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272905  ChubbyBuddy: without warning labels the public would still believe that cigarettes cure rheumatism

272900  Not A Bot: Spoiler alert: after this picture was taken, George R. R. Martin turned around and killed 7 of these actors with his own two hands.

272906  Greek Fire: *bird flies in* DAMMIT

272906  Drunk Orc: Lookin at kitty porn

272892  Hokie333: Is Paddy's a chain? If not, this is across the street from where I work.

272746  celebgate: agree @Yam

272861  DrNinjaman: 'Tis a fine boat, English, but sure it is no pool.

272868  DrNinjaman: Paper towel that fine you've got to romance first.

272875  DrNinjaman: Nailed it!

272892  DrNinjaman: @generic As an english ex-pat currently living in America you mean, right?

272868  Lantry: @Mumbles yeah but its the counter space that's so difficult to reach that you can't use it anyway

272903  DrNinjaman: No, no, no, that's for drying under-boob sweat.

272905  DrNinjaman: You're saying we should kill all the young people, gotcha!

272904  filthylaw: Dr. Hobo can't get fired from. Not because he's unemployed, but because he's unemployed with tenure.

272868  some guy : Where's the cat?

272882  Teechur: Bow ties are cool. Where's your fez?

272892  some guy : But 219 is Jacob's lucky number

272898  some guy : Suiticals and Neuticals

272899  Peter Pantsless: Dang, these city cars are getting smaller all the time

272914  midgetcastle: Her shell has been damaged since we first met her ten years ago. Thats why we always look out for her, shes had a rough life

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

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 Ulillillia: Done and done.
 sir toke a lot: The scientist or the rock band?
 DrinkMixMan: Haha, classic Nikola
 Mr. Whiskers: Pshh - they were already here when I was born
 Wumph Morms: Or not actually, but meh, fuck off random reader I hope you will live a miserable existence.
 Mr. Butt: He predicted The YouTube Ad-pocalypse, truly a man before his time.
 Nope: He predicted Kevin Can Wait, truly a man before his time.
Image 214097   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Warrax: Dolphins: The Dicks of the Sea
 Liar tuck: Jaunty!
 rory: The pink panther has a new buddy
 Peach: That dolphin is naked!
Image 214096   11-08-17   Uploaded by    sad face
 Not A Bot: o-o the grid has you, Godzilla.
 kornisjon: That's a good dog.
Image 214095   11-08-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
 Ulillillia: Zebrua, Colour, Riveur
 camellia: @ElitrArceus5100 Having heard the Boston accent (I'm still retching)I can confirm this isn't true.
 ElitrArceus5100: If you'll go to England, they all think every American has a Southern accent.
 Derp Herpigan: @JollyWell Maybe in the northern states, down here it's most assuredly "River"
 waynelord: Trick question, America is a continent, with many languages and dialects. Dear Dave, the correct answer is none of the above. *shakes hands with others university professors with black robes and square hats*
Image 214094   11-08-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
 Prostata: @Robespierre no that's just what THEY think they are. What they actually are is far less
 shark: Moebius.
 El Barto: Johnny Storm ate my chocolate pudding cup. :(
 spacedawg: Alt.right, personified.
Image 214093   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 kdog: Nothing quite says 'Happy Valentine's Day' like The Human Centipede.
 Brain Thoughts: Oh nice!
 Dr Awkward: "It'll scar your whole family!"
Image 214092   11-08-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 Ulillillia: Browsing Growlr again
 Science: Why is there a poo on the desk?
 Not A Bot: Grandma, is there something you want to tell us?
 peeper: Sad employee cubicle is sad.
Image 214091   11-08-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
 Nymphomania: @charlemagne Thorn is a letter in the Old English, Gothic, Old Norse and modern Icelandic alphabets, as well as some dialects of Middle English. It was also used in medieval Scandinavia, but was later replaced with the digraph th, except in Iceland, where it survives. Funny looking thing. One of many redundant letters in the alphabet.
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward I stand corrected and ammended
 jazzjunkie: A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.
 No Penguins Allowed: @Dr Awkward Thank you good doctor!
 Dr Awkward: @charlemagne @Yurishiro @deathawaits Well good news, according to Merriam Webster, it means both "the" and "you" (particularly the plural of"you"). As in "Ye Olde Gift Shoppe" vs "Come All Ye Faithful". And according to Urban Dictionary, it refers to Kanye West.
 charlemagne: @Yurishiro no worries. but yeah, classic pirate dialogue comes from the first actor to play one in hollywood, he was from the english west country and just used the accent from his youth, but hammed it up a touch
 miller: @charlemagne Apologies then, I was pretty sure about it from all the pirate dialogues I've heard or read.
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward @Yurishiro @deathawaits it does mean 'the'. there used to be a letter in old english that looked like a y but were pronounced as a th sound. when typeface printing got invented they didn't bother adding the extra letter, so a y got used instead. people just got what it mean anyway and carried on regardless
 Dr Awkward: @deathawaits nope, "you"
 pisspig: @deathawaits No it's you. Also no they be not because they can't read.
Image 214090   11-08-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 Mad Collager: These phone sex IUDs sure are getting complicated.
Image 214089   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 El Barto: @NoRagrets :O Well, I'm convinced!
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro He doesn't have to worry, he can spare $9 a month.
 Skaalar: Purple has been worn by the emperors of Byzantium and honored members of the Spaceship
 NoRagrets: @El Barto Im not saying Im Bill Murray, Im just saying youve never seen us in the same room at the same time...
 El Barto: I long for the Purple. I wonder what Bill's handle is on here...
 Brain: The Murrays lived down Elmwood from us when we first moved to USA - over by the Zanzucchis. Was vaguely aware of some of 'em; not Bill, though - he was too old.
 dope: Don't get used to it, one day you will wake up and realize you are still blue.
 Mr. Shine: He must have donated to the Patreon.
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