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257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

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257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie



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Score:
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 Murdertaco: I hope he gets allot of goat beautiful people
 SpaceCow: "I came preparedddd!"
 zrj235: i kinda wish i could grow horns now..
 Phum Munts: @Teechur He can scratch his own back like crazy now though.
 SharkysMachine: I don't give a damn about my ba-a-aad reputation
 Teechur: How much do those weigh? I feel bad for him.
 Amy Housewine: Metal.
Image 214984   11-12-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
476
 
 caesar: These giraffes are about to drop the sickest album of 2017.
 waynelord: Hey there shortneck.
 Not A Bot: Also maybe teach your sons to not be assholes and respect women.
Image 214983   11-12-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
186
 
 addend: Cue "This is fine".
 Nope: Also the whole spear to the ribs thing...
Image 214982   11-12-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
430
 
 Ulillillia: Beautiful people.
 BlarfyB: @Nope aka Hey you! Lizzie!
 Nope: @BlarfyB Uh, it's Her Excellency Elizabeth Meowry Alexandra [Saxe-Catberg and Gotha] Windsor.
 BlarfyB: @Nope Elizabeth Meowry Alexandra [Saxe-Catberg and Gotha] Windsor.
 Nope: Holy shit it's the Queen!
Image 214981   11-12-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
488
 
 Mr Bleak: @Nope The other is the ammo.
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro It's from the comic Ladykiller (published by Dark Horse, highly recommended)
 majorchamp: Is this real?
 agentpaint: The womans head is very Howard Chaykin (the rest of the drawing is less tightly constructed than he usually draws)
 Catcat: @wolfpk the other is a an upper conversion kit that turns it into a carbine that is still legally a pistol.
 Hokie333: Megatron? Is that you? (I know, it's missing the scope. Just play along.)
 WTF: I see the movie taglines already: "This Christmas it's Mother who will determine who's been naughty or nice." and "Stuff this in your stocking!"
 wolfpk: @Nope The other is that suppressor
 wolfpk: It should read "Get mother what she really wants this Christmas, because she has a Colt"
 WTF: @Ulillillia She was really asking for Billy Dee Williams.
 BlarfyB: She seems happy. And/or crazed.
 Ulillillia: It works every time.
 Nope: Only 2 presents under the tree and one of them is a gun, cheery message Colt.
Image 214980   11-12-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
470
 
 daver: and dudettes!
 Spazstatic: @BlarfyB that explains the bowling balls and ball return in the background.
 Ulillillia: 69, dudes!
 BlarfyB: (The original had him holding a bowling ball and "It's Right Up My Ally!" or something like that.
 WaffleIron: "No we're not marketing beer to teens, why do you ask?"
Image 214979   11-12-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
526
 
 Murdertaco: Same
 Dr. Bathroom: I vividly remember my first day of kindergarten. There was one kid clinging to the door jamb. Pretty sure they were pulling him and he was horizontal at one point. I thought, "does he know something I don't?"
 WaffleIron: @inthrees : The scratch marks made by children trying to claw their way over the wall.
Image 214978   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
504
 
 gulpeg: Hold on son, you are not entitled to that refund I'm afraid.
 Cami: Back that shit up and take a number.
 El Barto: "Bitch, please. Calm your farm."
 Ulillillia: @soccer The cat thinks it's beautiful people.
Image 214977   11-12-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
397
 
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity That's how you know he's a bad'un.
 hanky: @Amy Housewine Hes doing the Napoleonic arm-inside-jacket, but with both hands
 Amy Housewine: @Nope It's because he doesn't have any. They are the ghosts of his hands.
 Amy Housewine: He cunningly changed the consonants so that people wouldn't realise he was a man from hell.
 BILL DOOR: LOOKS LIKE A FUN PARTY.
 Nope: I like how some ghosts are just hands.
 BlarfyB: Bring out the Hellmann's. bring out the dead.
 Ulillillia: Bring out the Hellmann's. Bring out the best.
Image 214976   11-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
703
 
 Grandmas Ghost: 1, 2, 3, lift!
 zrj235: SALMONELLA COFFEE
 zrj235: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 Bohab: Dinner's here
 apoxia: I will Rad this every time I see it.
 Amy Housewine: @wolfpk In this particular instance I like that - it's as though we repeatedly check in on them on the Spaceship monitors ("How are they doing?" "They still haven't moved it.")
 wolfpk: Haven't I seen this before? Like three or four times in just a couple of weeks.
 addend: (Wonders which classic has the highest cumulative score.)
 Ulillillia: They've been there all weekend.
 Nope: Chicks love a hot cup
Image 214975   11-12-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
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