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268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

268819  Teechur: I have to shovel a spot for Bella the WonderDog. She's only a foot tall, so snow of any height is cold on her parts.

268832  Side Boob: Which one of those is in penguin?

268831  Side Boob: Hi Cooper!

268828  WannaBee: Looks like it's missing a pole.

268787  Side Boob: Nucular reactor?

268829  BavidDowie: Has pieces of real corn nuts in it

268830  ThoughtlessGentleman: your first mistake was going to church. the second was thinking you had anything worth stealing.

268837  sparename: Robopiles

268798  lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?

268807  Side Boob: @Knice Tight Nuts is mine :P

268803  lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.

268807  lecj07: No way they didn't know what they were doing.

268824  Side Boob: It's not a religion so much as a cult. That I'm in. *send help*

268830  fanny: praise the lord!

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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621
 
 Nothing: Spore 2 looking good
 funny in the wall: Merica wings
 Greifer: put it back!
Image 213563   11-05-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
332
 
 charlemagne: @Felicity that's not too far off from jennifer government, by max barry
 meh: @Yurishiro IIRC the first place I saw it was in a 1980s cyberpunk comic called Shatter. True to cyberpunk form, everything is privatised and corporations go to war with each other to compete for the job of being the police, the fire department, etc. Imagine if OCP had to fight off waves of flying cars and powered-armour soldiers from AOL-Time-Warner-Exxon-Nabisco
 Capital: @Felicity Tekken?
 betamax: I could see a sci-fi universe where corporations fight each other and their vehicles have their logos. On the other side of the photo is Pepsi and Verizon
 charlemagne: go team advantage!
 funny in the wall: Right idea, wrong logos
 BlarfyB: War(tm) - brought to you by our sponsors!
Image 213562   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
212
 
 tib gubb: good for hangovers
 BlarfyB: "Why yes Q*bert was my favorite arcade game as a child - why do you ask?" - architect
Image 213561   11-05-17   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
249
 
 waffle iron: @jazzjunkie Exactly
 jazzjunkie: @2Berries If you're hand-washing dishes, it's a godsend.
 2Berries: @jazzjunkie its for tea, french press coffee & shaving 45 seconds off the microwave time of top ramen
 jazzjunkie: @White Rice it looks like an office kitchen sink, where a bunch of people all have their own (competing) opinions about how things should be done. Hot water could be for sanitizing your lunch dishes. Or maybe it got added after the filter had been added.
 Hosebag: @White Rice That's not a soap dispenser on the wall, it's a hydrocortizone cream dispenser for the severe burns.
 White Rice: If there wasnt a soap dispenser right on the wall behind everything then I could see the problem. Most kitchen sinks dont have a soap dispenser right at the basin (that generally reserved for bathrooms in malls). HOWEVER, if they need to have a filter on the main line, whats filtering the insta-boil water? This sink setup is giving me more questions than answers.
Image 213560   11-05-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
341
 
 Ulillillia: @TheTakeDown Very clever, changing "what is" to "what's"
Image 213559   11-05-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
276
 
 Peach: @glenalec What a set-up, A+
 Pingu IRL: I went to a psychic and she laughed at my future. So I hit her. It's good to strike a happy medium.
 AceOfSpades: Saw it coming, bought a ton of roof insurance, made out like a bandit
 Prostata: didn't see it coming
 San DoDo: I left my career as a psychic, I just didn't see any future in it
 BlarfyB: As foretold!
Image 213558   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
233
 
 Peach: Ape out with your grapes out
 Not A Bot: Ah, the story from a year or two ago which was proven fake a year or two ago
Image 213557   11-05-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
697
 
 tib gubb: more proof the technology is cancer and only homeopathic remedies will save us
 WTF: I don't use anti-virus software. I just keep my computer away from sick computers.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Wire-brush and Dettol - twice a day
Image 213556   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
206
 
 Science: @desertfox: But they don't play CDs. @norgu5: Outmoded tech is very expensive. Try having to buy old stuff for legacy systems sometime.
 sergeant: @desertfox - Yeah, but they don't have the rich sound of plastic.
 square44: now I can know what a slice of red onion sounds like
 jazzjunkie: Why does it smell like onions?
 Warrax: vValkman
Image 213555   11-05-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
484
 
 kornisjon: Don't worry, it can also mean a new beginning.
 piranharama: Traditional Chinese medicine
 salmiakki: OP is Elliott Gould
 DrinkMixMan: We'll see about that
 Warrax: Certainly.
 bug: I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
 WaffleIron: Somebody else got the give me liberty cookie.
 Derp Herpigan: How fortunate.
Image 213554   11-05-17   Uploaded by    kswat
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