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227978  Robespierre: Burger DEATH

227972  San DoDo: Just

227976  San DoDo: This totes my goat

227972  Xeno: It's spelled "Doughnut".

227941  Bill Rye: wiggle ribbons!

227972  a robot: I accidentally the whole fence

227952  BavidDowie: Good luck serving a ticket to the guy with an axe.

227972  BavidDowie: Don't worry; I can't even

226839  Mr Bleak: Tiddles McTiddlesFace? Tiddles. Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time.

227979  ignatz: Just the tip..

227981  ignatz: Tknkly krkt

227968  VeeKay: You could get 'em for false advertising, probly.

226849  Mr Bleak: Pissing level: expert and very, very sober.

227983  ignatz: Useless camo..

227969  Skaalar: @square44 Exactly right.

227974  Prostata: IN SPACE....

226856  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman You mean "who let the dogs in?"?

227970  sparename: Glop to the top

227970  Prostata: fap for freedom!

227957  FabricMan: If you enter the top hole, you can become Lord of All Goats

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2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
4. Ulillillia
5. Peter Pantsless
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7. VeeKay
8. Dr Awkward
9. Mr. Shine
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227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227801 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)



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Side Boob uploaded 227672 (959 points)
adeadcrab uploaded 227762 (932 points)
myrealname uploaded 227572 (912 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 227531 (907 points)
Robespierre uploaded 227836 (898 points)
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 3. Scoo: 3923 points
 4. Bagels: 3605 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3111 points
 6. barfolomew: 3081 points
 7. Emoji: 2169 points
 8. cenecia: 2071 points
 9. Side Boob: 2010 points
10. robocop: 1877 points
11. Morn Bumbies: 1764 points
12. whaleshark: 1740 points
13. communist: 1718 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1711 points
15. EndlessVanity: 1705 points
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Score:
334
 
 BlarfyB: @BavidDowie *slams door, cries and posts about it on my Livejournal page*
 BavidDowie: @BlarfyB pretty ugly!
 Mr. Shine: "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion." -Wash, 'Firefly'
 ChubbyBuddy: speaking as a former pizza guy, any "funny" special instructions will be read as "teabag my garlic bread"
 Felicity: Sometimes a guy just needs to feel pretty, OK?
 BlarfyB: Tell you that you are pretty what? Instructions unclear.
Image 213602   11-05-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
334
 
 eyeshower: Thats a fancy slogan
 BlarfyB: @Mr. Shine And/or Tingle.
 Mr. Shine: Nope! Chuck Testa.
 FatTigerWoods: Dern new-fangled marketing tactics
 Shay: Tell me I'm pretty.
Image 213601   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
193
 
 El Barto: @Hokie333 Oooooooh! Now I get it. :D
 Hokie333: @El Barto Bad phrasing: "I don't understand women's obsessions with shoes, much less men's."
 sparenamelaptopdied: @El Barto Years ago I saw a very flustered shoe shop assistant dealing with a woman who was surrounded by a vast array of *almost* identical old-lady shoes, horrible brown things with fake laces and ever-so-slightly different variations of the little frilly bits at the front
 El Barto: @Wooden Spoon I don't understand the relationship between the image and comment.
 Wooden Spoon: I don't understand this obsession with women, but I understand it even less with men where most of them look pretty much the same.
 Not A Bot: I'm in love with the coco
Image 213600   11-05-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
411
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 a sedated moose: HI AGAIN BRTH!
 Mad Collager: Bad gtypers of the world, untie! Yes, the "g" slipped in, due to bad typing and a slow browser.
 fanny: gotta get purple, beth, then you can fix your stupidity before everyone notices
 Knice: I LIKE TYPEHRON!!
 Theta Zero: Typos aren't tath bad.
Image 213599   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
421
 
 BavidDowie: When it kicks in
 petepuma: Whoa. Guess that was cannabis seeds.
 Mr. Shine: WHAAAAAAT?!
 Shay: He made a typo.
 Joseph: I'm not sure what kind of comment is expected here.
 BlarfyB: I see what you did there.
Image 213598   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
619
 
 zrj235: i had forgotten how intelligent this comic was. i had all the books when i was a kid. this makes me want to find them..
 Felicity: @BlarfyB Im shocked at how not shocking it is! :-)
 BlarfyB: @Felicity And you don't find that shocking?
 Felicity: When I was in my 20s, I thought it would be fun to see what kind of music the kids would be into that would shock me when I was in my 40s. Turns out its just bland corporate pop
 Mr. Shine: This didn't need the color background. Don't presume to Photoshop C&H.
 Ihminen: Calvinwave
Image 213597   11-05-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
432
 
 zrj235: he has a good personality
 Felicity: Girls love Toxie
 Mad Collager: @grizzly @BlarfyB You are both brilliant!
 Mr. Shine: "Whoops, girl, yo titty out." -Scarface, 'Half Baked'
 BlarfyB: @grizzly You are smokin' hot!
 grizzly: @BlarfyB the cigarette.
 BlarfyB: @grizzly Which one?
 grizzly: Dis me
Image 213596   11-05-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
370
 
 zrj235: instructions completely understandable.
 Ulillillia: Lady & The Trump
 Amy Housewine: Lady & The Tramp: you're doing it wrong.
 BlarfyB: Blinded by His Noodly Appendage.
Image 213595   11-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
286
 
 zrj235: doin god's work
 dangerkeith3000: It's not a glitch, it's a feature.
 Mad Collager: @FabricMan That's cool, it reminds me of Lily Tomlin's bit about a parent who altered "Fuck" to say "Buick".
 mrd0t: O.G.O.S.
 FabricMan: I've heard about this. People go around looking for graffiti swastikas and "improving" them
Image 213594   11-05-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
641
 
 BlarfyB: @a robot I was picturing that "circle of 'food'" when I posted my comment. mmmm, tongue of boot...
 a robot: @Wooden Spoon tinyurl.com/…
 Wooden Spoon: @BlarfyB: probably contains less pigeon meat than most hot dogs too.
 BlarfyB: Still better than most hot dogs.
Image 213593   11-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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