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228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

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228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?



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424
 
 glenalec: I was away from A-Gator for several months and got one of these from them!
 a sedated moose: HI BUTTHORN!
 sparenamelaptopdied: "This annoying and un-cancellable notification is to notify you that you tried to turn off annoying notifications"... "This annoying notification is to notify you that there is insufficient memory space to update your apps even though you turned auto-update off - because go.gle is trying to install 'go.gle play services instant apps' to bypass your auto-update preferences"
 Robespierre: Life On Earth, 21st Century Style
Image 213022   11-02-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
386
 
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt I WANT TO SEE CATS INSTEAD.
 copunter: parent tax, but just this one piece
 VoR: 1st view. Tanks are rad
 Mr. Butt: WHY AM I SEEING AN IMAGE THAT I DONT LIKE ON A WEBSITE THAT COSTS ME NOTHING??
 Robespierre: Hey, Pocky A-Way! AGAIN!
 VeeKay: AGAIN? Outrageous!
 kazzy94: Fake, nobody can afford to give out Pocky.
 ignatz: this one tanked the first time around..
Image 213021   11-02-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
216
 
 Fancy Clown: @Shay Are they not mutually exclusive designations?
 Shay: @Annoying Vegan That's the only thing I miss about Portland. Too many homeless hipsters ruined it for me.
 Dr Awkward: This is why you don't eat scrap metal donuts. They really do (doo) a number (2) on your colon.
 Annoying Vegan : Voodoo Donuts in Portland is awesome.
 Robespierre: You had me at meat cyclone
Image 213020   11-02-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
76
 
 SpaceCow: There's always money in the pineapple stand.
 Dick Inspector: Je suis un ananas.
 Pizza: Spongebob on acid
 Christina: Ananas.
Image 213019   11-02-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
248
 
 E. HONDA: now he's more of a curb to curb salesman
 Felicity: I had a door-to-door sales job for about three days back in the great recession of 1993. Never again
 Felicity: @WTF @Shay I thought so too at first. His shirt just has white shoulders
 Shay: More like a deformed salesman.
 WTF: Doesn't that look like a grown man head on a kid's body.
 funny in the wall: fucking good. do something honest for once
 San DoDo: I personally prefer my keys to be blunt
Image 213018   11-02-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
562
 
 tib gubb: you say that to me like i still give a flying god damn
 Dr Awkward: You can tell this isn't a real Family Circus because I actually chuckled.
 WTF: I thought touching taints is how you get opioids in the first place.
 a sedated moose: Why not both?
 Skaalar: Pills, then taint. Youll be more relaxed.
 UltraBeverly: What a scamp!
 Robespierre: "Macho Mix Has Couples Lighting The Romp Room Ablaze" ... now, where the hell did THAT come from?
 ChubbyBuddy: but i'm a taintologist??
 Science: "What if I touch your taint anyway?"
 funny in the wall: i'll try this approach. i'll let you guys know how it goes
 Knice: Never did like that comic.
Image 213017   11-02-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
300
 
 Pizza: That doesn't look like ice
 ignatz: wood-pile
Image 213016   11-02-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
700
 
 Not A Bot: one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, in the land of consoles where the gamers lie.
 tib gubb: is doggo, has hat... life is good
 Christina: Happy borkfday!
Image 213015   11-02-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
253
 
 Himesama: HOLO
 Skaalar: Anyone else notice the little face on the handle?
 White Rice: That is a tiny sig. The combination of wood tones, matte/brushes metal & the...whatever the term is for the oil on water look treated metal is pretty odd to me.
Image 213014   11-02-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
251
 
 Mr Bleak: @Skaalar I read the title and assumed it was a hipster.
 Skaalar: Ya know, I thought this was a sexual position at first. Learn something new everyday.
 Mad Collager: Do you need a bag? (Only relevant in Montgomery County, MD, USA.)
Image 213013   11-02-17   Uploaded by    ashton
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