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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.



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Score:
417
 
 Vert Horpumbies: Do I get to choose the store associate? Because ... um ...
 Hirm Morpungus: (Applies for work as a store associate.)
 Gomp Rempungo: full of pumpetude
 Dongo Rempongus: *bzzzzzt* *ehhhhrg* I'll take two.
Image 210811   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Hamp Grunupert
Score:
388
 
 Pift Brongo: "Thanks. Now start shoveling."
 Thang Albopert: "Well I don't" *slams door*
Image 210810   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Frurt Plemumple
Score:
330
 
 Frolm Plemopert: I miss pizza-box computers
 Troft Horpungus: Remember Cyberdude? He's back! In pog form.
 Lung Albumple: #25 Fads nobody remembers.
 Deng Cremumbies: It's a pog
 Bild Flumumple: This looks like a pog...
 Fremp Dampongus: Is this a pog?!
Image 210809   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Bimp Cremombies
Score:
298
 
 Relm Brumple: Every time I finish a game of solitaire, these cards bounce off my table!
 Gulm Flumongus: @Shay thanks, 8 bit Lemmy!
 Pimpo Rempungus: THE ACE OF SPADES!!!! THE ACE OF SPADES!!!!
Image 210808   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Vort Horpungo
Score:
208
 
 Dald Flopert: (Somebody's gotta pay for those bombers)
 Mongo Flumomple: The new Trumpsurance brought to you by the makers of Trumpcare
 Thang Albungus: @Mr. Whiskers Yeah, I didn't actually do my homework for that one.
 Thulm Drumumple: @bug Thats a shade over one ten-thousandth of the US debt
 Crump Dampupert: Did you know that switching to Geico could save you 15 percent, but also possibly pay for most of the US's debt?
 Tremp Albongus: @rockkstar Too bad it's grayed out. I think Geico is taunting.
 Durbo Flumupert: that's how they get you
Image 210807   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Jirb Dampungo
Score:
132
 
 Veld Cremungus: @sylveon Wacom is just Viacom if you separate the W into a V and an I
 Verm Dampoble: @sylveon chicken land
 Frerm Cremopert: Neat. What does your fortune cookie say?
 Flople Horpopert: Amen.
Image 210806   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Ruple Albuble
Score:
364
 
 Limp Grunuble: what is this, the early 2000's?
 Humpo Flumple: @WaffleIron Package manager did make it easier, but not as easy as just downloading an installer and launching that. Package manager did offer an excellent search function, though. Now of course I dont even have the option of package manager because my preferred version of Ubuntu is no longer supported
 Burt Drumungo: @Felicity : I find the package managers to be fantastically easy, but I HAVE recompiled my own kernel a few times, so that might skew my "Easy scale" a little.
 Crawn Grongo: This was much closer to my Linux experience sixteen years ago. Since my father installed Ubuntu (and later Mint) I have found Linux to be as user-friendly as Windows and Macintosh. The only thing that still bothers me is that you cant just download an installer and activate it; you either have to go through package manager or have some other arcane CLI way of doing it
 Hald Albombies: @Ulillillia Still sounds more successful than me
 Thalm Cremuble: Pretty much.
 Morbo Gromple: That's your punishment for trying to get a free OS on a home PC.
 Thorb Albopert: @Ulillillia chosen! Will watch trainspotting!
 Hirb Albomple: I actually know a professor who required students to code their own compiler for a Pascal class within the first month. Every single student dropped the class.
 Lompo Cremumbies: Pfft, I've got at least 15 of years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans under my belt!
 Mild Plemuble: I did a basic Linux Mint install for my grandpa and it's been great...he can do email and get the photos from his digital camera, and visiting family members don't download crap and change all the settings. But yeah, this is probably a more typical Linux experience.
 Mung Rempupert: Did you power cycle the computer?
 Jango Bropert: @Ulillillia whoa... you still choose compact discs?
 Hulm Horpomple: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yours
Image 210805   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Meple Drumuble
Score:
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 Flungo Dampungo: Fuck Bill Pullman. Where's Bill Paxton?
 Frorm Grunoble: Bill Smith, Bill Bean, Bill Bayou, Bill Gunn, Bill Ferrell...*pauses*...Bill Randolph Hearst, Bill the Kid, Bill Arnett...
Image 210804   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Darb Flumombies
Score:
152
 
 Dirbo Plemungus: In a twist, he's rooting for Croatia.
 Dump Plongo: Is he supporting Mexico or mocking them?
 Therm Dampoble: How do you get that through security?
 Florm Horpomple: Hi Snooki
 Thawn Flumongo: Oh me? I'm just taking my girlfriend to the futbol game tonight.
Image 210803   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Frorm Bromple
Score:
527
 
 Paple Drumumple: i find sudafed to be a good non-drowsy solution to allergy woes
 Treple Albongo: The last time I took Benadryl, I swear I had just smoked a fat doob and was video-gaming it all the way to the local truck stop for a greasy awesome ass hamburger.
 Thimp Horpongo: Even Children's Benadryl knocks me out.
 Dirb Grongus: How does he chew food?
 Rulm Rempumbies: @xylophone I was just going to say, if Benadryl does that, I know some insomniacs who could use it
Image 210802   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Birb Flopert
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