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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

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 El hefe: TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
 zodiacflash: Are you threatening me?
 dangerkeith3000: fire! fire!
Image 211458   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
198
 
 kazzy94: @dangerkeith3000 if santa isn't real, how do Fox news pundits know he's white?
 dangerkeith3000: @kazzy94 Those pictures were just a marketing ploy by Coca-Cola
 kazzy94: @dangerkeith3000 then how we got pictures of what he looks like?
 dangerkeith3000: @kazzy94 'actual Santa'? Umm...sorry to tell you this but Santa isn't real :(
 kazzy94: It's always weird when a mall santa looks more like someone disguised as Santa than actual Santa.
 petepuma: I'm poopin
Image 211457   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
326
 
 VeeKay: Chao Le" "people of the sea" live surprisingly civilised lives offshore the Malay peninsula.
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia That's a pretty good monthly rent. You must not live in a college town...
 Ulillillia: @james Hmm, pay my rent for a year, or go here for a week at Christmas time...
Image 211456   10-25-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
290
 
 Felicity: Now Im suspicious
 Not A Bot: Yay I put it into the negatives!
 tib gubb: "so i says to myself i ain't gonna do nothin', all day. then it happened, so i made this sign commemeratin' the event"
 Dr Awkward: @Nothing congrats!
 Yurishiro: Actually an amazing place like no other on earth!! Since every year something truly incredible happens, they felt the need to commemorate the only calm and boring year of its history.
 Nothing:
 Christina: Nothing to see here. Move along.
Image 211455   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
414
 
 tib gubb: that's boss as heck
Image 211454   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
489
 
 Felicity: @amputator Hes in the new /Twin Peaks/ but he doesnt look like himself, at all
 dangerkeith3000: @amputator Sick burn!
Image 211453   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
253
 
 tib gubb: when you're the king, you can get away with bullshit like this at dinner
 VeeKay: Classic ghost deformity found around the Pripyat region.
 Grandmas Ghost: I have no head and I must feed
 Christina: A headless ghost has no mouth to eat, and that is his sad story.
Image 211452   10-25-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
454
 
 Felicity: Yeah, yeah, just let me enjoy my Sausage McMuffin in peace
 Dr Awkward: I think the word "technically" would have been better than "statistically". Either way, Rad for acknowledging the obesity and diabetes epidemics.
 tib gubb: challenge accepted
 Christina: I'm afraid of clowns.
 ignatz: We're Shovellin' It!
 Knice: We all bloat down here.
Image 211451   10-25-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
73
 
 cenecia: Fair and Balanced.
Image 211450   10-25-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
139
 
 Mr Bleak: @Christina I have a 16TB NAS, and it's getting pretty full... :laugh:
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity "Data expands to fill the space available *plus 25%*"
 Felicity: Data expands to fill the space available. By the time we get petabyte hard drives, a 30-second YouTube video will be 700 megabytes
 Christina: @Not A Bot No. Tacos are delicious! If you don't like tacos, you have a problem.
 Not A Bot: Tacos are baaad, mmmkayyy?
 Christina: But then you get a second 1TB hard drive and have lots of space again.
Image 211449   10-25-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
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