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216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

216629  Knice: Saucy!

216621  SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.

216631  Knice: Looks like a rather loveless coupling there. :-(

216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

216436  FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

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216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.



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Image 210884 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by cybeq. We'll pray for you, cybeq.
Score:
242
 
 redmonkey3: "Welcome to the Titty Twister"
 Air Biscuit: Macks are nice.
 DrinkMixMan: COMMENT POSTER
Image 210883   10-22-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
419
 
 when so: That pizza might be covered in sunblock
Image 210882   10-22-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
325
 
 bug: Me at work.
 Christina: There's a lot of fish *in the sea*.
Image 210881   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
304
 
 Mr Bleak: NEMO! Nooooooooooooo!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Dory's Granny had a hard life..
Image 210880   10-22-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
331
 
 a sedated moose: @Mr Bleak Cool, thanks. *The more you know*
 Mr Bleak: @a sedated moose Yes - it's called "peek" - only hassle is it only really works with fully dilated pupils, which is a PITA for the examinee.
 El hefe: Congrats, you are now blind in one eye
 carpwoman: I've been out of ophthalmology too long. Lol.
 bug: Please make a DIY version of this app. I hate wasting time at the optometrist's.
 DrinkMixMan: Retina scan complete.
 a sedated moose: Is that a smartphone app/attachment that doctor's can use to check people's eyes? 'Cause that'd be pretty smart.
Image 210879   10-22-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
298
 
 redmonkey3: @McBomalds - yes, tho this division makes the magic earth movers; other division makes earth moving magics (!)
 Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers
 Teechur: The Big Bad Wolf has stepped up his game.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "No no no no no nooo!"
Image 210878   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
249
 
 El hefe: We gotta fire white trash Jesus
 redmonkey3: Ahhh California: buying booze in pharmacies is otay but everclear is against the law
 tib gubb: holidays water
Image 210877   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
651
 
 Felicity: Ive always wanted makeup sex to involve putting on tons of makeup as foreplay
 redmonkey3: @Not A Bot - i dunno about that last bit; he is VERY limber even as teenage boys go...
 Not A Bot: It's lego so everybody wins.
 Not A Bot: Whatcha up to there, Spidey? Being a horny teenager? Well good for you! But remember, you'll never get a BJ from MJ if you keep jacking off at home instead of keeping it in your pants and talking to her instead. Ain't nothing like a good BJ, Spidey. And we both know that can't be done alone...
Image 210876   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
318
 
 Mr. Shine: @addend Narrator: He had, and while he was gone, Earth burned down!
 addend: "Did I forget to turn off the stove?"
Image 210875   10-22-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
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