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268174  trelyate: when you finally take that monster shit you've been holding in

268194  ThoughtlessGentleman: those piles of cocaine you could buy legally at this time had nothing to do with the hooker strangling either.

268206  phil: Lol thought it was a nipple on a hairy breast.

268189  wolfpk: Put meat on top: double price. Cut portion in half and put a line of sauce beside it: triple price.

268197  Yam: This guy looks like a Roscoe

268196  wolfpk: Mine!

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @ChubbyBuddy Jesus Christ, The Original Socialist, knocked over the tables of money changers when they conducted business at temple. a healthy anger can motivate the working class against the oligarchy. if you're not mad you arent paying attention. people are dying man, there's more important things going on than civility.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. please understand that i admit that im attacking you and you're not gaining any ground by complaining about it. I'm not nice. I'm a mean, nasty, petty, crudeass son of a bitch. I'm sick of people arguing about naughty words and politeness. The planet is going to cook us alive if we don't make bold action to fight climate change. americans die by the tens of thousands due to inadequate healthcare. thousands more die in natural disasters that might have lived if not for incompetent and corrupt relief efforts and inadequate infrastructure. Nazis openly march on our streets. Decorum and politeness are a tool of controlled opposition. the right shows open contempt for decency and they control everything. anger is good. it works. even

268098  apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).

268101  apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"

268043  El hefe: Thank you Bryan Christ

268202  ignatz: Hehe grass

268110  apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268165  Not A Bot: Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals!

268192  ignatz: @WannaBee Wowen

268192  WannaBee: Wow

267978  charlemagne: 'when I give food to the poor they called me a saint; when I asked why there were so many poor, they called me a communist'

268145  apoxia: Who wore it best?

268193  a robot: "This room would look great with a boat in it."

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5. wolfpk
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7. Dr Awkward
8. ignatz
9. a robot
10. Felicity



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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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10. Stoner: 1708 points
11. withak: 1651 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1646 points
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 Shay: "It came back positive."
 VoR: Did I close the browser window?
 sparenamelaptopdied: @snipdawg " I've come to borkf with you again"
Image 213566   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
211
 
 whcvgre78: Photoshopped :(
 BlarfyB: @Warrax Yet.
 Warrax: Huh, I thought they were foot sacks. Is my scrotum supposed to be shaped like that? Because it isn't.
 Ulillillia: They really misspelled "cyst"
 BlarfyB: Castle Ball Sack did not stand up to the cavalry change as well as expected.
Image 213565   11-05-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
141
 
 BlarfyB: @Mexico They are ramen-esque!
 Mexico: Goddamn it, I can't think of anything else that isn't those fabulous locks!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Illustrations from the celebrated novel "Biggles Tries Transvestism" where he and Siouxsie Sioux trade clothes
Image 213564   11-05-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
621
 
 Nothing: Spore 2 looking good
 funny in the wall: Merica wings
 Greifer: put it back!
Image 213563   11-05-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
332
 
 charlemagne: @Felicity that's not too far off from jennifer government, by max barry
 meh: @Yurishiro IIRC the first place I saw it was in a 1980s cyberpunk comic called Shatter. True to cyberpunk form, everything is privatised and corporations go to war with each other to compete for the job of being the police, the fire department, etc. Imagine if OCP had to fight off waves of flying cars and powered-armour soldiers from AOL-Time-Warner-Exxon-Nabisco
 Capital: @Felicity Tekken?
 betamax: I could see a sci-fi universe where corporations fight each other and their vehicles have their logos. On the other side of the photo is Pepsi and Verizon
 charlemagne: go team advantage!
 funny in the wall: Right idea, wrong logos
 BlarfyB: War(tm) - brought to you by our sponsors!
Image 213562   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
212
 
 tib gubb: good for hangovers
 BlarfyB: "Why yes Q*bert was my favorite arcade game as a child - why do you ask?" - architect
Image 213561   11-05-17   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
249
 
 waffle iron: @jazzjunkie Exactly
 jazzjunkie: @2Berries If you're hand-washing dishes, it's a godsend.
 2Berries: @jazzjunkie its for tea, french press coffee & shaving 45 seconds off the microwave time of top ramen
 jazzjunkie: @White Rice it looks like an office kitchen sink, where a bunch of people all have their own (competing) opinions about how things should be done. Hot water could be for sanitizing your lunch dishes. Or maybe it got added after the filter had been added.
 Hosebag: @White Rice That's not a soap dispenser on the wall, it's a hydrocortizone cream dispenser for the severe burns.
 White Rice: If there wasnt a soap dispenser right on the wall behind everything then I could see the problem. Most kitchen sinks dont have a soap dispenser right at the basin (that generally reserved for bathrooms in malls). HOWEVER, if they need to have a filter on the main line, whats filtering the insta-boil water? This sink setup is giving me more questions than answers.
Image 213560   11-05-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
341
 
 Ulillillia: @TheTakeDown Very clever, changing "what is" to "what's"
Image 213559   11-05-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
276
 
 Peach: @glenalec What a set-up, A+
 Pingu IRL: I went to a psychic and she laughed at my future. So I hit her. It's good to strike a happy medium.
 AceOfSpades: Saw it coming, bought a ton of roof insurance, made out like a bandit
 Prostata: didn't see it coming
 San DoDo: I left my career as a psychic, I just didn't see any future in it
 BlarfyB: As foretold!
Image 213558   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
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 Peach: Ape out with your grapes out
 Not A Bot: Ah, the story from a year or two ago which was proven fake a year or two ago
Image 213557   11-05-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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