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272245  Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261  Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272280  Not A Bot: a.k.a. youre alive and have an address.

272275  Side Boob: Zero m/s as he's up against the wall.

272284  Side Boob: I'd be mad I had STDs too.

272289  Side Boob: This isn't Grey Poupon!

272291  Side Boob: Recycling Pupper is disappointed!

272292  Side Boob: Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaw! *Dixie plays in background*

272132  Mr Bleak: That's nearly 3000lb of fat burned. Your skin is going to be sooo loose you'll trip over your neck if you try to walk...

272133  Mr Bleak: Concrete of switcherino

272292  ThoughtlessGentleman: y'all best prepare cause i aim tuh commence gummin on ya.

272275  tib gubb: assuming a perfect transfer of energy and zero friction

272280  tib gubb: when you fuck up really bad so your dog has to try realllly hard

272281  tib gubb: how's that for your sci fi realism?

272283  tib gubb: oo, with pastries!

272135  Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272135  Mr Bleak: @White Rice Possibly the "Defibrillator on standby" class.

272290  tib gubb: put some friggin pants on, little girl

272287  VoR: Ya better watch out.

272300  charmander: "He said penis hehe"

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5. Amy Housewine
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8. addend
9. a robot
10. Mad Collager



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271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272205 Terrh: Classy...



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Back Door Dan uploaded 271791 (824 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (802 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (796 points)
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10. Albo Grungus: 1913 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. Surprising: 1659 points
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 ThatGuy: @wolfpk proto Shredder?
 kazzy94: If you want a cat that smells worse, fine.
 BlarfyB: Only the finest velour.
 wolfpk: @Butcherboy I would say this is more like Master Splinter's new nemesis, seeing how ferrets eat rats.
 Butcherboy: i dont like this new master splinter
 ThatGuy: Phew Hefner
Image 214923   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
202
 
 Urn BooUrn: Lord Buckethead!
 Butcherboy: ni ni ni
 Greifer: HERRRRRING
 WTF: Jawas out in the wild
Image 214922   11-12-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
302
 
 BlarfyB: just add bluing! oh wait someone did...
 El hefe: Stay out of my fridge
 Hosebag: She said I have no culture. I beg to differ.
 ThatGuy: When you don't do the dishes for 4.7 million years.
Image 214921   11-12-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
151
 
 wolfpk: The Predator can still "see" you; add more mud.
 Shay: That's not mud...
 Hosebag: LET ME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY!
 Butcherboy: @Mr. Butt says the butt
 Mr. Butt: You're one ugly motherfucker.
Image 214920   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
649
 
 Murdertaco: Neat "click"
 Knice: Simply deautiful.
 BlarfyB: This mocks the flensed!
Image 214919   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
695
 
 kazzy94: Great dog, 11/9
Image 214918   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
239
 
 kazzy94: I love shorts. They're why I live in Florida.
 Teechur: Are you looking at my asteroid?
 BlarfyB: Get on the Cosmic Highway, baby!
 ChubbyBuddy: hey *urph* hey babe are u wearin space pants cuz um cuz ur ass is very attractive. to look at.
 fanny: I wonder if @Peter Pantsless would consider becoming Peter Pants for THESE?!
Image 214917   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
373
 
 Hosebag: @trees It's a parody of a TV commercial for car insurance that was popular in the US.
 trees: @Hosebag What is that supposed to mean
 Teechur: That one person is going to wish he'd closed his sunroof.
 Hosebag: Oops. Better call Geico.
 a robot: Whoopsie!
 wolfpk: Hay boss, first question... is your insurance payed up?
 fanny: @Nope I snorted laughed so hard a little snot came out. :) you get a +!
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Then one of them shouted "DOLPHIN" and they all rushed over to the same side"
 Nope: "Yeah, Mom? It happened again"
Image 214916   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
454
 
 BlarfyB: (Also Saturday.)
 BlarfyB: ***SUNDAY!!!***
Image 214915   11-12-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
709
 
 jazzjunkie: Gotta check that focal length!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: its nose, chompers and tongue all the way to the ground with tiny little nubby legs.
 BlarfyB: Food plz!
Image 214914   11-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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