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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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 Helm Drumombies: Assaulting a civilian? No no no, We were high fiving him!
 Lold Gruble: @Yurishiro don't tell me what to do! you're totally right though, it was a bad idea.
 Vang Plungus: @tib gubb Never get back with your ex.
 Flurt Drumumple: what? i don't get it
Image 211655   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Pompo Grunombies
 Crempo Bromple: I assume there are 13 beef enchiladas on that check
 Lumpo Rempombies: Red chile is gross, green or gtfo.
 Flomp Morpumbies: Good ole Red
 Parm Plungo: Muchas gracias.
 Frerbo Drumungus: Fogon constructor fleet
 Jing Plopert: Thank you, Jesus, for this food we are about to receive...
 Perb Bromple: Genesis 25:25 "And Esau said to Jacob, 'Please feed me with that sameredenchilada,for Iamweary.' Therefore his name was called Edom."
 Gung Brungo: man, there are some good little mexican joints down that way
 Flimp Groble: I guess there are probably a lot of Mexican restaurants called "El Fogon;" there's at least one in my town. There's also an "El Fogoncito," though I don't know if the two are affiliated.
Image 211654   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Trongo Plemongo
 Mempo Cremoble: @GiveMePlus 69
 Jirb Grunuble: @GiveMePlus 42
Image 211653   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Jung Brongus
 Fliple Dampombies: omgg
 Hango Bruble: "I'm feeling a little, avant-gardey today."
Image 211652   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Rengo Horpombies
 Fring Albupert: Now I have the Allan Sherman song gettin to be a rabbit with me stuck in my head! Drat.
 Valm Horpombies: @Dr Awkward Just remember, "Crack Kills!".
 Lold Grunongo: vvv JK, btw. She's not really my fiance.
 Delm Horpungus: @Wort Mumpus @Christina @charlemagne Sometimes my fiance calls my wife and things get f*cked up.
 Dump Plombies: @Wort Mumpus @Christina @charlemagne Sometimes my fiance calls my wife and things get f*cked up.
 Rump Flumumple: @Wort Mumpus @charlemagne @Christina Sometines I call my wife "Donny" and she's like "who's Donny" and I'm like "Er, I mean Honey" and she's like "ARE YOU BANGING THE PLUMBER?!" And I'm like "Hah, that would be weird, right?"
 Rawn Floble: @Wort Mumpus @charlemagne Sometimes I call my boyfriend my fiance and we fuck.
 Truld Horpungus: @Wort Mumpus sometimes I fuck up and call my girlfriend my fiance
 Thaple Plemungus: A 3-carrot ring.
 Goft Brumbies: Only 3 karats? Invest in quality next time.
 Flarb Flungo: I don't carrot all about your ring.
Image 211651   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Lulm Plongus
 Merbo Grunumbies: Better than the crabs in the restroom
 Juld Fluble: The Colonel just wants you to think about that for a moment as he nudges you conspiratorially.
 Hung Plombies: Bearded
Image 211650   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Vaple Grunumple
 Flung Horpumple: Evil twin brother of Tomaz
 Vort Plopert: The angrier he gets, the better he plays.
Image 211649   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Hompo Broble
 Vompo Cremopert: @Teechur Except she is not tubby at all.
 Hilm Flumungus: Teletubbies IRL
 Virm Cremopert: "My eyes are up here"
 Pompo Morpongo: Not amused.
 Crulm Albumbies: Eyebrows on point.
 Virt Pluble: Well, isn't she full of herself.
Image 211648   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Pimpo Horpumple
 Biwn Horpopert: The Italian Dressing Job was a good movie
 Freld Grunungus: I crouton have done it without the help of my inside yam.
 Thango Gruble: That's a turnip for the books
 Thuple Horpuble: Peas dont steal.
 Trengo Dampungus: I'm cornfused.
 Malm Morpopert: you'll never catch me olive!
 Dompo Brongo: If you carrot all about your criminal record, I'd stop.
Image 211647   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Hampo Cremungo
 Crerbo Horpoble: @a robot i was offered a job at one of those "sip and paint" places and i turned it down because teaching people how to paint that shit would have killed my soul
 Crimpo Flumumbies: Oh yeah, I see the dinosaur hiding behind the barn
 Mirt Horpopert: For once I don't hate one of these "I'm a manchild and couldn't play along with my wife's painting class thing" because who the hell wants to paint a picture of a barn with a flag in an empty field?
Image 211646   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Vawn Drumungus
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