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269102  Micro Jackson: The smells

269103  Micro Jackson: Fuck that underwater shit

269104  Micro Jackson: Severe overfloof

269108  Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?

269114  Micro Jackson: Gary!

269118  Micro Jackson: That's a bit of a stretch

269119  Micro Jackson: Nice toes

269120  Micro Jackson: Quork! Quork!

269122  Micro Jackson: Yar! A stow-away!

269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

269112  dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado

269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. Not A Bot
3. tib gubb
4. VeeKay
5. Shay
6. Side Boob
7. MrBoffo
8. Teechur
9. a robot
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (858 points)
Pront Remp uploaded 268924 (815 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (780 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (774 points)
jadensmith uploaded 268893 (768 points)
NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (747 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (723 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 3739 points
 2. E. HONDA: 2797 points
 3. wolfskin: 2060 points
 4. Sydney: 1964 points
 5. Shay: 1926 points
 6. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 7. VeeKay: 1798 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1727 points
10. beyardo: 1726 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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 a robot: I have no idea what any of those comments mean I just want to go SQUEEEEEEEEEE
 Fullhouse: @BFHoodrich Tangelo octaroon extractobaz
Image 212707   10-31-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
341
 
 addend: "Shart? No, I'm just taking a leak."
 Ulillillia: @glenalec If I'm lucky.
 virtualman: It's one of those fish that swim up your urine stream and lodge in your urethra.
Image 212706   10-31-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
342
 
 SpaceCow: Very funny, Dr Tyson.
 mrd0t: That joke never gets old.
 trelyate: fuckin' tailgaters
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic then again, most of them probably are....
 Spazstatic: This Sailor Moon fan fiction is pornographic.
 Mr. Whiskers: I mean its Fart City, but your funeral.
 Stoner: Just mind the Titan-Uranus slingshot - it's freaky.
Image 212705   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
827
 
 Minnesotan: this guy's a propaniac!
 funny in the wall: I tell you hwat
 Hokie333: I sell Whoop-Ass and Whoop-Ass accessories.
Image 212704   10-31-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
374
 
 dobbiesdoogs: yeah i can't have coffee, it makes me dance on the ceiling
 addend: Lionel Richtea.
 Ulillillia: Tea you, tea me. Tea it for always, that's the way it should be.
Image 212703   10-31-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Image 212702 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Chocolate Pain. Boo, Chocolate Pain.
Score:
231
 
 tib gubb: kids nowadays amirite?
 Ulillillia: [impact font]MAKES U THINK.[/impact font]
 Alpha Trion: Voluntary/involuntary
Image 212701   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
400
 
 dobbiesdoogs: oh my god bear is flying how can that be
 Derp Herpigan: Pandamonium imminent.
 Teechur: Danged furries....
Image 212700   10-31-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
385
 
 raditzu: Wrong neighbourhood MF
Image 212699   10-31-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
667
 
 betamax: I spend way too much time on the toilet because that's where I keep all my C&H books
Image 212698   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
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