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253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

253622  Amy Housewine: Shout out the Gingerbread Massive

253622  Dr Awkward: I don't know how good cookies are at DJing, but it's gotta be better than Skrillex, right?

253632  EndlessVanity: Silly me I got the Wyoming one...

253627  Side Boob: If those are by depth, this is a great idea.

253621  VoR: I am not a number! Im a free man, puppet.

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253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast



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 wwwdotcom: The look ... of love.
 Micro Jackson: Closer to heaven
 tib gubb: i love it, even without anchovies, because it makes you happy
 Ulillillia: The two best things ever
 Knice: *Deep sniiiifffff* "Awe, yiss."
Image 213738   11-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
953
 
 fisto: Clearly ewok
 bad tony: Not old enough for facial hair yet.
 Micro Jackson: Ogre: "Your kid is a little Chewie"
 apoxia: @Knice I bet that kid is still wearing nappies.
 apoxia: Too cute
 Derp Herpigan: Going as Chewy, but flying Solo.
 Knice: Adorable. Probably overheating and undoubtedly needs to use the bathroom, but still adorable.
Image 213737   11-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
298
 
 jazzjunkie: There's some unwritten rule that all architectural norms be abandoned on beachfront property.
 WaffleIron: Wienerschnitzel!
Image 213736   11-06-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
430
 
 caitelyn: Llama llama duck!
 Hosebag: Como se llama?
 BavidDowie: is your new girlfriend foreign?
 Knice: There's a whacking off comment to make, but I fear it might awaken something in me.
Image 213735   11-06-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
631
 
 a robot: You can't fool me, Cactaur!
 PenguinBartender: Everybody was kung-fu fighting! *duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuuuh!*
Image 213734   11-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
200
 
 tib gubb: SPOILERS GOD
 Micro Jackson: He killed my family. Now I am out for revenge. MICRO JACKSON: VENGEANCE
 Ulillillia: There's a whacking off comment to make, but I fear it might awaken something in me.
 thecraftywolf: now im scared of the good burger description
Image 213733   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
390
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: stiltonofthesea dot com
Image 213732   11-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
514
 
 sports: @SharkysMachine came here to post that
 Micro Jackson: Wiley Coyotes only this lane
 Cami: The road trip has been canceled.
 SharkysMachine: Winner of the CDOT "not my job" award 2011
 wolfpk: The first time the excuse "that electric poll just appeared out on nowhere" might work.
 Ulillillia: Slowww dowwwn youuu guys!
 Derp Herpigan: Speed limit enforced by local electric company.
 Koopa: I can hear my inner Burnout calling to me... or maybe it's Need for Speed.
 Mr. Shine: *crashes*
Image 213731   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
324
 
 Micro Jackson: Our sketch artist put together this composite
 WaffleIron: Looks like my dog! #181671
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
Image 213730   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
188
 
 VoR: Lol "ginger"
 BlarfyB: @SharkysMachine Exactly!
 redmonkey3: @Felicity - "intelligence is knowing tomatos are a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad" Neal Stephenson (i think)
 Urn BooUrn: @Butcherboy Yes
 SharkysMachine: @BlarfyB my first thought was "oh those terrible cookies" and then realized you meant delicious human flesh.
 Apple IIe: Technically, tomatoes are fruit, but come on, theyre really vegetables
 BlarfyB: Oh, no, I misunderstood when the recipe called for a cup of lady's' fingers to thicken the gumbo. Oops!
 Butcherboy: Veggies arent my forte. But are those lady fingers okra?
Image 213729   11-06-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
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