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258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258183  Robespierre: This is what cats do instead of rolling their eyes

258185  Robespierre: And now the news for crazy cat ladies - there is a 4-kitten pileup in the mudroom...

258189  Robespierre: @Not A Bot T for Thelma

258191  Robespierre: You'd think Mr General Public would have learned by now, bout noooooo

258194  Robespierre: Those wacky Pierce County crims...

258196  Robespierre: Platypod porn is weird

258199  Robespierre: Viciousness isn't born, it's made

258202  Robespierre: Live larf, loaf

258204  Robespierre: Yeahhhhhh

258205  Robespierre: There ain't no party like a perception party, but this one is just plain BAD

258241  Scoo: You should try face-swapping them!

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10. wolfpk



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258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"



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 6. Scoo: 2146 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. NotHuman: 2041 points
 9. burritos: 1937 points
10. Side Boob: 1903 points
11. bromide: 1708 points
12. cran vodka: 1664 points
13. Solemn: 1640 points
14. trumpet: 1630 points
15. sodamachine: 1623 points
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 addend: "Hold the umbrella a minute. I gotta tie my shoelace."
 sparenamelaptopdied: If Archie zooms in on her left eye, he can enhance the reflection to see the inscription on the inside of the ring
Image 210866   10-22-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
761
 
 jochenau: Well I *was* depressed, now I'm terrified.
 DrinkMixMan: ...it'd be a shame if it started all over again.
 addend: Was?
Image 210865   10-22-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
217
 
 Amy Housewine: So much material related to this unsufferable fucker on the spaceship over the last few months.
Image 210864   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Image 210863 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Shay. Boo, Shay.
Image 210862 is unbelievably bad (score -24) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DogsRGreat. Your image was bad, DogsRGreat.
Score:
241
 
 a robot: God damn, when I was 13 I thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. Between this and Fruitopia I was kept filled with sugar in middle school.
 Haute and sweaty: I remember these gave me a headache.
 Mr. Shine: I remember these, and I don't think they were supposed to be yellow.
 zrj235: *gags and retches uncontrollably* DRINKS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MADE ENTIRELY OF LIQUIDS, YOU ASSHOLES
 jazzjunkie: Give the bottle a good twist, and watch the contents swirl a bit then snap back to their original arrangement.
Image 210861   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
217
 
 Niels Bohr: Bet it smells great in there.
 zrj235: @apoxia combination pressure cooker / indoor smoker?
 apoxia: Three minutes and you'd be cooked.
 jazzjunkie: Is this a sex thing? Because I'm 99% sure this fits several distinct categories of oddball naughty hobbies.
 zrj235: ok i refuse to believe that the person who created this did not also invent weird matching shoes.
 tib gubb: it ain't easy to rock the barefoot look
Image 210860   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
329
 
 bug: Is that a tattoo of a "cut here" dotted line around his neck?
 zrj235: little known fact: melvin van peebles invented time travel
Image 210859   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
196
 
 franktank: Rad. The use of black and white, the 3.5-inch disk, the composition-notebook mottled pattern...love it
 zrj235: oh hey im a time traveller from 1990 i think i dropped my internet somewhere around here im jus.. never mind i found it
Image 210858   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
356
 
 tehghost: YOU DECIDE
 zrj235: @Cami haha noooo not this time it wont
 Cami: Is it just a fart?
 Ihminen: This guy sure has all kinds of facinating things on his mind #210388
 zrj235: oops nope it wont
 addend: *prrrfft*
Image 210857   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
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