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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
Mentos Pormer uploaded 262291 (731 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (720 points)
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Jolly Well uploaded 262254 (712 points)


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 6. shadebane: 1910 points
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10. WannaBee: 1550 points
11. Prombom: 1480 points
12. confession: 1456 points
13. drhenry: 1438 points
14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. Pizza: 1387 points
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 El hefe: TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
 zodiacflash: Are you threatening me?
 million laffs: fire! fire!
Image 211458   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
198
 
 kazzy94: @dangerkeith3000 if santa isn't real, how do Fox news pundits know he's white?
 stunt nuts: @kazzy94 Those pictures were just a marketing ploy by Coca-Cola
 kazzy94: @dangerkeith3000 then how we got pictures of what he looks like?
 fracking: @kazzy94 'actual Santa'? Umm...sorry to tell you this but Santa isn't real :(
 kazzy94: It's always weird when a mall santa looks more like someone disguised as Santa than actual Santa.
 petepuma: I'm poopin
Image 211457   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
326
 
 VeeKay: Chao Le" "people of the sea" live surprisingly civilised lives offshore the Malay peninsula.
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia That's a pretty good monthly rent. You must not live in a college town...
 Ulillillia: @james Hmm, pay my rent for a year, or go here for a week at Christmas time...
Image 211456   10-25-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
290
 
 mackdaddy: Now Im suspicious
 Not A Bot: Yay I put it into the negatives!
 tib gubb: "so i says to myself i ain't gonna do nothin', all day. then it happened, so i made this sign commemeratin' the event"
 Dr Awkward: @Nothing congrats!
 tears as lube: Actually an amazing place like no other on earth!! Since every year something truly incredible happens, they felt the need to commemorate the only calm and boring year of its history.
 Nothing:
 Christina: Nothing to see here. Move along.
Image 211455   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
414
 
 tib gubb: that's boss as heck
Image 211454   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
489
 
 qazwsx: @amputator Hes in the new /Twin Peaks/ but he doesnt look like himself, at all
 hammy: @amputator Sick burn!
Image 211453   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
253
 
 tib gubb: when you're the king, you can get away with bullshit like this at dinner
 VeeKay: Classic ghost deformity found around the Pripyat region.
 Grandmas Ghost: I have no head and I must feed
 Christina: A headless ghost has no mouth to eat, and that is his sad story.
Image 211452   10-25-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
454
 
 soccer: Yeah, yeah, just let me enjoy my Sausage McMuffin in peace
 Dr Awkward: I think the word "technically" would have been better than "statistically". Either way, Rad for acknowledging the obesity and diabetes epidemics.
 tib gubb: challenge accepted
 Christina: I'm afraid of clowns.
 sundragon: We're Shovellin' It!
 Knice: We all bloat down here.
Image 211451   10-25-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
73
 
 cenecia: Fair and Balanced.
Image 211450   10-25-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
139
 
 Mr Bleak: @Christina I have a 16TB NAS, and it's getting pretty full... :laugh:
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity "Data expands to fill the space available *plus 25%*"
 Chocolate Pain: Data expands to fill the space available. By the time we get petabyte hard drives, a 30-second YouTube video will be 700 megabytes
 Christina: @Not A Bot No. Tacos are delicious! If you don't like tacos, you have a problem.
 Not A Bot: Tacos are baaad, mmmkayyy?
 Christina: But then you get a second 1TB hard drive and have lots of space again.
Image 211449   10-25-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
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