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273716  tib gubb: it is a maryland joke

273730  Mr Mumble: PC Load letter? WTF does that mean?

273716  square44: is there any place known for having *good* drivers?

273717  Greek Fire: "In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court struck down the 19th Amendment as unconstitutional"

273719  Not A Bot: Will have no difficulty convincing anyone of its origins.

273675  Bill Rye: no, that's right. gotta hold yer boobs for safety.

273694  Bill Rye: has science gone too far?

273679  Air Biscuit: Is the "simplified spelling society" still a thing?

273696  BoiledEggs: "What if Babybop.. The kids.. They're all in my head.."

273691  Air Biscuit: Diesel volvos rollin coal are nice.

273707  SuedeOxford: Giraffe at Indianapolis Zoo: Does your wife seem unhappy?

273710  SuedeOxford: Patrick Fischler looking a little old on the left.

273711  Air Biscuit: *Furiosas handwork intensifies

273689  skittles: be white

273693  dangerkeith3000: Salvadore Dalila

273693  addend: "I plucked his nose hairs while he slept and made him cry."

273703  Mad Collager: @addend Why bother tail-gating when you can aggro-gate?

273695  addend: @addend *will.

273695  addend: My tummy wilk reassemble it.

273713  Mad Collager: Oh sure, but do you realize he hails from Caerbannog?

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273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint



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chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
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E. HONDA uploaded 273435 (757 points)
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Score:
114
 
 UltraBeverly: Whelp, national anthem's over, time to desecrate the flag. Not shown: flag thong underwear.
 a robot: Get a brain, moran!
 WTF: It took this second posting for me to notice the shirt text. Oh the irony!
 zrj235: @apoxia nope, just with a mandatory t-shirt
 apoxia: So you American's are pretty weird about your flag. I guess sitting on it comes with a mandatory life sentence?
Image 211045   10-23-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
227
 
 reply: @tib gubb I think he fucks them up first
 WTF: Maybe their body just doesn't handle gluten very well.
 zrj235: HAHAHA JOKES ON YOU I AM VINCE I HAVE BEEN SHITTING OUT LOFES OF DAT BRED ALL A LONG HOW U LIKE MY SUBWAY SANDWICH NOW BITCHES
 tib gubb: joke's on them, i don't use my arms for that
 Brain: STOP USING HYPHENS AS EM-DASHES, VINCE
 jochenau: Revenge of the Passive-Aggressive Gluten-Free Bandwagoner
 CoffeeAndCigs: You could find much worse...
 zrj235: FUCK YOU VINCE I WILL CONTINUE DROPPIN DEM LOAFS
Image 211044   10-23-17   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
496
 
 Christina: More like "Everthing is a toy if you destroy it".
 Side Boob: Puppy working as intended
Image 211043   10-23-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
467
 
 zrj235: @DogLich finds your comments amusing.. for now...
 dirtstick: @iamthewalrus And John Barron
 addend: (Blinks. Loses.)
Image 211042   10-23-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
331
 
 Mr Bleak: Even Elf On The Shelf gets a summer job.
 Not A Bot: is that like sexlexia?
 zrj235: *adventure time, cmon grab your friends*
Image 211041   10-23-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
357
 
 cenecia: I knew I shouldn't have gotten so high before helping Hope with her homework.
 WTF: Some years back I was helping someone who hadn't used a computer to write something on Word. I showed him how to save a file and and when I asked him to give it a name he typed "Bob".
 Greifer: @140bpm me too
 zrj235: welp, it doesnt look like spelling class
 addend: More like "hopeless".
Image 211040   10-23-17   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
481
 
 melted plastic: I can see your bits!
 DrinkMixMan: My eyes are up here
 Mr Bleak: @sparenamelaptopdied "I know, let's put Neil's speaker in front of the door!" "Oh, not that speaker! Jimi Hendrix once pissed on that!"
 burritos: That is one sexy 1-piece.
 Mr. Shine: Wow, SOMEBODY had sausages for lunch!
 Christina: The beauty is in the inside.
 funny in the wall: Inside snakes
 sparenamelaptopdied: "COME HEEEERE, LITTLE PIGGIES, JERTZY WANTS TO FINGER YOUR ENNNNNNTRAIIIILS!"
 apoxia: Now make one that depicts pregnancy with all organs smooshed into the top third.
 zrj235: hot. i know that's not an appropriate comment, but.. hot.
 Nope: Hey ms goodbody,wait, shit no thats not sexual harassment it's a reference to a guy.. ah fuck it.. just tazer me.
Image 211039   10-23-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
555
 
 BILL DOOR: NO. THE VACUUM OF SPACE DOES. THE SUN BRIGHTENS AND WARMS US. WITHOUT THE SUN I WOULD FIND IT DIFFICULT TO GO TO THE BEACH FOR A GOOD BLEACHING.
 Dr Awkward: DON'T YOU HATE OUTSIDE?!
 zrj235: got a match? yeah, your butt and my heheh butt.
Image 211038   10-23-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
371
 
 zrj235: this is always my weekend plans.
 El Barto: Well there goes my weekend plans.
Image 211037   10-23-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
275
 
 zrj235: I'm getting a serious "skyrim without my glasses on" vibe from this.
 tib gubb: i'm getting a serious godzilla vibe from this
Image 211036   10-23-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
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