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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Maft Grunoble: That happens more than I'd care to admit.
 Balm Flumumple: Maybe I'll just sit here. Forever.
Image 214320   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Gang Plemuble
 Tring Plongo: Is that a tiger or a snake?
 Gift Plumbies: This could be us
 Dirb Morpumple: @Felicity I am Galt, Master Thrall.
 Birb Cremungo: Worship me! I command you! Become my willing thralls!
 Friple Cremumple: @Mr. Shine It's Anton LaVey. I've seen him doing interviews in that dumb outfit before. But I guess I've never conjured the dark powers before, so what do I know.
 Vurbo Brupert: @a sedated moose It MIGHT be Anton LaVey? Not sure.
 Hert Drumupert: hoooooyyyyaaarrrrggghhhh its me!!........ seitan!!!
 Gurb Flumupert: Is that Devin Townsend?
 Varbo Plemungus: Seriously though that tiger face like "waaaaat thaaaa?"
 Treft Albongus: Family values.jpg
Image 214319   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Jorbo Flomple
 Bemp Flopert: a question box from Super Mario voted?
 Roft Cremombies: Russians hacked our stickers
Image 214318   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Frelm Cremumbies
 Mople Horpoble: Is it a comedy club?
Image 214317   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Piwn Horpombies
 Lung Grunungus: How long has Will been locked up?
 Geple Flombies: Come explore with us forever...
 Damp Horpongo: @VoR I know, it's the perfect trap!
 Reng Brumple: @Mr. Shine but it says "free will"
 Vorbo Plemumple: That's how they get you.
Image 214316   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Gewn Grunungo
 Vemp Albumbies: I didn't know McDonalds makes an IUD.
 Gump Plemopert: McCrack.
 Ding Morpungus: B====D
 Hild Drumongus: @Rat-Butt Born with a silver spoon in your nose? ;)
 Mamp Drumombies: man, coke spoons have really changed
 Germ Pluble: I remember these.
Image 214315   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Borbo Dampupert
 Morbo Morpoble: DickButt for scale
 Birbo Rempupert: Wrong website, correct fruit.
Image 214314   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Rilm Cremungus
 Frolm Rempomple: Im just a Po boy from a Po family (or is that the red one?)
 Mewn Flumomple: @Religion X who said it was an exam?
Image 214313   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Doft Rempungus
 Beft Plemumbies: @genius He rode his wolf?
 Pirt Flungus: Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down
 Bild Albuble: Remember when there were only four footprints in the sand...?
 Crampo Cremuble: But they, when they saw him walking on the sea, supposed that it was a ghost, and cried out; for they all saw him, and were troubled. But he straightway spake with them, and saith unto them, Be of good cheer: it is I; be not afraid.
Image 214312   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Rimp Rempungo
 Crert Grunuble: Pretzel M&Ms are pretty good, but nothing can compete with Peanut Butter M&Ms
 Freple Plemumple: I can honestly say Ive never seen a ball pretzel before.
 Criple Brupert: Covered shouldn't count.
 Crimpo Horpupert: @sparenamelaptopdied seriously, pretzels and pretzel buns are gross.
 Beld Flumongo: You left out bratwurst and sandwich buns
 Vurbo Gruble: Buttersnaps with crunchy peanut butter :-)
 Bown Dampombies: Stick is my favorite.
 Rompo Grunuble: ..and each and every one tastes like salty cardboard
Image 214311   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Girb Horpuble
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