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268528  MrBoffo: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.

268499  Air Biscuit: @grizzly its kinda cool, if you watch close you can see the moment they turn it on.

268538  MrBoffo: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.

268502  Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.

268541  MrBoffo: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?

268547  MrBoffo: If I had to deal with customers, I'd want to do it in that sports coat.

268557  MC Delta T: This would have been so much better if one of them had too many fingers on one hand.

268426  MrBoffo: @Nope @WTF A'ight; The Inscrutability of Santiago, Chile, then

268544  Nope: *boom tsk boom tsk boom tsk Boom boom Tsk Boom Tsk*

268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268539 Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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 6. Stoner: 1708 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. Sydney: 1471 points
12. toad: 1428 points
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14. fisto: 1400 points
15. amputator: 1387 points
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 raditzu: there goes Your home to hell...
 a robot: @tib gubb Robot butt-cheek technology is light years ahead of what humans are capable of
 tib gubb: i don't think human butt cheeks are supposed to look like that... what death stars?
 mrd0t: Death star dogfight?
 shwoarty: @glenalec existence without purpose? So instead of a "Death Star", more like a "My-Life Star"?
 morakdais: @OldKentuckyShark - Behold! and tremble before my new "Existance-without-purpose-star".
 Tiny Butt: Omg, star wars, we get it. First a "Death Star", then a bigger "Death Star", then an even bigger star-fueled "Death Star", now two simultaneous "Death Stars"? Damnit, find a new super- weapon!
 Dank Means: That's no moon... Well, one of them is, technically.
Image 212713   10-31-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
502
 
 wolfpupy: man alive @a robot
 FabricMan: Did God keep the receipt?
 a robot: Ron, you prat.
 Father Goose: If I woke up every day looking like Sarah, I would agree
Image 212712   10-31-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
325
 
 Mr Bleak: @Drump Porbs My local Tesco (largest supermarket chain in the UK) does it as well - the only problem is they haven't thought about bins for the skins / peels / cores ... :sigh:
 Teechur: @Drump Porbs I'm sure there are many stores here in the US that provide various food products that end up being free as the empty package is abandoned on a shelf somewhere.... :(
 piranharama: What? No blue shells? Weak sauce.
 Ulillillia: They get a lot of purple kids
Image 212711   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
422
 
 a robot: Start-Elf Right Book
 Not A Bot: Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons are my favourite carcinogen (the smell of bacon cooking)
Image 212710   10-31-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Image 212709 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Life Whacker. Boo, Life Whacker.
Score:
218
 
 PushyWebsite: A soccer goalie who is nice and likes you and me and everybody!
 Mr. Shine: @PushyWebsite No, seriously. Who the f#ck is this?
 PushyWebsite: @Mr. Shine This is the little fella that kept the White House from being destroyed from above.
 mrd0t: I think it's Tim Howard, in which case lol.
 Mr. Shine: Who is this? And why is he relevant?
 Spazstatic: What's with all the little gears?
 Ulillillia: @kswat How do you downvote?
Image 212708   10-31-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
479
 
 a robot: I have no idea what any of those comments mean I just want to go SQUEEEEEEEEEE
 Fullhouse: @BFHoodrich Tangelo octaroon extractobaz
Image 212707   10-31-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
341
 
 addend: "Shart? No, I'm just taking a leak."
 Ulillillia: @glenalec If I'm lucky.
 virtualman: It's one of those fish that swim up your urine stream and lodge in your urethra.
Image 212706   10-31-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
342
 
 SpaceCow: Very funny, Dr Tyson.
 mrd0t: That joke never gets old.
 trelyate: fuckin' tailgaters
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic then again, most of them probably are....
 Spazstatic: This Sailor Moon fan fiction is pornographic.
 Mr. Whiskers: I mean its Fart City, but your funeral.
 Stoner: Just mind the Titan-Uranus slingshot - it's freaky.
Image 212705   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
827
 
 Minnesotan: this guy's a propaniac!
 funny in the wall: I tell you hwat
 Hokie333: I sell Whoop-Ass and Whoop-Ass accessories.
Image 212704   10-31-17   Uploaded by    the snark
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