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268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

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1. MrBoffo
2. Side Boob
3. Dr Awkward
4. a robot
5. ignatz
6. tib gubb
7. Not A Bot
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9. VeeKay
10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg



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bad tony uploaded 268318 (1045 points)
wordjones uploaded 268273 (954 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (930 points)
Sydney uploaded 268235 (871 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (836 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (833 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (802 points)
wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (731 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (709 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (708 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (703 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Side Boob: 3713 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3188 points
 4. MrBoffo: 2346 points
 5. VeeKay: 1717 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. time is wastin: 1642 points
 8. Sydney: 1573 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
12. Cyka: 1482 points
13. frenk: 1474 points
14. crappypants: 1439 points
15. fisto: 1419 points
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Score:
577
 
 dorian: Whoopi from /Theodore Rex/
 wolfpk: Well Woopi
 Skinr: Still more Oscar-worthy than "Ghost".
Image 212715   10-31-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
774
 
 a robot: Careful with the pelvic thrusting in those low-hanging pants! And this is super ultra rad @Knice!
 Haute and sweaty: Madness takes its toll.
 Vault Dweller: It's astounding!
 Ulillillia: No dox please
Image 212714   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
322
 
 raditzu: there goes Your home to hell...
 a robot: @tib gubb Robot butt-cheek technology is light years ahead of what humans are capable of
 tib gubb: i don't think human butt cheeks are supposed to look like that... what death stars?
 mrd0t: Death star dogfight?
 shwoarty: @glenalec existence without purpose? So instead of a "Death Star", more like a "My-Life Star"?
 morakdais: @OldKentuckyShark - Behold! and tremble before my new "Existance-without-purpose-star".
 Tiny Butt: Omg, star wars, we get it. First a "Death Star", then a bigger "Death Star", then an even bigger star-fueled "Death Star", now two simultaneous "Death Stars"? Damnit, find a new super- weapon!
 Dank Means: That's no moon... Well, one of them is, technically.
Image 212713   10-31-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
502
 
 wolfpupy: man alive @a robot
 FabricMan: Did God keep the receipt?
 a robot: Ron, you prat.
 Father Goose: If I woke up every day looking like Sarah, I would agree
Image 212712   10-31-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
325
 
 Mr Bleak: @Drump Porbs My local Tesco (largest supermarket chain in the UK) does it as well - the only problem is they haven't thought about bins for the skins / peels / cores ... :sigh:
 Teechur: @Drump Porbs I'm sure there are many stores here in the US that provide various food products that end up being free as the empty package is abandoned on a shelf somewhere.... :(
 piranharama: What? No blue shells? Weak sauce.
 Ulillillia: They get a lot of purple kids
Image 212711   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
422
 
 a robot: Start-Elf Right Book
 Not A Bot: Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons are my favourite carcinogen (the smell of bacon cooking)
Image 212710   10-31-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Image 212709 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Life Whacker. You have brought shame on us, Life Whacker.
Score:
218
 
 PushyWebsite: A soccer goalie who is nice and likes you and me and everybody!
 Mr. Shine: @PushyWebsite No, seriously. Who the f#ck is this?
 PushyWebsite: @Mr. Shine This is the little fella that kept the White House from being destroyed from above.
 mrd0t: I think it's Tim Howard, in which case lol.
 Mr. Shine: Who is this? And why is he relevant?
 Spazstatic: What's with all the little gears?
 Ulillillia: @kswat How do you downvote?
Image 212708   10-31-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
479
 
 a robot: I have no idea what any of those comments mean I just want to go SQUEEEEEEEEEE
 Fullhouse: @BFHoodrich Tangelo octaroon extractobaz
Image 212707   10-31-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
341
 
 addend: "Shart? No, I'm just taking a leak."
 Ulillillia: @glenalec If I'm lucky.
 virtualman: It's one of those fish that swim up your urine stream and lodge in your urethra.
Image 212706   10-31-17   Uploaded by    taiko
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