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272457  LurkedMoar: Actually nice

272566  BavidDowie: If our govt really respected their courage, they'd be a lot more fucking careful about starting unending wars

272564  Teechur: mlamb

272574  BavidDowie: I've decided I'm ok with this

272558  Air Biscuit: Try reversing the positive and negative ends.

272568  Air Biscuit: Defense from frivolous personal injury lawsuit attorney.

272395  Theimposter: How dare you assume I use my hands?

272403  Theimposter: Dude... you stretched out my horse again.

272405  Theimposter: I was... playing Perfect Dark I think. With my brother and his roomie. Good memories.

272561  lecj07: @tib gubb Yeah, compared to the othet one he looks really negative.

272566  lecj07: Rad for veteran. I may not always agree with my country's decisions, but I can't fault someone who served. I may find them dinner for other reasons, but not for that.

272568  hosehorse: I have to like this coming from the Fargo-Moorhead area. Sorry folks.

272536  tib gubb: perhaps the capa-thingy was poorly designed?

272538  tib gubb: so the cat was tearing the place apart; luckily i showed up

272539  tib gubb: basically being a reprehensible human being

272540  tib gubb: floofimal

272543  tib gubb: the master system and genesis were totally cuboid

272531  Mr. Butt: Please don't bother strangers.

272554  tib gubb: @Sadbot yeah and that's why i was forever known as the kid with boundary issues; no regrets, though

272560  tib gubb: swizzler, swizzler!

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.



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Score:
157
 
 SpaceCow: They really missed an opportunity with the slogan. "Your passport to flavortown."
 Fancy Clown: I still don't get why's he's famous. God damn America get your fucking shit together for fuck sake. It's getting embarrassing.
 Jonananathan: Fieid?
 White Rice: *sees proce* Nice.
 jochenau: It took me a bit to realize these weren't novelty scented candles.
 NanananananananaCATMAN: "You're the next contestant to burn your rectum out, come on down!" ( Nah, im just playin, i used to eat straight habaneros, chipoltes not that bad)
Image 211853   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
232
 
 Fancy Clown: Kimkim
 WaffleIron: He has a black cat which is way better than having Snowy
 Greifer: tintin north korean edition
 WaffleIron: Lobotomised Tintin just never caught on like regular Tintin
Image 211852   10-27-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
356
 
 Otterman: @a robot Yes, and yet... (sighs)
 a robot: @Otterman That's a lot of eagle!
 Fancy Clown: Thank fuck
 fanny: probably filled with wall building supplies :(
 Otterman: The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down and the dashboard inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards.
 Teechur: @WaffleIron That's not a duck. You can trust your Teechur on this one!
 WaffleIron: My advice is simple: Duck.
Image 211851   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
483
 
 bug: This is why I always go into the copy room with a baseball bat. Just to let them know what *could* happen.
 tib gubb: it's true. that's why when one acts up it should be made into an example for the others
Image 211850   10-27-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
135
 
 togboat: That haircut, that tie, that suit. He's lying all right and he's going to lie until you're piss poor.
 deadwombat: No he's standing!
 Teechur: How do you know this politician is lying? Because his lips are moving.
 Ulillillia: Knice never lies.
Image 211849   10-27-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Image 211848 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

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Score:
152
 
 Mr Bleak: Satan's snooze alarm.
 Ulillillia: @Christina Scary Christmas
 Christina: @VeeKay Of course. Santan is obviously male.
 Jack Daniels: @Christina @UltraBeverly Did you just assume Satan's gender?
 Christina: Baphomet lacks a dick.
 UltraBeverly: You're telling me THAT has no obvious primary sex characteristics? Fail.
 WTF: When Satan asks you for a quarter.
 SpaceCow: "You damn kids, stay out of my realm of darkness!"
Image 211847   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
450
 
 Fancy Clown: Same
 Not A Bot: Bonus points if you stick your genitals in there.
 Teechur: Oh, so THAT'S what the icon for "afternoon" is based on.
 Christina: Extreme kancho.
 Yam: @amputator 2.5 fists in your butt hole
 Prostata: geez, i hate when that happens
 Knice: You say it like it's a bad thing?
Image 211846   10-27-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
447
 
 Mark As Read: "In my time owl was better."
 PenguinBartender: Expression matches reaction to #211846
 SpaceCow: The Libman project was an attempt to breed sentient feather dusters.
Image 211845   10-27-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
247
 
 funny in the wall: I tried chicken feet at a dim sum place about a year ago and they're now one of my favorite dishes. Thoroughly good.
 Teechur: @Knice Knicely done.
 neutron: Well, that's handy.
 SpaceCow: Right next to the horse claws and the alligator hooves.
 WTF: "Sweet and fried and fun to eat... Grandma's chicken feet"
 Fancy Clown: They taste worse than you'd think
 Knice: #Here come Chicken Paws, here come Chicken Paws; right down Chicken Paws La-# *HYURK*
Image 211844   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
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