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258236  antipatterns: Blaze it

258244  lionstrong: Thanks peeps. She was a shelter cat. I think she was starved or was a stray because she just ate so fast and got chubby. But alas it was feline leukemia that took her.

258106  RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258179  Prostata: grampa munster

258092  sodamachine: same here @hajjpodge

258190  antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258224  antipatterns: See, the problem with having sex with animals is you see them a month later and they act like they don't even know you.

258227  Mr. Whiskers: Party on, Wayne. Party on, borkf.

258177  a sedated moose: This place can blow me.

258227  dangerkeith3000: The Lonegunmen.

258228  dangerkeith3000: Don't poop the bed! Or the floor! Or the walls, Gracie!

258229  dangerkeith3000: Fuck this shit.

258129  tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258229  tib gubb: i wonder what they got going on in there; probably communist stuff.

258205  Side Boob: Google tells me this is 'Grass'.

258230  tib gubb: @propro yeah, and the dad at the end should murder-suicide with a walkie talkie

258231  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Going out in public like that, she has balls. Not literally of course, or we'd see them.

258240  Wort Mumpus: What a handsome chap.

258231  WTF: The Beauty of Wal-Mart

258211  WTF: The beauty of Minnesota (in May)

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258177 a sedated moose: This place can blow me.

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

257995 Passive: The pain is real



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Score:
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 BlarfyB: @BavidDowie *slams door, cries and posts about it on my Livejournal page*
 BavidDowie: @BlarfyB pretty ugly!
 Mr. Shine: "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion." -Wash, 'Firefly'
 ChubbyBuddy: speaking as a former pizza guy, any "funny" special instructions will be read as "teabag my garlic bread"
 Magic Bullets: Sometimes a guy just needs to feel pretty, OK?
 BlarfyB: Tell you that you are pretty what? Instructions unclear.
Image 213602   11-05-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
334
 
 eyeshower: Thats a fancy slogan
 BlarfyB: @Mr. Shine And/or Tingle.
 Mr. Shine: Nope! Chuck Testa.
 FatTigerWoods: Dern new-fangled marketing tactics
 Shay: Tell me I'm pretty.
Image 213601   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
193
 
 El Barto: @Hokie333 Oooooooh! Now I get it. :D
 Hokie333: @El Barto Bad phrasing: "I don't understand women's obsessions with shoes, much less men's."
 sparenamelaptopdied: @El Barto Years ago I saw a very flustered shoe shop assistant dealing with a woman who was surrounded by a vast array of *almost* identical old-lady shoes, horrible brown things with fake laces and ever-so-slightly different variations of the little frilly bits at the front
 El Barto: @Wooden Spoon I don't understand the relationship between the image and comment.
 Wooden Spoon: I don't understand this obsession with women, but I understand it even less with men where most of them look pretty much the same.
 Not A Bot: I'm in love with the coco
Image 213600   11-05-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
411
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 a sedated moose: HI AGAIN BRTH!
 Mad Collager: Bad gtypers of the world, untie! Yes, the "g" slipped in, due to bad typing and a slow browser.
 fanny: gotta get purple, beth, then you can fix your stupidity before everyone notices
 Knice: I LIKE TYPEHRON!!
 Theta Zero: Typos aren't tath bad.
Image 213599   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
421
 
 BavidDowie: When it kicks in
 petepuma: Whoa. Guess that was cannabis seeds.
 Mr. Shine: WHAAAAAAT?!
 Shay: He made a typo.
 Joseph: I'm not sure what kind of comment is expected here.
 BlarfyB: I see what you did there.
Image 213598   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
619
 
 zrj235: i had forgotten how intelligent this comic was. i had all the books when i was a kid. this makes me want to find them..
 nimbus: @BlarfyB Im shocked at how not shocking it is! :-)
 BlarfyB: @Felicity And you don't find that shocking?
 CompletelyJoking: When I was in my 20s, I thought it would be fun to see what kind of music the kids would be into that would shock me when I was in my 40s. Turns out its just bland corporate pop
 Mr. Shine: This didn't need the color background. Don't presume to Photoshop C&H.
 Ihminen: Calvinwave
Image 213597   11-05-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
432
 
 zrj235: he has a good personality
 artfulcodger: Girls love Toxie
 Mad Collager: @grizzly @BlarfyB You are both brilliant!
 Mr. Shine: "Whoops, girl, yo titty out." -Scarface, 'Half Baked'
 BlarfyB: @grizzly You are smokin' hot!
 grizzly: @BlarfyB the cigarette.
 BlarfyB: @grizzly Which one?
 grizzly: Dis me
Image 213596   11-05-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
370
 
 zrj235: instructions completely understandable.
 Ulillillia: Lady & The Trump
 Amy Housewine: Lady & The Tramp: you're doing it wrong.
 BlarfyB: Blinded by His Noodly Appendage.
Image 213595   11-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
286
 
 zrj235: doin god's work
 MikeWhiskey: It's not a glitch, it's a feature.
 Mad Collager: @FabricMan That's cool, it reminds me of Lily Tomlin's bit about a parent who altered "Fuck" to say "Buick".
 mrd0t: O.G.O.S.
 FabricMan: I've heard about this. People go around looking for graffiti swastikas and "improving" them
Image 213594   11-05-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
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 BlarfyB: @a robot I was picturing that "circle of 'food'" when I posted my comment. mmmm, tongue of boot...
 a robot: @Wooden Spoon tinyurl.com/…
 Wooden Spoon: @BlarfyB: probably contains less pigeon meat than most hot dogs too.
 BlarfyB: Still better than most hot dogs.
Image 213593   11-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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