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272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

272581  a robot: stop getting naked in front of your pets

272591  a robot: Just got up from the couch in #272593

272595  a robot: Cat at bottom left just isn't a team player

272600  a robot: @Peter Pantsless The eternal struggle

272603  Peter Pantsless: I'll bet it smells great on Titan. Also, obligatory space rad

272589  Amy Housewine: For an extra premium, you can have the complicated wank package.

272603  wolfpk: Light a match on Titan!

272596  Psymon: Most expensive ping pong table ever

272488  Mr Bleak: @Shay Ah! I see now. Thank you!

272578  Spazstatic: Holy shit. I feel so selfish now.

272597  square44: flying cars but women are considered too emotional to operate them

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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Score:
647
 
 neutron: I need a keyboard of rad buttons for this
 Unstableton: @Robespierre "Ride A White Swan"? Yeah, that one, i'n'nit?
 wolfpupy: What was that big Tyrannosaurus Rex hit, before they changed their name to T.Rex? Oh, yeah...
 Weedheart: He takes the midnight train going anywhere...
 Bohab: The Long Patrol's lesser known amphibious division. Eulalia!
 apoxia: This doesn't seem likely
 Dr Awkward: Boston, eh?
 bug: Why did you nibble me? ...it was my nature.
 Amy Housewine: They combine their special powers of fecundity and extreme violence to fight crime.
 Cami: Charges bunny for ride then charges gator for food delivery.
Image 215072   11-13-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
322
 
 Murdertaco: Sure that's what he was trying to do.(also this reminds my the short story guts.)
 addend: Probably used the wrong attachment. Amateur.
 Ulillillia: There'll be peace when you are done.
 Peach: One of my exes used to do room cleaning at a hotel that had a centralized vacuum. He would fart into the vacuum tube and all of his shame would be sucked into the basement.
 Peach: (Oops double post)
 big butt bum: First chapter of Stranger Than Fiction actually did happen in real life. How about that?
 tib gubb: an inspiration for us all
 Side Boob: Rectal prolapse is a real thing.
 Rat-Butt: not bloody likely...be real shity if it was true, though
 Knice: Did he get the fart or not?
Image 215071   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
566
 
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: @apoxia lolol
 WaffleIron: GET OFF! You don't know how it ends!
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Don't worry Laika! We're coming for you!
 Ulillillia: I Laika where this is going.
 camellia: The nose of that space vehicle has met a lot of juvenile human noses.
 salmiakki: Cats go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
 apoxia: The state of the space program
 Amy Housewine: Unmanned drones are not undogged drones.
Image 215070   11-13-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
381
 
 Cami: @DJSnoopMike They dubbed him Wanksy.
 froggyfresh: @DJSnoopMike Reckon I'll need to go full goatse to get any joy from my local authority.. (yet they seem to have plenty of time to collect parking fines)
Image 215069   11-13-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
412
 
 Mr Bleak: Foil hats are *so* passe
 Murdertaco: Gotta stop the mind control rays some how.
 addend: This might be a forgivable creepshot.
 ratwa: The GGG (no, not that one!)
 Gluten Fee: @ignatz works best on the bus
 Amy Housewine: You are GOLD (gold), always believe in your so-oul...
 Cami: Hershey Kisses cosplay.
 east bay: @VoR Do you mean like a 'stay the hell outta my personal' space blanket?
 Pickle Dick: I had one of these! Space blanket
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 215068   11-13-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
200
 
 artfulcodger: @grizzly ..yeah but they always steal here energon in the end
 Sadbot: @Felicity Checks out, Watterson and Larson retired in the mid-90s, then we had The Boondocks for a while, and now...uh...well, at least there's always Mallard Fillmore to make fun of.
 petunias: Comics strips have really gone downhill in the last 20 years
 Amy Housewine: Lord o'mercy how big must that lady be.
 WTF: And here we have a rare poor photo of a comic, sans whacking off.
 grizzly: @VoR decepticons?
 gorilla: She prefers bad bots.
Image 215067   11-13-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
423
 
 Amy Housewine: You dont want to go to Oregon anyway, it's just a load of blokes with beards.
 Ulillillia: peperony and chease
 sparenamelaptopdied: Johnny died when the wagon ran over his hand - he was picking his nose at the time
Image 215066   11-13-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
366
 
 Greifer: snek
 Rat-Butt: i get it, you are snaking your pipe, right? Not sure it works that way, though
Image 215065   11-13-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
206
 
 LurkedMoar: Timely
 wolfpk: A growlithe appears.... *Chihuahuas tears growlithe a new asshole*
 Amy Housewine: I've never played Pokemon but I wish the little Pokemans would leave me alone. I see them everywhere. They never stop their jeering and their taunting.
 Sadbot: @Ulillillia Also let you know how many humorless wads there are out there who hate things that don't affect them. Around the time this was released, I got heckled by a Pokemon Go hating driver while I was walking down the street looking at my phone. Joke is ultimately on them, I was using Tinder.
 Ulillillia: Good thing about that game is that it got kids to go outside. For a week or two, anyway.
Image 215064   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
387
 
 Mord Tingies: just going for milk
 mickeyd: Laundry day.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 bubbles: It does rather look as though he is abiding, doesn't it, @Greifer?
 Greifer: the dude abides
 Rat-Butt: ...wonder where the 1st "Amazing Cleaners" is located...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i have seen my future and it is good.
Image 215063   11-13-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
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