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268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

268861  wolfpk: Unless you are a horse, your tongue must really raw!

268842  Not A Bot: *Mario growing noise*

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
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Score:
330
 
 Surprising: I miss pizza-box computers
 a robot: Remember Cyberdude? He's back! In pog form.
 mrd0t: #25 Fads nobody remembers.
 waffle iron: It's a pog
 well duh: This looks like a pog...
 Mr. Shine: Is this a pog?!
Image 210809   10-21-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
298
 
 Mr. Shine: Every time I finish a game of solitaire, these cards bounce off my table!
 well duh: @Shay thanks, 8 bit Lemmy!
 Shay: THE ACE OF SPADES!!!! THE ACE OF SPADES!!!!
Image 210808   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
208
 
 Jabberwikket: (Somebody's gotta pay for those bombers)
 Jabberwikket: The new Trumpsurance brought to you by the makers of Trumpcare
 bug: @Mr. Whiskers Yeah, I didn't actually do my homework for that one.
 Mr. Whiskers: @bug Thats a shade over one ten-thousandth of the US debt
 bug: Did you know that switching to Geico could save you 15 percent, but also possibly pay for most of the US's debt?
 Flarmie: @rockkstar Too bad it's grayed out. I think Geico is taunting.
 tib gubb: that's how they get you
Image 210807   10-21-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
132
 
 deadwombat: @sylveon Wacom is just Viacom if you separate the W into a V and an I
 kazzy94: @sylveon chicken land
 Air Biscuit: Neat. What does your fortune cookie say?
 bug: Amen.
Image 210806   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
364
 
 tib gubb: what is this, the early 2000's?
 Punt Numbles: @WaffleIron Package manager did make it easier, but not as easy as just downloading an installer and launching that. Package manager did offer an excellent search function, though. Now of course I dont even have the option of package manager because my preferred version of Ubuntu is no longer supported
 WaffleIron: @Felicity : I find the package managers to be fantastically easy, but I HAVE recompiled my own kernel a few times, so that might skew my "Easy scale" a little.
 GTA VII: This was much closer to my Linux experience sixteen years ago. Since my father installed Ubuntu (and later Mint) I have found Linux to be as user-friendly as Windows and Macintosh. The only thing that still bothers me is that you cant just download an installer and activate it; you either have to go through package manager or have some other arcane CLI way of doing it
 suckit: @Ulillillia Still sounds more successful than me
 mrwiffler: Pretty much.
 addend: That's your punishment for trying to get a free OS on a home PC.
 grizzly: @Ulillillia chosen! Will watch trainspotting!
 mwoody: I actually know a professor who required students to code their own compiler for a Pascal class within the first month. Every single student dropped the class.
 Dreforian: Pfft, I've got at least 15 of years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans under my belt!
 jochenau: I did a basic Linux Mint install for my grandpa and it's been great...he can do email and get the photos from his digital camera, and visiting family members don't download crap and change all the settings. But yeah, this is probably a more typical Linux experience.
 RiderFan: Did you power cycle the computer?
 Coolguy: @Ulillillia whoa... you still choose compact discs?
 Ulillillia: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yours
Image 210805   10-21-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
333
 
 potato: Fuck Bill Pullman. Where's Bill Paxton?
 Shay: Bill Smith, Bill Bean, Bill Bayou, Bill Gunn, Bill Ferrell...*pauses*...Bill Randolph Hearst, Bill the Kid, Bill Arnett...
Image 210804   10-21-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
152
 
 Science: In a twist, he's rooting for Croatia.
 a robot: Is he supporting Mexico or mocking them?
 mrd0t: How do you get that through security?
 Not A Bot: Hi Snooki
 Shay: Oh me? I'm just taking my girlfriend to the futbol game tonight.
Image 210803   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
527
 
 tib gubb: i find sudafed to be a good non-drowsy solution to allergy woes
 well duh: The last time I took Benadryl, I swear I had just smoked a fat doob and was video-gaming it all the way to the local truck stop for a greasy awesome ass hamburger.
 Shay: Even Children's Benadryl knocks me out.
 Not A Bot: How does he chew food?
 White Male: @xylophone I was just going to say, if Benadryl does that, I know some insomniacs who could use it
Image 210802   10-21-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
462
 
 UnknownSample: Yarr gimme all tha booty
Image 210801   10-21-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
299
 
 WaffleIron: @a robot : YESSSSS SPITE RAD! FEEL THE SPITE LUKE! LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU...sorry I got carried away.
 kazzy94: Most of the libertarian party is the entire user base of DeviantArt.
 a robot: This currently has a score of 195, I assume because of spite rads. Because what the fuck.
 jochenau: @tib gubb They're probably both pregnant with each other's babies. Because internet.
 Flarmie: This is a good image to remind yourself that you are on the Internet and that everything is going to be okay.
 Beeble: Libertarians.jpg
 Sadbot: Ah, the Gary Johnson of yesteryear
 flowers: Ironic rad
 tib gubb: I think they're both pregnant... what the fuck
 Haute and sweaty: Ah yes, Ron Paul of the horribly racist newsletters. Also, what the hell is going on in this picture. Is Goku pregnant?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: this may be the strongest power couple ever ill call them...... uhbhhh Gonic!! the superhog!!!
Image 210800   10-21-17   Uploaded by    electrode
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