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273719  Not A Bot: Will have no difficulty convincing anyone of its origins.

273675  Bill Rye: no, that's right. gotta hold yer boobs for safety.

273694  Bill Rye: has science gone too far?

273679  Air Biscuit: Is the "simplified spelling society" still a thing?

273696  BoiledEggs: "What if Babybop.. The kids.. They're all in my head.."

273691  Air Biscuit: Diesel volvos rollin coal are nice.

273707  SuedeOxford: Giraffe at Indianapolis Zoo: Does your wife seem unhappy?

273710  SuedeOxford: Patrick Fischler looking a little old on the left.

273711  Air Biscuit: *Furiosas handwork intensifies

273689  skittles: be white

273693  dangerkeith3000: Salvadore Dalila

273693  addend: "I plucked his nose hairs while he slept and made him cry."

273703  Mad Collager: @addend Why bother tail-gating when you can aggro-gate?

273695  addend: @addend *will.

273695  addend: My tummy wilk reassemble it.

273713  Mad Collager: Oh sure, but do you realize he hails from Caerbannog?

273695  Eleftheros: Pigsaw puzzle

273720  TaintJuice: You must have uploaded the wrong picture I just see a good boy

273707  addend: (Slays and eats giraffe.)

273711  addend: "Quick, take the wheel!" / "Okey-dokey."

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273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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 zrj235: i had forgotten how intelligent this comic was. i had all the books when i was a kid. this makes me want to find them..
 nimbus: @BlarfyB Im shocked at how not shocking it is! :-)
 BlarfyB: @Felicity And you don't find that shocking?
 CompletelyJoking: When I was in my 20s, I thought it would be fun to see what kind of music the kids would be into that would shock me when I was in my 40s. Turns out its just bland corporate pop
 Mr. Shine: This didn't need the color background. Don't presume to Photoshop C&H.
 Ihminen: Calvinwave
Image 213597   11-05-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
432
 
 zrj235: he has a good personality
 artfulcodger: Girls love Toxie
 Mad Collager: @grizzly @BlarfyB You are both brilliant!
 Mr. Shine: "Whoops, girl, yo titty out." -Scarface, 'Half Baked'
 BlarfyB: @grizzly You are smokin' hot!
 grizzly: @BlarfyB the cigarette.
 BlarfyB: @grizzly Which one?
 grizzly: Dis me
Image 213596   11-05-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
370
 
 zrj235: instructions completely understandable.
 Ulillillia: Lady & The Trump
 Amy Housewine: Lady & The Tramp: you're doing it wrong.
 BlarfyB: Blinded by His Noodly Appendage.
Image 213595   11-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
286
 
 zrj235: doin god's work
 MikeWhiskey: It's not a glitch, it's a feature.
 Mad Collager: @FabricMan That's cool, it reminds me of Lily Tomlin's bit about a parent who altered "Fuck" to say "Buick".
 mrd0t: O.G.O.S.
 FabricMan: I've heard about this. People go around looking for graffiti swastikas and "improving" them
Image 213594   11-05-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
641
 
 BlarfyB: @a robot I was picturing that "circle of 'food'" when I posted my comment. mmmm, tongue of boot...
 a robot: @Wooden Spoon tinyurl.com/…
 Wooden Spoon: @BlarfyB: probably contains less pigeon meat than most hot dogs too.
 BlarfyB: Still better than most hot dogs.
Image 213593   11-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
392
 
 zrj235: So I found this little guy in a dumpster behind the auto parts store, any tips on litter training him? And also my eyes are bleeding a lot and i keep hearing voices
 Mad Collager: Chocolate Labrabat.
 petunias: I suck goats.
 mrd0t: Not sure whether to squee or scream
 Not A Bot: You're purple dranklic
 sparenamelaptopdied: " # Alone in the world was a little... # "
 ASTER: Thata not his real face. Bats face looks like of a Mouse.
Image 213592   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
230
 
 zrj235: I'll take two bowls of soup, hold the croutons.
 BlarfyB: @Lantry Nancy's little fun at our expense.
 Lantry: @Shay i think the gag-rotator mixes up comments and pictures sometimes. They're definitely not talking about the picture i can see.
 a robot: Same place as #211087 and still not funny
 mrd0t: hell yeah
 Shay: Goalies? Soccer? Knees? What am I missing here?
Image 213591   11-05-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
503
 
 mrd0t: #dadgram
Image 213590   11-05-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
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 toaster: This is the most masculine picture ever shared on the web.
 zrj235: i would probably rock that shirt
 Jack Daniels: Sorry, drank a little too much 'truth serum'
 BlarfyB: I think ignatz has a crush on someone!
 ruiner: Did I mention I hate Wes Anderson?
 charmander: Fuck off Wes Anderson
Image 213589   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
666
 
 EndlessVanity: *pets the cat with one hand, giving the finger to the system with the other.
 Annoying Vegan : I kiss the nose tho? I kiss the nose.
 filthylaw: Sign or no sign, I have to pet it
 Shay: Bitches Mew
 Ulillillia: "Do YOU come with the album?" "Oh, mew *giggle*"
 petepuma: Felinious Monk
 WaffleIron: Wynton Meowsalis
 BlarfyB: Cat Calloway
 Amy Housewine: Cat Metheney.
 Amy Housewine: Meowles Davis.
 Amy Housewine: Catonball Adderley.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Kitty Gillespie
 UnknownSample: ::poke::
 Amy Housewine: Hep cat chills out with some jazz.
Image 213588   11-05-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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