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273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273255  AlexDeLarge: Always rad for pet rats

273225  KickassHellyeah: same here @addend!!!

273297  Kevin II: Obviously the other pic of them all 25 years older dressed up and posing in the same way got whack offped...

273293  tib gubb: the forest - it is haunted

273267  a robot: The apocalypse is happening but at least we have tacos?

273294  Annoying Vegan : This is me trying to eat less sugar even though my husband is really good at baking.

273265  El hefe: The world leader in nilla wafer research

273279  HermwoodLitmajor: Despite the geometry, would.

273290  Prostata: gtfo with this shit

273292  Prostata: good doggo

273292  ignatz: Yeah but it's Coors Light so what's the point?

273296  ignatz: Is this a sportish thing? I normally associate those marshmallow microphone headsets with sportsing..

273282  tib gubb: turns out granny keeps it realer

273233  Prostata: wtf were you eating in May?

273299  ignatz: Shots when turning dad: cheap.

273281  Air Biscuit: Unknown album you rat!

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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 BlarfyB: @BavidDowie *slams door, cries and posts about it on my Livejournal page*
 BavidDowie: @BlarfyB pretty ugly!
 Mr. Shine: "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion." -Wash, 'Firefly'
 ChubbyBuddy: speaking as a former pizza guy, any "funny" special instructions will be read as "teabag my garlic bread"
 Magic Bullets: Sometimes a guy just needs to feel pretty, OK?
 BlarfyB: Tell you that you are pretty what? Instructions unclear.
Image 213602   11-05-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
334
 
 eyeshower: Thats a fancy slogan
 BlarfyB: @Mr. Shine And/or Tingle.
 Mr. Shine: Nope! Chuck Testa.
 FatTigerWoods: Dern new-fangled marketing tactics
 Shay: Tell me I'm pretty.
Image 213601   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
193
 
 El Barto: @Hokie333 Oooooooh! Now I get it. :D
 Hokie333: @El Barto Bad phrasing: "I don't understand women's obsessions with shoes, much less men's."
 sparenamelaptopdied: @El Barto Years ago I saw a very flustered shoe shop assistant dealing with a woman who was surrounded by a vast array of *almost* identical old-lady shoes, horrible brown things with fake laces and ever-so-slightly different variations of the little frilly bits at the front
 El Barto: @Wooden Spoon I don't understand the relationship between the image and comment.
 Wooden Spoon: I don't understand this obsession with women, but I understand it even less with men where most of them look pretty much the same.
 Not A Bot: I'm in love with the coco
Image 213600   11-05-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
411
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 a sedated moose: HI AGAIN BRTH!
 Mad Collager: Bad gtypers of the world, untie! Yes, the "g" slipped in, due to bad typing and a slow browser.
 fanny: gotta get purple, beth, then you can fix your stupidity before everyone notices
 Knice: I LIKE TYPEHRON!!
 elronhubard: Typos aren't tath bad.
Image 213599   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
421
 
 BavidDowie: When it kicks in
 petepuma: Whoa. Guess that was cannabis seeds.
 Mr. Shine: WHAAAAAAT?!
 Shay: He made a typo.
 Joseph: I'm not sure what kind of comment is expected here.
 BlarfyB: I see what you did there.
Image 213598   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
619
 
 zrj235: i had forgotten how intelligent this comic was. i had all the books when i was a kid. this makes me want to find them..
 nimbus: @BlarfyB Im shocked at how not shocking it is! :-)
 BlarfyB: @Felicity And you don't find that shocking?
 CompletelyJoking: When I was in my 20s, I thought it would be fun to see what kind of music the kids would be into that would shock me when I was in my 40s. Turns out its just bland corporate pop
 Mr. Shine: This didn't need the color background. Don't presume to Photoshop C&H.
 Ihminen: Calvinwave
Image 213597   11-05-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
432
 
 zrj235: he has a good personality
 artfulcodger: Girls love Toxie
 Mad Collager: @grizzly @BlarfyB You are both brilliant!
 Mr. Shine: "Whoops, girl, yo titty out." -Scarface, 'Half Baked'
 BlarfyB: @grizzly You are smokin' hot!
 grizzly: @BlarfyB the cigarette.
 BlarfyB: @grizzly Which one?
 grizzly: Dis me
Image 213596   11-05-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
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 zrj235: instructions completely understandable.
 Ulillillia: Lady & The Trump
 Amy Housewine: Lady & The Tramp: you're doing it wrong.
 BlarfyB: Blinded by His Noodly Appendage.
Image 213595   11-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 zrj235: doin god's work
 MikeWhiskey: It's not a glitch, it's a feature.
 Mad Collager: @FabricMan That's cool, it reminds me of Lily Tomlin's bit about a parent who altered "Fuck" to say "Buick".
 mrd0t: O.G.O.S.
 FabricMan: I've heard about this. People go around looking for graffiti swastikas and "improving" them
Image 213594   11-05-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
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 BlarfyB: @a robot I was picturing that "circle of 'food'" when I posted my comment. mmmm, tongue of boot...
 a robot: @Wooden Spoon tinyurl.com/…
 Wooden Spoon: @BlarfyB: probably contains less pigeon meat than most hot dogs too.
 BlarfyB: Still better than most hot dogs.
Image 213593   11-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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