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216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

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2. Ulillillia
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4. Robespierre
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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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12. ChubbyBuddy: 1092 points
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 XLY: collect it in rolls and burn it as incense
 glenalec: Make a small felt hat at home with this one weird trick.
Image 214894   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
666
 
 some guy : The eggs for these are even scarier than the alternate.
 addend: (Starts the reactor.)
 Felicity: @Dresdenkeogh The baby has alkaline blood that dissolves the alien
 Dresdenkeogh: This melts the baby. And it looks like it John Hurts.
 Ulillillia: @Felicity He's tough on illegal aliens
 Felicity: @Ulillillia With xenomorphs?
 Ulillillia: @Felicity Endorsing Mike Huckabee
 Felicity: Chuck Norris in what sense?
 guest: i feel like i missed something
Image 214893   11-12-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
371
 
 Science: @skunkrocker: My dog barks at those door dogs.
 Felicity: @Pront Remp How do you figure?
Image 214892   11-12-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
318
 
 VoR: This is the worst. I bet it cost a lot but it looks soo cheap
 Felicity: TAFKAP
 fanny: I'm not brave enough. or worthy enough of something so magestic.
Image 214891   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
482
 
 jazzjunkie: He's still pondering what to get next
 itskando: @Mr. Butt yeah? Well she's my girlfriend. She Judy goes to anger school
 Shay: Big whoop, I got 82 tattoos of Waffles McButter.
 addend: ...and 1 of Willem Dafoe.
 Mr. Butt: No big deal, but I have 83.
 Cami: That's not creepy.*shivers*
Image 214890   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
147
 
 Hokie333: Given the level of photo technology of the time, you're looking at 0.333 fps at best.
 ThatGuy: Wake up sheeple!
 Felicity: It happened at a show; somebody *must* have been filming...
 BlarfyB: Illuminati want you to think there is no video!
 Wooden Spoon: I hope that links to the Simpsons episode where Bart as John Wilkes Booth kills him in a school play with a nerf gun
Image 214889   11-12-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Image 214888 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pikachu. Boo, Pikachu.
Score:
291
 
 jazzjunkie: @Science laser halberds!
 Science: @Cami: Don't worry - they have more modern weapons at their disposal!
 Cami: @Science Cool. I hope some day they can afford guns.
 Science: @Cami: Swiss Guard aren't current Swiss Soldiers. They are a papal army (!) made up of former Swiss military
 Cami: @BavidDowie Aren't all Swiss men that age soldiers? Reservists at least?
 BavidDowie: @daisy picker this is the audience hall for when the weather doesn't allow gathering in St. Peter's Square
 BavidDowie: @mickeyd be a Swiss Catholic male soldier aged 25-40, I think
Image 214887   11-12-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
264
 
 Amy Housewine: 2 Legit 2 Qwit
 VoR: Once I called his name to check he was OK. He was backed up for the rest of the week!
Image 214886   11-12-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
303
 
 BlarfyB: @Niels Bohr At least it didn't give you a bad Scarlatti.
 Niels Bohr: Ha!I can't Handel this. Straight up baroque my funny bone.
Image 214885   11-12-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
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