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258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

258100  sparename: What about the album called "Bedroom windows I can see with my telephoto lens from my back garden"?

258178  sparename: @Jaunty Shrimp I was and I do, though it was bad enough that there are photos of me drunk and incapable but videos might have made me drink less. 25 years ago I got a pager and that was actually reassuring in that I could be in the middle of nowhere and KNOW that, at that moment, nobody gave a fuck about me

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258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

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258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

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258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

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 chemical: Max Wright had much better hair when he was young
 icloud: It's all HIS fault!
 tib gubb: "technically correct, but you should have stopped at Facebook"
 mrwiffler: This is assuming bullshit makes people stupid. Isn't it the other way around?
Image 212504   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: *its
 grizzly: @Robespierre I'd probably act the same way if it was Kanye.
 franktank: @grizzly What if it turned out that David Yow actually was the second coming of Christ?
 a robot: @grizzly I'm still ok with my decision to not give a fuck
 grizzly: What if it turned out that Kanye actually was the second coming of Christ?
 funny in the wall: I would like to crucify this lizard
Image 212503   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
 Whatever: Bet its really stale near beer
 zrj235: thats like a dollar a beer dude. PIKACHUR I CHUUURZE YOUUuusfjnjnvnharrrbl
Image 212502   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
 Mr Bleak: At last! A room where I can remove my tinfoil hat.
 Annoying Vegan : Better Call Saul is a great show.
 Whatever: I like what Mr. Trump has done to his White House nappy time room
 Mad Collager: Some people take Passover just a little too far.
 Mr. Shine: My Dad lived in the dorms at WVU in the late 60's-Early 70's, and he owned a big fluorescent "blacklight." The guys down the hall from him owned a strobe light, and had papered the walls with tinfoil. He said when he took his blacklight in, and they cranked up the stereo and the strobe, it felt like being in a microwave oven.
 Not A Bot: Nasty case of 'Ton-kitis'; Gotta remember to use a truck liner next time
 zrj235: oh god mornings must SUCK in there
 Hokie333: Well, that's one way to deal with bedbugs.
 myrealname: Preparing to get baked.
 Derp Herpigan: Curses! Foiled again!
 ignatz: Hahaha no fuckin aliens in ma hed nu uh!
Image 212501   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
 Mr Bleak: Shoulda done the wheels as well.
Image 212500   10-30-17   Uploaded by    athiest
 Mr. Butt: Still a good boy.
 Cami: Look what I found.
Image 212499   10-30-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
 Fuzzpot: The placement of the poles makes me want to view it as a tryptich
 zrj235: @ignatz Good evening, Gerald. My name is Ffrank207HULK and i will be helping myself to the contents of your wallet.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: enhancing...... enhancing more..... enhance one more time...... mr. soul ehhh? i thought we'd cross paths again.
 ignatz: Hi, I'm Gerald, I will be your mugging victim this evening..
Image 212498   10-30-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 gorilla: indeed @FunkyDrunk
 trelyate: it's the circle of life!
 zrj235: @Ulillillia Don't forget the "ILLUMINATI IS REAL" $1 bill, the "LINCOLN IS HITLER SPELLED BACKWARDS" $5 bill, and the "I ATE 5 ASSHOLES AT $4 APIECE FOR THIS" $20 bill
 zrj235: @Ulillillia collect the whole set!
 Ulillillia: This will go with my $20 that someone sucked cock for
Image 212497   10-30-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 suckit: You forgot to say Away again
 Ulillillia: I'm guessing "Blow Me, You Hardly Know Me" by Red Peters.
 gggina: What! You think you are some sort of NES cartridge?
Image 212496   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Amazon
 zrj235: @Dr Awkward My gnomes are not for sale, I've got a business to run.
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward Feelz. I'm already obsessing about snow reports as well..
 Teechur: And their snow gets snorted off a $20.
 kazzy94: Elf gulags are incompatible with real elf socialism.
 Dr Awkward: I'd feed them a full 4 times a week if they could come dump some snow around here this winter. I already bought a cross country ski season pass and it a La Nina winter....
Image 212495   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
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