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269152  Darmstadtium: I hope it is not a tumor

269162  White Rice: @Knice does that mean this is a picture of Thomas O'Malley?

269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"



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John Blender uploaded 269002 (762 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (742 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
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 6. beyardo: 1834 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 8. Murm Gungus: 1783 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
12. blablabla: 1464 points
13. glowstick: 1449 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. wolfskin: 1440 points
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Score:
420
 
 petepuma: Vietnam PTSD just kicked in
 grid: Mere seconds before the flamethrower is ignited.
 itskando: Shenanigans
 Cami: One way or another it's bath day.
 BlarfyB: Kid was gettin' uppity.
 Amy Housewine: It's the only way they learn.
Image 213567   11-05-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
393
 
 Shay: "It came back positive."
 VoR: Did I close the browser window?
 sparenamelaptopdied: @snipdawg " I've come to borkf with you again"
Image 213566   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
211
 
 whcvgre78: Photoshopped :(
 BlarfyB: @Warrax Yet.
 Warrax: Huh, I thought they were foot sacks. Is my scrotum supposed to be shaped like that? Because it isn't.
 Ulillillia: They really misspelled "cyst"
 BlarfyB: Castle Ball Sack did not stand up to the cavalry change as well as expected.
Image 213565   11-05-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
141
 
 BlarfyB: @Mexico They are ramen-esque!
 Mexico: Goddamn it, I can't think of anything else that isn't those fabulous locks!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Illustrations from the celebrated novel "Biggles Tries Transvestism" where he and Siouxsie Sioux trade clothes
Image 213564   11-05-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
621
 
 Nothing: Spore 2 looking good
 funny in the wall: Merica wings
 Greifer: put it back!
Image 213563   11-05-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
332
 
 charlemagne: @Felicity that's not too far off from jennifer government, by max barry
 meh: @Yurishiro IIRC the first place I saw it was in a 1980s cyberpunk comic called Shatter. True to cyberpunk form, everything is privatised and corporations go to war with each other to compete for the job of being the police, the fire department, etc. Imagine if OCP had to fight off waves of flying cars and powered-armour soldiers from AOL-Time-Warner-Exxon-Nabisco
 Capital: @Felicity Tekken?
 betamax: I could see a sci-fi universe where corporations fight each other and their vehicles have their logos. On the other side of the photo is Pepsi and Verizon
 charlemagne: go team advantage!
 funny in the wall: Right idea, wrong logos
 BlarfyB: War(tm) - brought to you by our sponsors!
Image 213562   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
212
 
 tib gubb: good for hangovers
 BlarfyB: "Why yes Q*bert was my favorite arcade game as a child - why do you ask?" - architect
Image 213561   11-05-17   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
249
 
 waffle iron: @jazzjunkie Exactly
 jazzjunkie: @2Berries If you're hand-washing dishes, it's a godsend.
 2Berries: @jazzjunkie its for tea, french press coffee & shaving 45 seconds off the microwave time of top ramen
 jazzjunkie: @White Rice it looks like an office kitchen sink, where a bunch of people all have their own (competing) opinions about how things should be done. Hot water could be for sanitizing your lunch dishes. Or maybe it got added after the filter had been added.
 Hosebag: @White Rice That's not a soap dispenser on the wall, it's a hydrocortizone cream dispenser for the severe burns.
 White Rice: If there wasnt a soap dispenser right on the wall behind everything then I could see the problem. Most kitchen sinks dont have a soap dispenser right at the basin (that generally reserved for bathrooms in malls). HOWEVER, if they need to have a filter on the main line, whats filtering the insta-boil water? This sink setup is giving me more questions than answers.
Image 213560   11-05-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
341
 
 Ulillillia: @TheTakeDown Very clever, changing "what is" to "what's"
Image 213559   11-05-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
276
 
 Peach: @glenalec What a set-up, A+
 Pingu IRL: I went to a psychic and she laughed at my future. So I hit her. It's good to strike a happy medium.
 AceOfSpades: Saw it coming, bought a ton of roof insurance, made out like a bandit
 Prostata: didn't see it coming
 San DoDo: I left my career as a psychic, I just didn't see any future in it
 BlarfyB: As foretold!
Image 213558   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
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