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268871  dangerkeith3000: hahahaha

268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
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Score:
276
 
 Peach: @glenalec What a set-up, A+
 Pingu IRL: I went to a psychic and she laughed at my future. So I hit her. It's good to strike a happy medium.
 AceOfSpades: Saw it coming, bought a ton of roof insurance, made out like a bandit
 Prostata: didn't see it coming
 San DoDo: I left my career as a psychic, I just didn't see any future in it
 BlarfyB: As foretold!
Image 213558   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
233
 
 Peach: Ape out with your grapes out
 Not A Bot: Ah, the story from a year or two ago which was proven fake a year or two ago
Image 213557   11-05-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
697
 
 tib gubb: more proof the technology is cancer and only homeopathic remedies will save us
 WTF: I don't use anti-virus software. I just keep my computer away from sick computers.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Wire-brush and Dettol - twice a day
Image 213556   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
206
 
 Science: @desertfox: But they don't play CDs. @norgu5: Outmoded tech is very expensive. Try having to buy old stuff for legacy systems sometime.
 sergeant: @desertfox - Yeah, but they don't have the rich sound of plastic.
 square44: now I can know what a slice of red onion sounds like
 jazzjunkie: Why does it smell like onions?
 Warrax: vValkman
Image 213555   11-05-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
484
 
 kornisjon: Don't worry, it can also mean a new beginning.
 piranharama: Traditional Chinese medicine
 salmiakki: OP is Elliott Gould
 DrinkMixMan: We'll see about that
 Warrax: Certainly.
 bug: I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
 WaffleIron: Somebody else got the give me liberty cookie.
 Derp Herpigan: How fortunate.
Image 213554   11-05-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
383
 
 Science: @WaffleIron: It was because they killed all of the intellectuals.
 WaffleIron: I recall reading that traditional Chinese medicine was touted by the communist party heavily in the early days of the regime because they couldnt afford modern universal healthcare for the nation.
 tib gubb: they also think it's fun to tell bullshit to people who will believe anything a stranger tells them
Image 213553   11-05-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
196
 
 Shay: WHERE'S HER HAND?!?!?!?
 Dorb: And Snagglepuss
 aoaoaoao: I liked Spike, Yick, and Wheels
Image 213552   11-05-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
194
 
 Derp Herpigan: If someone could land a frisbee from that ski lift I'd be impressed.
Image 213551   11-05-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
529
 
 WaffleIron: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3456053/…
 jazzjunkie: Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
 bug: Now *that's* an impressive landing job.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Free-range jetliners, organically grown
 Amy Housewine: When asked, the pilot honestly didn't know how he got it there.
Image 213550   11-05-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
490
 
 Hosebag: HIGH VOLTAGE!
 trelyate: @Thyming I always pronounce it "dirty deeds and the thunder jeep"
 White Rice: Filthy tasks preformed at a reasonable price.
 WaffleIron: If youre drunk youll end up in Dunwith or Sheap.
 Thyming: Face it, this is how we all pronounce the lyrics.
Image 213549   11-05-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
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