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262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

262425  Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262446  Robespierre: Sunrise of North Korea

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262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262425 Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262377 Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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 Muple Flumumbies: Done and done.
 Vilm Plemumbies: The scientist or the rock band?
 Durt Dampuble: Haha, classic Nikola
 Bild Plemumple: Pshh - they were already here when I was born
 Reple Cremoble: Or not actually, but meh, fuck off random reader I hope you will live a miserable existence.
 Reld Rempopert: He predicted The YouTube Ad-pocalypse, truly a man before his time.
 Vaft Flumupert: He predicted Kevin Can Wait, truly a man before his time.
Image 214097   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Pongo Drumombies
 Fruple Rempuble: Dolphins: The Dicks of the Sea
 Hirbo Flopert: Jaunty!
 Theng Brombies: The pink panther has a new buddy
 Trift Dampungo: That dolphin is naked!
Image 214096   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Peng Albuble
 Pewn Albombies: o-o the grid has you, Godzilla.
 Milm Horpopert: That's a good dog.
Image 214095   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Lerm Horpombies
 Bemp Plumbies: Zebrua, Colour, Riveur
 Tringo Plemungo: @ElitrArceus5100 Having heard the Boston accent (I'm still retching)I can confirm this isn't true.
 Derm Dampongus: If you'll go to England, they all think every American has a Southern accent.
 Gimpo Gruble: @JollyWell Maybe in the northern states, down here it's most assuredly "River"
 Trongo Rempongus: Trick question, America is a continent, with many languages and dialects. Dear Dave, the correct answer is none of the above. *shakes hands with others university professors with black robes and square hats*
Image 214094   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Crorb Bruble
 Craple Morpongus: @Robespierre no that's just what THEY think they are. What they actually are is far less
 Crart Albupert: Moebius.
 Geft Rempumbies: Johnny Storm ate my chocolate pudding cup. :(
 Pert Horpungo: Alt.right, personified.
Image 214093   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Crirm Drumopert
 Mirt Horpumbies: Nothing quite says 'Happy Valentine's Day' like The Human Centipede.
 Crorbo Flumuble: Oh nice!
 Dold Flumomple: "It'll scar your whole family!"
Image 214092   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Guft Flumumple
 Maft Rempongo: Browsing Growlr again
 Mango Flongo: Why is there a poo on the desk?
 Gilm Albumple: Grandma, is there something you want to tell us?
 Jert Cremongo: Sad employee cubicle is sad.
Image 214091   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Trert Rempopert
 Trung Morpomple: @charlemagne Thorn is a letter in the Old English, Gothic, Old Norse and modern Icelandic alphabets, as well as some dialects of Middle English. It was also used in medieval Scandinavia, but was later replaced with the digraph th, except in Iceland, where it survives. Funny looking thing. One of many redundant letters in the alphabet.
 Mild Cremuble: @Dr Awkward I stand corrected and ammended
 Pild Brongus: A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.
 Beng Cremumbies: @Dr Awkward Thank you good doctor!
 Girm Grongo: @charlemagne @Yurishiro @deathawaits Well good news, according to Merriam Webster, it means both "the" and "you" (particularly the plural of"you"). As in "Ye Olde Gift Shoppe" vs "Come All Ye Faithful". And according to Urban Dictionary, it refers to Kanye West.
 Himpo Plemungo: @Yurishiro no worries. but yeah, classic pirate dialogue comes from the first actor to play one in hollywood, he was from the english west country and just used the accent from his youth, but hammed it up a touch
 Vert Cremungus: @charlemagne Apologies then, I was pretty sure about it from all the pirate dialogues I've heard or read.
 Flirb Cremombies: @Dr Awkward @Yurishiro @deathawaits it does mean 'the'. there used to be a letter in old english that looked like a y but were pronounced as a th sound. when typeface printing got invented they didn't bother adding the extra letter, so a y got used instead. people just got what it mean anyway and carried on regardless
 Lople Horpombies: @deathawaits nope, "you"
 Bert Flumuble: @deathawaits No it's you. Also no they be not because they can't read.
Image 214090   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Gorm Plongus
 Jong Drumomple: These phone sex IUDs sure are getting complicated.
Image 214089   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Trort Rempungus
 Hamp Floble: @NoRagrets :O Well, I'm convinced!
 Gart Plemumple: @Yurishiro He doesn't have to worry, he can spare $9 a month.
 Crango Albuble: Purple has been worn by the emperors of Byzantium and honored members of the Spaceship
 Crorb Dampumbies: @El Barto Im not saying Im Bill Murray, Im just saying youve never seen us in the same room at the same time...
 Mewn Rempongus: I long for the Purple. I wonder what Bill's handle is on here...
 Reng Grongus: The Murrays lived down Elmwood from us when we first moved to USA - over by the Zanzucchis. Was vaguely aware of some of 'em; not Bill, though - he was too old.
 Hort Flumbies: Don't get used to it, one day you will wake up and realize you are still blue.
 Dump Rempuble: He must have donated to the Patreon.
Image 214088   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Romp Brongo
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