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215989  Yurishiro: Doon't

215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

215991  bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.

215970  Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0

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215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

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215938 Yurishiro: Psssst...

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

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215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215833 UltraBeverly: @Winterneuro TaintJuice (whom I love) tricked me!

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Score:
836
 
 Murdertaco: I hope he gets allot of goat beautiful people
 SpaceCow: "I came preparedddd!"
 zrj235: i kinda wish i could grow horns now..
 Yurishiro: @Teechur He can scratch his own back like crazy now though.
 SharkysMachine: I don't give a damn about my ba-a-aad reputation
 Teechur: How much do those weigh? I feel bad for him.
 Amy Housewine: Metal.
Image 214984   11-12-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
476
 
 some guy : These giraffes are about to drop the sickest album of 2017.
 Yurishiro: Hey there shortneck.
 Not A Bot: Also maybe teach your sons to not be assholes and respect women.
Image 214983   11-12-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
186
 
 addend: Cue "This is fine".
 Nope: Also the whole spear to the ribs thing...
Image 214982   11-12-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
430
 
 Ulillillia: Beautiful people.
 BlarfyB: @Nope aka Hey you! Lizzie!
 Nope: @BlarfyB Uh, it's Her Excellency Elizabeth Meowry Alexandra [Saxe-Catberg and Gotha] Windsor.
 BlarfyB: @Nope Elizabeth Meowry Alexandra [Saxe-Catberg and Gotha] Windsor.
 Nope: Holy shit it's the Queen!
Image 214981   11-12-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
488
 
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro It's from the comic Ladykiller (published by Dark Horse, highly recommended)
 Yurishiro: Is this real?
 Felicity: The womans head is very Howard Chaykin (the rest of the drawing is less tightly constructed than he usually draws)
 Catcat: @wolfpk the other is a an upper conversion kit that turns it into a carbine that is still legally a pistol.
 Hokie333: Megatron? Is that you? (I know, it's missing the scope. Just play along.)
 WTF: I see the movie taglines already: "This Christmas it's Mother who will determine who's been naughty or nice." and "Stuff this in your stocking!"
 wolfpk: @Nope The other is that suppressor
 wolfpk: It should read "Get mother what she really wants this Christmas, because she has a Colt"
 WTF: @Ulillillia She was really asking for Billy Dee Williams.
 BlarfyB: She seems happy. And/or crazed.
 Ulillillia: It works every time.
 Nope: Only 2 presents under the tree and one of them is a gun, cheery message Colt.
Image 214980   11-12-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
470
 
 Yurishiro: and dudettes!
 Spazstatic: @BlarfyB that explains the bowling balls and ball return in the background.
 Ulillillia: 69, dudes!
 BlarfyB: (The original had him holding a bowling ball and "It's Right Up My Ally!" or something like that.
 WaffleIron: "No we're not marketing beer to teens, why do you ask?"
Image 214979   11-12-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
526
 
 Murdertaco: Same
 Dr. Bathroom: I vividly remember my first day of kindergarten. There was one kid clinging to the door jamb. Pretty sure they were pulling him and he was horizontal at one point. I thought, "does he know something I don't?"
 WaffleIron: @inthrees : The scratch marks made by children trying to claw their way over the wall.
Image 214978   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
504
 
 Yurishiro: Hold on son, you are not entitled to that refund I'm afraid.
 Cami: Back that shit up and take a number.
 El Barto: "Bitch, please. Calm your farm."
 Ulillillia: @soccer The cat thinks it's beautiful people.
Image 214977   11-12-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
410
 
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity That's how you know he's a bad'un.
 Felicity: @Amy Housewine Hes doing the Napoleonic arm-inside-jacket, but with both hands
 Amy Housewine: @Nope It's because he doesn't have any. They are the ghosts of his hands.
 Amy Housewine: He cunningly changed the consonants so that people wouldn't realise he was a man from hell.
 BILL DOOR: LOOKS LIKE A FUN PARTY.
 Nope: I like how some ghosts are just hands.
 BlarfyB: Bring out the Hellmann's. bring out the dead.
 Ulillillia: Bring out the Hellmann's. Bring out the best.
Image 214976   11-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
703
 
 Grandmas Ghost: 1, 2, 3, lift!
 zrj235: SALMONELLA COFFEE
 zrj235: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 Bohab: Dinner's here
 apoxia: I will Rad this every time I see it.
 Amy Housewine: @wolfpk In this particular instance I like that - it's as though we repeatedly check in on them on the Spaceship monitors ("How are they doing?" "They still haven't moved it.")
 wolfpk: Haven't I seen this before? Like three or four times in just a couple of weeks.
 addend: (Wonders which classic has the highest cumulative score.)
 Ulillillia: They've been there all weekend.
 Nope: Chicks love a hot cup
Image 214975   11-12-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
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