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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.



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Score:
157
 
 SpaceCow: They really missed an opportunity with the slogan. "Your passport to flavortown."
 Fancy Clown: I still don't get why's he's famous. God damn America get your fucking shit together for fuck sake. It's getting embarrassing.
 Jonananathan: Fieid?
 White Rice: *sees proce* Nice.
 jochenau: It took me a bit to realize these weren't novelty scented candles.
 NanananananananaCATMAN: "You're the next contestant to burn your rectum out, come on down!" ( Nah, im just playin, i used to eat straight habaneros, chipoltes not that bad)
Image 211853   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
232
 
 Fancy Clown: Kimkim
 WaffleIron: He has a black cat which is way better than having Snowy
 Greifer: tintin north korean edition
 WaffleIron: Lobotomised Tintin just never caught on like regular Tintin
Image 211852   10-27-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
356
 
 Otterman: @a robot Yes, and yet... (sighs)
 a robot: @Otterman That's a lot of eagle!
 Fancy Clown: Thank fuck
 fanny: probably filled with wall building supplies :(
 Otterman: The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down and the dashboard inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards.
 Teechur: @WaffleIron That's not a duck. You can trust your Teechur on this one!
 WaffleIron: My advice is simple: Duck.
Image 211851   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
483
 
 bug: This is why I always go into the copy room with a baseball bat. Just to let them know what *could* happen.
 tib gubb: it's true. that's why when one acts up it should be made into an example for the others
Image 211850   10-27-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
135
 
 VeeKay: That haircut, that tie, that suit. He's lying all right and he's going to lie until you're piss poor.
 deadwombat: No he's standing!
 Teechur: How do you know this politician is lying? Because his lips are moving.
 Ulillillia: Knice never lies.
Image 211849   10-27-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Image 211848 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by blue shoes. Your image was bad, blue shoes.
Score:
152
 
 Mr Bleak: Satan's snooze alarm.
 Ulillillia: @Christina Scary Christmas
 Christina: @VeeKay Of course. Santan is obviously male.
 VeeKay: @Christina @UltraBeverly Did you just assume Satan's gender?
 Christina: Baphomet lacks a dick.
 UltraBeverly: You're telling me THAT has no obvious primary sex characteristics? Fail.
 WTF: When Satan asks you for a quarter.
 SpaceCow: "You damn kids, stay out of my realm of darkness!"
Image 211847   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
450
 
 Fancy Clown: Same
 Not A Bot: Bonus points if you stick your genitals in there.
 Teechur: Oh, so THAT'S what the icon for "afternoon" is based on.
 Christina: Extreme kancho.
 Yam: @amputator 2.5 fists in your butt hole
 Prostata: geez, i hate when that happens
 Knice: You say it like it's a bad thing?
Image 211846   10-27-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
447
 
 Mark As Read: "In my time owl was better."
 PenguinBartender: Expression matches reaction to #211846
 SpaceCow: The Libman project was an attempt to breed sentient feather dusters.
Image 211845   10-27-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
247
 
 funny in the wall: I tried chicken feet at a dim sum place about a year ago and they're now one of my favorite dishes. Thoroughly good.
 Teechur: @Knice Knicely done.
 VeeKay: Well, that's handy.
 SpaceCow: Right next to the horse claws and the alligator hooves.
 WTF: "Sweet and fried and fun to eat... Grandma's chicken feet"
 Fancy Clown: They taste worse than you'd think
 Knice: #Here come Chicken Paws, here come Chicken Paws; right down Chicken Paws La-# *HYURK*
Image 211844   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
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