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273288  Teechur: Should have nailed it to the windshield so it doesn't blow off.

273300  Mr. Butt: fuck off

273295  Teechur: As I told my son, "Always know where your pen is."

273283  Gerb Flumopert: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273267  Munkybut: This was on my daily commute

273282  Munkybut: The beauty of America

273300  Munkybut: Women be shoppin, amiright?

273187  Sthenolaidas: I had to rad something stupid so I'd have a bad vote for this image.

273293  Nope: Gotta work on the kegels first

273267  lecj07: From an alternate reality where Hillary won.

273300  Nope: Not with a debit card

273273  lecj07: Please tell me this isn't a cat wedding

273265  DrinkMixMan: Un don't want none unless you got buns hun

273299  namaste: Snail acid trip

273182  Sadpygmy: F'n birds

273289  Double-Munched Tacotito: Which Pink Floyd album cover is this again?

273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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Score:
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 well duh: Asshole just did this on purpose.
 copunter: even the bricks line up. your callous inversion only highlights the devotion of our unsung mason
 logan: OK...
 Mr. Shine: Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 Sage: You monster.
 cenecia: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
 Derp Herpigan: No. NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Image 212814   11-01-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
291
 
 Shay: Magic Kingdom - Moscow
 Mr. Shine: Read the comic book "The Light Brigade" from DC comics. It says that this place is the resting place of The True Cross, nd wacky supernatural hijinks ensue.
 petepuma: turn those lights off, so we can see the stars better
 Micro Jackson: The heating bills have got to be insane!
 Christina: Mount S. Michel.
Image 212813   11-01-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
21
 
 Side Boob: I really want one of those pictures in my half-bath
 Mr. Shine: Fellas, if she's not politely grateful, don't give it to her. Likewise, treat her with respect as well.
 petepuma: Also, you should see the version of this in Vatican City!
 petepuma: This is someone's fetish
 Warrax: People received money to pose for these photos.
 Micro Jackson: Nachos Bellgrande kill is appropriate in this situation
 youshall: I'm a grower not a shower!
 Knice: Good way to get your posters peed on.
Image 212812   11-01-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Image 212811 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tane. Your image was bad, tane.
Score:
221
 
 Mr. Shine: NO!
 The Turks: Silly sign, prayers don't work!
 Ulillillia: Whack off instead
 Not A Bot: To crush your enemies (with suicide micro drones), to see them driven before you (through drone cameras) and to hear the lamentation of their women (through direction microphones on spy drones).
Image 212810   11-01-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
461
 
 Teechur: *bass
 bug: *cloaca.
 Christina: A fish with some attitude.
 tib gubb: that's ichthy
Image 212809   11-01-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
259
 
 SpaceCow: Training for the Tour de France just got a little greener.
 petepuma: if you pick up enough speed you get a face full of clippings
 Knice: Can it be used to trim an image?
Image 212808   11-01-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
556
 
 taiko: Hey Pocky A-Way!
 petepuma: this meme is already ruined
 Micro Jackson: @Dr Awkward It is food of the gods
 Micro Jackson: Lucky bastard
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward cookie/biscuit (or, in one variety, pretzel) sticks with a coating of some sort (these look to be a strawberry cream type, the standard is chocolate). Its japanese.
 Dr Awkward: WTF is Pocky?
 westerner: It was for UNICEF
Image 212807   11-01-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
349
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity What's the difference between a BMW convertible and a hedgehog?
 Christina: @Felicity I know, but I was trying to sound funny.
 Callahan: @Christina Cats are nice
 petepuma: This used to be Spuds McKenzie's
 Warrax: Dog food commercials pay really well.
 Micro Jackson: Hey Rover! You got red paint all over your plate!
 Christina: @Felicity Doesn't look like a cat to me.
 Christina: Come on, bitches.
 ethernet: The car makes the dog look like an asshole
Image 212806   11-01-17   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
410
 
 well duh: I totally forgot about wind chimes. In my own house again after 4 years in an apartment, I can have wind chimes. I should make some.
 xylophone: SILENCIO!
 dobbiesdoogs: i thought a metal man was coming out of the bush to do some stabbing
 petepuma: Man, Mom is gonna be pissed
 Warrax: There may have been an easier way.
 Micro Jackson: It tolls not for thee
 Christina: Fixed with duct tape.
 San DoDo: A chime
 Dr Awkward: Wind crimes.
Image 212805   11-01-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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