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216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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Score:
417
 
 Mr Bleak: Do I get to choose the store associate? Because ... um ...
 addend: (Applies for work as a store associate.)
 Not A Bot: full of pumpetude
 Warrax: *bzzzzzt* *ehhhhrg* I'll take two.
Image 210811   10-21-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
388
 
 addend: "Thanks. Now start shoveling."
 Shay: "Well I don't" *slams door*
Image 210810   10-21-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
330
 
 Felicity: I miss pizza-box computers
 a robot: Remember Cyberdude? He's back! In pog form.
 mrd0t: #25 Fads nobody remembers.
 dangerkeith3000: It's a pog
 well duh: This looks like a pog...
 Mr. Shine: Is this a pog?!
Image 210809   10-21-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
298
 
 Mr. Shine: Every time I finish a game of solitaire, these cards bounce off my table!
 well duh: @Shay thanks, 8 bit Lemmy!
 Shay: THE ACE OF SPADES!!!! THE ACE OF SPADES!!!!
Image 210808   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
208
 
 Jabberwikket: (Somebody's gotta pay for those bombers)
 Jabberwikket: The new Trumpsurance brought to you by the makers of Trumpcare
 bug: @Mr. Whiskers Yeah, I didn't actually do my homework for that one.
 Mr. Whiskers: @bug Thats a shade over one ten-thousandth of the US debt
 bug: Did you know that switching to Geico could save you 15 percent, but also possibly pay for most of the US's debt?
 Flarmie: @rockkstar Too bad it's grayed out. I think Geico is taunting.
 tib gubb: that's how they get you
Image 210807   10-21-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
132
 
 Felicity: @sylveon Wacom is just Viacom if you separate the W into a V and an I
 kazzy94: @sylveon chicken land
 Air Biscuit: Neat. What does your fortune cookie say?
 bug: Amen.
Image 210806   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
364
 
 Felicity: @WaffleIron Package manager did make it easier, but not as easy as just downloading an installer and launching that. Package manager did offer an excellent search function, though. Now of course I dont even have the option of package manager because my preferred version of Ubuntu is no longer supported
 WaffleIron: @Felicity : I find the package managers to be fantastically easy, but I HAVE recompiled my own kernel a few times, so that might skew my "Easy scale" a little.
 Felicity: This was much closer to my Linux experience sixteen years ago. Since my father installed Ubuntu (and later Mint) I have found Linux to be as user-friendly as Windows and Macintosh. The only thing that still bothers me is that you cant just download an installer and activate it; you either have to go through package manager or have some other arcane CLI way of doing it
 Felicity: @Ulillillia Still sounds more successful than me
 mrwiffler: Pretty much.
 addend: That's your punishment for trying to get a free OS on a home PC.
 grizzly: @Ulillillia chosen! Will watch trainspotting!
 mwoody: I actually know a professor who required students to code their own compiler for a Pascal class within the first month. Every single student dropped the class.
 Dreforian: Pfft, I've got at least 15 of years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans under my belt!
 jochenau: I did a basic Linux Mint install for my grandpa and it's been great...he can do email and get the photos from his digital camera, and visiting family members don't download crap and change all the settings. But yeah, this is probably a more typical Linux experience.
 RiderFan: Did you power cycle the computer?
 Coolguy: @Ulillillia whoa... you still choose compact discs?
 Ulillillia: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yours
Image 210805   10-21-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
333
 
 dangerkeith3000: Fuck Bill Pullman. Where's Bill Paxton?
 Shay: Bill Smith, Bill Bean, Bill Bayou, Bill Gunn, Bill Ferrell...*pauses*...Bill Randolph Hearst, Bill the Kid, Bill Arnett...
Image 210804   10-21-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
152
 
 Science: In a twist, he's rooting for Croatia.
 a robot: Is he supporting Mexico or mocking them?
 mrd0t: How do you get that through security?
 Not A Bot: Hi Snooki
 Shay: Oh me? I'm just taking my girlfriend to the futbol game tonight.
Image 210803   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
527
 
 well duh: The last time I took Benadryl, I swear I had just smoked a fat doob and was video-gaming it all the way to the local truck stop for a greasy awesome ass hamburger.
 Shay: Even Children's Benadryl knocks me out.
 Not A Bot: How does he chew food?
 Felicity: @xylophone I was just going to say, if Benadryl does that, I know some insomniacs who could use it
Image 210802   10-21-17   Uploaded by    clueful
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