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216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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 glenalec: I was away from A-Gator for several months and got one of these from them!
 a sedated moose: HI BUTTHORN!
 sparenamelaptopdied: "This annoying and un-cancellable notification is to notify you that you tried to turn off annoying notifications"... "This annoying notification is to notify you that there is insufficient memory space to update your apps even though you turned auto-update off - because go.gle is trying to install 'go.gle play services instant apps' to bypass your auto-update preferences"
 Robespierre: Life On Earth, 21st Century Style
Image 213022   11-02-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
386
 
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt I WANT TO SEE CATS INSTEAD.
 copunter: parent tax, but just this one piece
 VoR: 1st view. Tanks are rad
 Mr. Butt: WHY AM I SEEING AN IMAGE THAT I DONT LIKE ON A WEBSITE THAT COSTS ME NOTHING??
 Robespierre: Hey, Pocky A-Way! AGAIN!
 VeeKay: AGAIN? Outrageous!
 kazzy94: Fake, nobody can afford to give out Pocky.
 ignatz: this one tanked the first time around..
Image 213021   11-02-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
216
 
 Fancy Clown: @Shay Are they not mutually exclusive designations?
 Shay: @Annoying Vegan That's the only thing I miss about Portland. Too many homeless hipsters ruined it for me.
 Dr Awkward: This is why you don't eat scrap metal donuts. They really do (doo) a number (2) on your colon.
 Annoying Vegan : Voodoo Donuts in Portland is awesome.
 Robespierre: You had me at meat cyclone
Image 213020   11-02-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
76
 
 SpaceCow: There's always money in the pineapple stand.
 Dick Inspector: Je suis un ananas.
 Pizza: Spongebob on acid
 Christina: Ananas.
Image 213019   11-02-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
248
 
 E. HONDA: now he's more of a curb to curb salesman
 Felicity: I had a door-to-door sales job for about three days back in the great recession of 1993. Never again
 Felicity: @WTF @Shay I thought so too at first. His shirt just has white shoulders
 Shay: More like a deformed salesman.
 WTF: Doesn't that look like a grown man head on a kid's body.
 funny in the wall: fucking good. do something honest for once
 San DoDo: I personally prefer my keys to be blunt
Image 213018   11-02-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
562
 
 tib gubb: you say that to me like i still give a flying god damn
 Dr Awkward: You can tell this isn't a real Family Circus because I actually chuckled.
 WTF: I thought touching taints is how you get opioids in the first place.
 a sedated moose: Why not both?
 Skaalar: Pills, then taint. Youll be more relaxed.
 UltraBeverly: What a scamp!
 Robespierre: "Macho Mix Has Couples Lighting The Romp Room Ablaze" ... now, where the hell did THAT come from?
 ChubbyBuddy: but i'm a taintologist??
 Science: "What if I touch your taint anyway?"
 funny in the wall: i'll try this approach. i'll let you guys know how it goes
 Knice: Never did like that comic.
Image 213017   11-02-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
300
 
 Pizza: That doesn't look like ice
 ignatz: wood-pile
Image 213016   11-02-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
700
 
 Not A Bot: one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, in the land of consoles where the gamers lie.
 tib gubb: is doggo, has hat... life is good
 Christina: Happy borkfday!
Image 213015   11-02-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
253
 
 Himesama: HOLO
 Skaalar: Anyone else notice the little face on the handle?
 White Rice: That is a tiny sig. The combination of wood tones, matte/brushes metal & the...whatever the term is for the oil on water look treated metal is pretty odd to me.
Image 213014   11-02-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
251
 
 Mr Bleak: @Skaalar I read the title and assumed it was a hipster.
 Skaalar: Ya know, I thought this was a sexual position at first. Learn something new everyday.
 Mad Collager: Do you need a bag? (Only relevant in Montgomery County, MD, USA.)
Image 213013   11-02-17   Uploaded by    ashton
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