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233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1022 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1000 points)
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KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (974 points)
Mumbles uploaded 232711 (947 points)
kensin uploaded 232735 (946 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (931 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (919 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 232624 (900 points)


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11. ineedhepl: 2457 points
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Score:
157
 
 SpaceCow: They really missed an opportunity with the slogan. "Your passport to flavortown."
 Fancy Clown: I still don't get why's he's famous. God damn America get your fucking shit together for fuck sake. It's getting embarrassing.
 Felicity: Fieid?
 White Rice: *sees proce* Nice.
 jochenau: It took me a bit to realize these weren't novelty scented candles.
 OldKentuckyShark: "You're the next contestant to burn your rectum out, come on down!" ( Nah, im just playin, i used to eat straight habaneros, chipoltes not that bad)
Image 211853   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
232
 
 Fancy Clown: Kimkim
 Felicity: He has a black cat which is way better than having Snowy
 Greifer: tintin north korean edition
 WaffleIron: Lobotomised Tintin just never caught on like regular Tintin
Image 211852   10-27-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
356
 
 Otterman: @a robot Yes, and yet... (sighs)
 a robot: @Otterman That's a lot of eagle!
 Fancy Clown: Thank fuck
 fanny: probably filled with wall building supplies :(
 Otterman: The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down and the dashboard inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards.
 Teechur: @WaffleIron That's not a duck. You can trust your Teechur on this one!
 WaffleIron: My advice is simple: Duck.
Image 211851   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
483
 
 bug: This is why I always go into the copy room with a baseball bat. Just to let them know what *could* happen.
 tib gubb: it's true. that's why when one acts up it should be made into an example for the others
Image 211850   10-27-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
135
 
 VeeKay: That haircut, that tie, that suit. He's lying all right and he's going to lie until you're piss poor.
 Yurishiro: No he's standing!
 Teechur: How do you know this politician is lying? Because his lips are moving.
 Ulillillia: Knice never lies.
Image 211849   10-27-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Image 211848 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by blue shoes. Boo, blue shoes.
Score:
152
 
 Mr Bleak: Satan's snooze alarm.
 Ulillillia: @Christina Scary Christmas
 Christina: @VeeKay Of course. Santan is obviously male.
 VeeKay: @Christina @UltraBeverly Did you just assume Satan's gender?
 Christina: Baphomet lacks a dick.
 UltraBeverly: You're telling me THAT has no obvious primary sex characteristics? Fail.
 WTF: When Satan asks you for a quarter.
 SpaceCow: "You damn kids, stay out of my realm of darkness!"
Image 211847   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
450
 
 Fancy Clown: Same
 Not A Bot: Bonus points if you stick your genitals in there.
 Teechur: Oh, so THAT'S what the icon for "afternoon" is based on.
 Christina: Extreme kancho.
 Yam: @amputator 2.5 fists in your butt hole
 Prostata: geez, i hate when that happens
 Knice: You say it like it's a bad thing?
Image 211846   10-27-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
447
 
 Yurishiro: "In my time owl was better."
 PenguinBartender: Expression matches reaction to #211846
 SpaceCow: The Libman project was an attempt to breed sentient feather dusters.
Image 211845   10-27-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
247
 
 funny in the wall: I tried chicken feet at a dim sum place about a year ago and they're now one of my favorite dishes. Thoroughly good.
 Teechur: @Knice Knicely done.
 VeeKay: Well, that's handy.
 SpaceCow: Right next to the horse claws and the alligator hooves.
 WTF: "Sweet and fried and fun to eat... Grandma's chicken feet"
 Fancy Clown: They taste worse than you'd think
 Knice: #Here come Chicken Paws, here come Chicken Paws; right down Chicken Paws La-# *HYURK*
Image 211844   10-27-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
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