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244311  FireBreathingMarmot: His mom started him on a balance bike.

244323  FireBreathingMarmot: He made a lot of nickels today.

244455  Shay: I hope that's mustard...

244331  FireBreathingMarmot: I'm convinced it's the same people who manufacture hot sauce, craft beer, guitar and effects pedals.

244331  FireBreathingMarmot: "You want to know what you're eating, in a society in which regulatory institutions look out for businesses instead of people?! Haha - you're an idiot!"

244460  lecj07: Eyes may be the window to the soul, but they look like an alien planet.

244436  Dr Awkward: So THAT'S what red hair feels like.

244430  lecj07: Photoshop it into mascot please.

244431  lecj07: Smells better now.

244353  FireBreathingMarmot: Alien abduction. His friends will never believe.

244459  ThoughtlessGentleman: a cousin of mine told me about watching a drunk driver get pulled over while he sat in a diner. guy gets out of his car with a milk crate tied to him. safety first.

244432  lecj07: Well duh, why do you think Leo had all those inventions?

244354  FireBreathingMarmot: Bag Balm is good stuff. Heard about it from dermatologist.

244433  lecj07: Do you wanna have a beer maaaan?

244359  FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244434  lecj07: @WTF Noticably F.A.T.

244435  lecj07: Seussian! In my head it sounds like an army coming crossed with a giant insect.

244458  bug: @Not A Bot Historically, that is also pretty accurate

244436  lecj07: @GrannyM A ginger who asks before taking souls? What a delightful twist!

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2. lecj07
3. glenalec
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9. Scoo
10. VoR

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244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244419 XLY: *PRRrrrrt

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244292 Felicity: Years ago, this used to be the first result when you would Google image search the word /splat/

244294 Malkchic: That looks like it'd be extremely uncomfortable

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Prombom uploaded 244018 (1132 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (1045 points)
hexxx uploaded 244203 (1029 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)

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 6. Scoo: 4632 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3615 points
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11. Warrax: 2725 points
12. waaaaaat: 2703 points
13. dingding: 2656 points
14. E. HONDA: 2599 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 2337 points
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 Felicity: Max Wright had much better hair when he was young
 icloud: It's all HIS fault!
 tib gubb: "technically correct, but you should have stopped at Facebook"
 mrwiffler: This is assuming bullshit makes people stupid. Isn't it the other way around?
Image 212504   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Felicity: *its
 grizzly: @Robespierre I'd probably act the same way if it was Kanye.
 franktank: @grizzly What if it turned out that David Yow actually was the second coming of Christ?
 a robot: @grizzly I'm still ok with my decision to not give a fuck
 grizzly: What if it turned out that Kanye actually was the second coming of Christ?
 funny in the wall: I would like to crucify this lizard
Image 212503   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
 Whatever: Bet its really stale near beer
 zrj235: thats like a dollar a beer dude. PIKACHUR I CHUUURZE YOUUuusfjnjnvnharrrbl
Image 212502   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
 Mr Bleak: At last! A room where I can remove my tinfoil hat.
 Annoying Vegan : Better Call Saul is a great show.
 Whatever: I like what Mr. Trump has done to his White House nappy time room
 Mad Collager: Some people take Passover just a little too far.
 Mr. Shine: My Dad lived in the dorms at WVU in the late 60's-Early 70's, and he owned a big fluorescent "blacklight." The guys down the hall from him owned a strobe light, and had papered the walls with tinfoil. He said when he took his blacklight in, and they cranked up the stereo and the strobe, it felt like being in a microwave oven.
 Not A Bot: Nasty case of 'Ton-kitis'; Gotta remember to use a truck liner next time
 zrj235: oh god mornings must SUCK in there
 Hokie333: Well, that's one way to deal with bedbugs.
 glenalec: Preparing to get baked.
 Derp Herpigan: Curses! Foiled again!
 ignatz: Hahaha no fuckin aliens in ma hed nu uh!
Image 212501   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
 Mr Bleak: Shoulda done the wheels as well.
Image 212500   10-30-17   Uploaded by    athiest
 Mr. Butt: Still a good boy.
 Cami: Look what I found.
Image 212499   10-30-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
 Felicity: The placement of the poles makes me want to view it as a tryptich
 zrj235: @ignatz Good evening, Gerald. My name is Ffrank207HULK and i will be helping myself to the contents of your wallet.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: enhancing...... enhancing more..... enhance one more time...... mr. soul ehhh? i thought we'd cross paths again.
 ignatz: Hi, I'm Gerald, I will be your mugging victim this evening..
Image 212498   10-30-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 gorilla: indeed @FunkyDrunk
 trelyate: it's the circle of life!
 zrj235: @Ulillillia Don't forget the "ILLUMINATI IS REAL" $1 bill, the "LINCOLN IS HITLER SPELLED BACKWARDS" $5 bill, and the "I ATE 5 ASSHOLES AT $4 APIECE FOR THIS" $20 bill
 zrj235: @Ulillillia collect the whole set!
 Ulillillia: This will go with my $20 that someone sucked cock for
Image 212497   10-30-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 Felicity: You forgot to say Away again
 Ulillillia: I'm guessing "Blow Me, You Hardly Know Me" by Red Peters.
 glenalec: What! You think you are some sort of NES cartridge?
Image 212496   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Amazon
 zrj235: @Dr Awkward My gnomes are not for sale, I've got a business to run.
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward Feelz. I'm already obsessing about snow reports as well..
 Teechur: And their snow gets snorted off a $20.
 kazzy94: Elf gulags are incompatible with real elf socialism.
 Dr Awkward: I'd feed them a full 4 times a week if they could come dump some snow around here this winter. I already bought a cross country ski season pass and it a La Nina winter....
Image 212495   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
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