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228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

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228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. adeadcrab: 1922 points
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Score:
423
 
 UltraBeverly: Not to ask the obvious, but is that a panty girdle?
 antipatterns: spelled thic wrong
 sparenamelaptopdied: Something, something, gets the hose again??
 addend: No. Very, very no.
Image 214524   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
95
 
 kornisjon: Hello!
 Amy Housewine: L'elastok, the new festival that all the young folks are talking about.
 SpaceCow: Gerald doesn't realize he's been dead since the seventies. Let's watch him interact with the family that moved into his house ten years ago!
 Yam: Classic Gerald
 Ulillillia: #StillWithHer
Image 214523   11-10-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
446
 
 Mr Bleak: Ah! A Slothie!
 sirgallium: this looks like a guy in a costume
 addend: "He...yyy the...rre".
 Yam: Some sloths are cute guys. This isnt one of them really
 Yurishiro: Go home Fassbender you're drunk.
Image 214522   11-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
364
 
 antipatterns: @Annoying Vegan definitely want not
 Yurishiro: Good. Now spin.
 Annoying Vegan : Waste not want not
Image 214521   11-10-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
911
 
 Donut: "Wow...it's like I'm an incredibly huge bear..."
 tib gubb: have a rad you loveable weirdo
 White Rice: @Off Topic a little while ago he was touring Europe, apparently put together a $4,000 food expense while on the trip (if I recall the story correctly, and havent completely botched the to $ conversion)
 Off Topic: Just came back from Japan, Kumamon is everywhere.
Image 214520   11-10-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
686
 
 Teechur: Well-bread doggo
 Bagels: Wonder (bread) dog
 Amy Housewine: You little wonder little wonder you.
 Jabberwikket: I wonder who's gonna get shit in their shoes
 drtofu: Doggie bag
Image 214519   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
482
 
 WotGives: Nobody went for pyramid of Keyza? I'm a little disappointed
 Amy Housewine: You just press the one on top and it types all of the words for you.
 mammal883: If it's solid, that's almost three keyboards worth of keys
 Warrax: I guess I just don't understand ergonomics.
Image 214518   11-10-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
511
 
 Donut: Just kos you're a bird doesn't mean you don't get a craving for McNuggets.
 BlarfyB: a Cokeatiel.
 Warrax: Polly want a McCracker.
Image 214517   11-10-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
339
 
 Donut: "I'm sorry, Stimpy, but the concept for gross-out animation played out by the end of the nineties and is now seen as retro. Kids want smarter cartoons now. I'm sure you understand."
 Hosebag: Stinky!!!! Stinky!!!
 Side Boob: Stimpy :(
Image 214516   11-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
377
 
 addend: (Dyslexic. Opens the door.)
 Yam: My nose gets super chapped and crusty in the winter so I keep a chapstick for my nostrils. To make sure I (or anyone else) dont actually use I on my lips I just had a piece of masking tape on it with NO! Written on it. Girlfriend wa spretty confused when she found that.
 Ulillillia: Happy Birthday, @Nope
 Yurishiro: Why not yespe?
 bug: The other side: Yup.
Image 214515   11-10-17   Uploaded by    younglink
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