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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.



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Score:
511
 
 Jalm Drumoble: @WaffleIron It'd be great if fanny got to meet buttonhorn
 Cruwn Grongo: BETTER than being there!
 Pung Drumuble: I realize social anxiety is crippling but c'mon. Don't make a career out of it.
 Crompo Morpongus: Halloweenhorn indeed
 Thulm Grunombies: If we ever do a friendly spaceship meetup we'll have to invite Beth. I don't think she'll come, but we'll have to invite her just the same.
Image 212263   10-29-17   Uploaded by    Mang Plupert
Score:
507
 
 Treld Ploble: @dope: Girl is attractive, but dog is the star.
 Merb Rempuble: @dope I go to other sites to look at women. I radvoted for the dog.
 Rurb Cremopert: Dog is my co-pilot.
 Ping Ploble: @dope yes it will.
Image 212262   10-29-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Dampungo
Score:
178
 
 Flaft Dampupert: Step 1: Get on a plane.
 Merbo Grunuble: Mission accomplished.
 Crulm Horpuble: Don't! You have so much to live for!
Image 212261   10-29-17   Uploaded by    Flango Albungo
Score:
322
 
 Theft Plopert: parents be like...
Image 212260   10-29-17   Uploaded by    Hang Brongus
Score:
228
 
 Bart Morpumple: Last night's curry makes an exit.
 Flamp Cremungo: I'm sick of water hyacinth! Take me home!
 Limp Rempungo: The fish must be just out of frame.
Image 212259   10-29-17   Uploaded by    Mold Plemupert
Score:
255
 
 Viwn Grunuble: Inflate my ego gently, tell them heaven sent me
 Herbo Flumomple: @sparenamelaptopdied : Elton Jong the Illest!
 Fleld Grunongo: Are we meant to say "Elton Jong?"
Image 212258   10-29-17   Uploaded by    Frawn Cremuble
Score:
437
 
 Dempo Horpumbies: @FabricMan Not if it's still on the lion.
 Lampo Gropert: Not only safe but very tasty!
 Hort Albongo: Lions mane. Apparently safe to eat.
Image 212257   10-29-17   Uploaded by    Frerb Flumumbies
Score:
292
 
 Therm Flumongus: Mainly because I expect the friendly spaceship to get a cease and desist letter shortly...
 Dift Floble: Korrok approves.
 Jawn Plemuble: The terribly reductionist version of Stranger in a Strange Land.
 Crelm Morpumbies: Jesus Christ! (It's The) Heir To The Astronauts!
 Haple Albungus: He died for your Simple strap-down Inertial Navigation Systems (SINS)
Image 212256   10-29-17   Uploaded by    Gump Plungo
Score:
267
 
 Virt Grunongo: I saw Jay Z at a bus stop in Blackpool today. Rather a surprise.
 Crungo Plongo: I don't think I'm ready for this jelly
 Lang Bruble: Now, do a face swap.
Image 212255   10-29-17   Uploaded by    Crurt Albungus
Score:
412
 
 Riple Albumbies: *Inserts into PC. .exe auto executes and turns my PC into zombie, mining bitcoin for North Korea*
 Lamp Flongus: @Teechur The "Rub-A-Dub-Jug"?
 Helm Horpungus: I would like to build a bottle-shaped massage parlor. Not sure what to call the business, though.
 Dulm Morpongus: Full of mp3s of "The Police"? ... I still have " Message in a Bottle" on green vinyl somewhere...
Image 212254   10-29-17   Uploaded by    Fring Morpungus
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