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233938  Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.

233941  Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.

233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

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233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

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 Ulillillia: Done and done.
 Felicity: The scientist or the rock band?
 DrinkMixMan: Haha, classic Nikola
 Mr. Whiskers: Pshh - they were already here when I was born
 Yurishiro: Or not actually, but meh, fuck off random reader I hope you will live a miserable existence.
 Mr. Butt: He predicted The YouTube Ad-pocalypse, truly a man before his time.
 Nope: He predicted Kevin Can Wait, truly a man before his time.
Image 214097   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Warrax: Dolphins: The Dicks of the Sea
 Otterman: Jaunty!
 Yurishiro: The pink panther has a new buddy
 Peach: That dolphin is naked!
Image 214096   11-08-17   Uploaded by    sad face
 Not A Bot: o-o the grid has you, Godzilla.
 kornisjon: That's a good dog.
Image 214095   11-08-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
 Ulillillia: Zebrua, Colour, Riveur
 VeeKay: @ElitrArceus5100 Having heard the Boston accent (I'm still retching)I can confirm this isn't true.
 ElitrArceus5100: If you'll go to England, they all think every American has a Southern accent.
 Derp Herpigan: @JollyWell Maybe in the northern states, down here it's most assuredly "River"
 Yurishiro: Trick question, America is a continent, with many languages and dialects. Dear Dave, the correct answer is none of the above. *shakes hands with others university professors with black robes and square hats*
Image 214094   11-08-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
 Prostata: @Robespierre no that's just what THEY think they are. What they actually are is far less
 Otterman: Moebius.
 El Barto: Johnny Storm ate my chocolate pudding cup. :(
 Robespierre: Alt.right, personified.
Image 214093   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 kdog: Nothing quite says 'Happy Valentine's Day' like The Human Centipede.
 Yurishiro: Oh nice!
 Dr Awkward: "It'll scar your whole family!"
Image 214092   11-08-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 Ulillillia: Browsing Growlr again
 Science: Why is there a poo on the desk?
 Not A Bot: Grandma, is there something you want to tell us?
 Yurishiro: Sad employee cubicle is sad.
Image 214091   11-08-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
 VeeKay: @charlemagne Thorn is a letter in the Old English, Gothic, Old Norse and modern Icelandic alphabets, as well as some dialects of Middle English. It was also used in medieval Scandinavia, but was later replaced with the digraph th, except in Iceland, where it survives. Funny looking thing. One of many redundant letters in the alphabet.
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward I stand corrected and ammended
 jazzjunkie: A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward Thank you good doctor!
 Dr Awkward: @charlemagne @Yurishiro @deathawaits Well good news, according to Merriam Webster, it means both "the" and "you" (particularly the plural of"you"). As in "Ye Olde Gift Shoppe" vs "Come All Ye Faithful". And according to Urban Dictionary, it refers to Kanye West.
 charlemagne: @Yurishiro no worries. but yeah, classic pirate dialogue comes from the first actor to play one in hollywood, he was from the english west country and just used the accent from his youth, but hammed it up a touch
 Yurishiro: @charlemagne Apologies then, I was pretty sure about it from all the pirate dialogues I've heard or read.
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward @Yurishiro @deathawaits it does mean 'the'. there used to be a letter in old english that looked like a y but were pronounced as a th sound. when typeface printing got invented they didn't bother adding the extra letter, so a y got used instead. people just got what it mean anyway and carried on regardless
 Dr Awkward: @deathawaits nope, "you"
 Yurishiro: @deathawaits No it's you. Also no they be not because they can't read.
Image 214090   11-08-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 Mad Collager: These phone sex IUDs sure are getting complicated.
Image 214089   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 El Barto: @NoRagrets :O Well, I'm convinced!
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro He doesn't have to worry, he can spare $9 a month.
 Skaalar: Purple has been worn by the emperors of Byzantium and honored members of the Spaceship
 NoRagrets: @El Barto Im not saying Im Bill Murray, Im just saying youve never seen us in the same room at the same time...
 El Barto: I long for the Purple. I wonder what Bill's handle is on here...
 Robespierre: The Murrays lived down Elmwood from us when we first moved to USA - over by the Zanzucchis. Was vaguely aware of some of 'em; not Bill, though - he was too old.
 Yurishiro: Don't get used to it, one day you will wake up and realize you are still blue.
 Mr. Shine: He must have donated to the Patreon.
Image 214088   11-08-17   Uploaded by    miller
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