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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.



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 ptrain: @Felicity Same
 RiderFan: Sponsored by L'eggs.
 Mr. Shine: I had such a crush on Valerie from the cartoon. She was the smartest one.
 brian greene: now ifeel old ...... thanks
 zrj235: Ok so for a socially-progressive site, this spaceship sure has given me a bunch of new weird fetishes.
 edgarallendoh: @a robot They do look a little older here
 Air Biscuit: Where are the long tails and ears for hats?
 Scoo: @a robot "Backdoor Lover" still comes up occasionally when I shuffle songs on my phone, and makes me laugh every time.
 Ulillillia: @a robot I'm more partial to the Josie and the Beautiful people movie
 a robot: Lol I'm glad that particular switcherino still works on purples :D
 a robot: I like the Josie and the Amazing grandmothercats movie from 2001. Fight me.
Image 211019   10-22-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
339
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 funny in the wall: I remember that one. Kudos for being old@Teechur
 zrj235: poorly dressed
 Warrax: Your grandmother is amazing.
 Rat-Butt: That g-string aint cover up much...
 tib gubb: if this isn't illegal, it should be.
 Teechur: CAT! I'm a kitty-cat! And I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance!
Image 211018   10-22-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
246
 
 zrj235: sea slugs are awesome.
Image 211017   10-22-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
751
 
 Mr. Shine: @Science @redbranch The laws against mutilation are mostly only for purposes of forgery, not for punishing the odd jewelry maker or kids squishing them on a train track.
 Science: @Teechur: Bope. Coins are currency and are covered under 18 U.S. Code 331 - Mutilation, diminution, and falsification of coins
 zrj235: i hear that if you tape the two halves together, and the serial numbers match, any bank has to take em.
 male anon: Neat!!!
 Teechur: @redbranch Coins are considered tokens. It is illegal to deface currency (paper money). Many museums and zoos have machines for stamping pennies into mementos.
 Whatever: @redbranch Not really - you have coin flattening machines, and hobo nickel artwork- and its probably protected under the first amendment. If youre melting them down to get the metal then thats illegal
 grizzly: @redbranch so is jaywalking.
Image 211016   10-22-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
323
 
 zrj235: wow where can i adopt one
 Quackzy: Quetzalcoatlus northropi was well known for getting really judgmental looks from giraffes
 djublonskopf: Imagine if giraffes were carnivorous, had giant swords for faces, and could fly. Welcome to the Late Cretaceous.
Image 211015   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
290
 
 zrj235: next wrong
 Stephen Milkmus: "We're on the road to no-where"
 Rat-Butt: @dangerkeith3000 how about a Ratt-Butt
 Rat-Butt: Story of my life...
 burritos: #BUTTS
 Teechur: Where are the PONG paddles? Is this tennis or hockey/soccer?
 Whatever: And that sums up most of the road between Circle and Great Falls Montana
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 211014   10-22-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
306
 
 brian greene: hanging from a hook in the prison cell
 zrj235: is.. is this a thing? verifying. ok correlation is not the same thing as causation, but in this case i'll make an exception.
 Air Biscuit: This is why i buy almond milk/cheese. Also pus pockets.
 Rat-Butt: WTF does cheese consumption and tangled sheets have to do with the price of tea in China? NOTHING! Tea is not just grown in China is my point.
Image 211013   10-22-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
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 sparenamelaptopdied: @sparenamelaptopdied I suppose it was a large cemetery rather than a mass grave..
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Science Working for TV news, we did a piece from a mass grave in Ypres for an anniversary. Most of the graves were laid in neat rows except for some near the monument - the guide told us that these marked where those guys actually died
 Science: At the Cary Town Center mall, there was (is?) a big hill right in the center of the parking lot that has a couple of graves on it. It's weird.
 zrj235: death, death and death. enjoy your scented candles.
 Air Biscuit: Remote cemetarys are nice in theory, but its more practical to rise from the grave and get your groceries in an urban area.
 DrinkMixMan: Hole Foods
 Skinr: Bed, bath, and The Beyond.
 Spazstatic: Bed bath and beyond the grave
Image 211012   10-22-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
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 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 brian greene: dork
 zrj235: deez nutz
 abrahamx: So basically Putin never looked normal
 9inchfails: @Teechur Whoa
 Teechur: I think he looks more like a teenage Keanu.
 tib gubb: I know a girl who looks way more like teenage Putin
 a robot: I guess the nose shape is similar? And kinda the lips, though Poutine's are wider. Other than that I see basically no resemblance. Kid couldn't even commit to cutting his hair into a late-60s Soviet style. 1.5/10.
 Quackzy: This is his Halloween costume
 Mr. Butt: I also pride myself on looking nothing like Putin.
 Himesama: Vlad is cuter.
Image 211011   10-22-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
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 zrj235: And Castle always kinda sucked, in my opinion.
 zrj235: Wood Star's later albums got a little bit too weird and experimental for my tastes.
 WaffleIron: Stop cutting your arm off!
Image 211010   10-22-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
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