Tinder.
 Ulillillia: Good thing about that game is that it got kids to go outside. For a week or two, anyway.
Image 215064   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
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 antipatterns: just going for milk
 mickeyd: Laundry day.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 bubbles: It does rather look as though he is abiding, doesn't it, @Greifer?
 Greifer: the dude abides
 Rat-Butt: ...wonder where the 1st "Amazing Cleaners" is located...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i have seen my future and it is good.
Image 215063   11-13-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
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