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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?



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Score:
208
 
 Jabberwikket: (Somebody's gotta pay for those bombers)
 Jabberwikket: The new Trumpsurance brought to you by the makers of Trumpcare
 bug: @Mr. Whiskers Yeah, I didn't actually do my homework for that one.
 Mr. Whiskers: @bug Thats a shade over one ten-thousandth of the US debt
 bug: Did you know that switching to Geico could save you 15 percent, but also possibly pay for most of the US's debt?
 Flarmie: @rockkstar Too bad it's grayed out. I think Geico is taunting.
 tib gubb: that's how they get you
Image 210807   10-21-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
132
 
 deadwombat: @sylveon Wacom is just Viacom if you separate the W into a V and an I
 kazzy94: @sylveon chicken land
 Air Biscuit: Neat. What does your fortune cookie say?
 bug: Amen.
Image 210806   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
364
 
 tib gubb: what is this, the early 2000's?
 Punt Numbles: @WaffleIron Package manager did make it easier, but not as easy as just downloading an installer and launching that. Package manager did offer an excellent search function, though. Now of course I dont even have the option of package manager because my preferred version of Ubuntu is no longer supported
 WaffleIron: @Felicity : I find the package managers to be fantastically easy, but I HAVE recompiled my own kernel a few times, so that might skew my "Easy scale" a little.
 GTA VII: This was much closer to my Linux experience sixteen years ago. Since my father installed Ubuntu (and later Mint) I have found Linux to be as user-friendly as Windows and Macintosh. The only thing that still bothers me is that you cant just download an installer and activate it; you either have to go through package manager or have some other arcane CLI way of doing it
 suckit: @Ulillillia Still sounds more successful than me
 mrwiffler: Pretty much.
 addend: That's your punishment for trying to get a free OS on a home PC.
 grizzly: @Ulillillia chosen! Will watch trainspotting!
 mwoody: I actually know a professor who required students to code their own compiler for a Pascal class within the first month. Every single student dropped the class.
 Dreforian: Pfft, I've got at least 15 of years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans under my belt!
 jochenau: I did a basic Linux Mint install for my grandpa and it's been great...he can do email and get the photos from his digital camera, and visiting family members don't download crap and change all the settings. But yeah, this is probably a more typical Linux experience.
 RiderFan: Did you power cycle the computer?
 Coolguy: @Ulillillia whoa... you still choose compact discs?
 Ulillillia: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yours
Image 210805   10-21-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
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 potato: Fuck Bill Pullman. Where's Bill Paxton?
 Shay: Bill Smith, Bill Bean, Bill Bayou, Bill Gunn, Bill Ferrell...*pauses*...Bill Randolph Hearst, Bill the Kid, Bill Arnett...
Image 210804   10-21-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
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 Science: In a twist, he's rooting for Croatia.
 a robot: Is he supporting Mexico or mocking them?
 mrd0t: How do you get that through security?
 Not A Bot: Hi Snooki
 Shay: Oh me? I'm just taking my girlfriend to the futbol game tonight.
Image 210803   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
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 tib gubb: i find sudafed to be a good non-drowsy solution to allergy woes
 well duh: The last time I took Benadryl, I swear I had just smoked a fat doob and was video-gaming it all the way to the local truck stop for a greasy awesome ass hamburger.
 Shay: Even Children's Benadryl knocks me out.
 Not A Bot: How does he chew food?
 White Male: @xylophone I was just going to say, if Benadryl does that, I know some insomniacs who could use it
Image 210802   10-21-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
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 UnknownSample: Yarr gimme all tha booty
Image 210801   10-21-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
299
 
 WaffleIron: @a robot : YESSSSS SPITE RAD! FEEL THE SPITE LUKE! LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU...sorry I got carried away.
 kazzy94: Most of the libertarian party is the entire user base of DeviantArt.
 a robot: This currently has a score of 195, I assume because of spite rads. Because what the fuck.
 jochenau: @tib gubb They're probably both pregnant with each other's babies. Because internet.
 Flarmie: This is a good image to remind yourself that you are on the Internet and that everything is going to be okay.
 Beeble: Libertarians.jpg
 Sadbot: Ah, the Gary Johnson of yesteryear
 flowers: Ironic rad
 tib gubb: I think they're both pregnant... what the fuck
 Haute and sweaty: Ah yes, Ron Paul of the horribly racist newsletters. Also, what the hell is going on in this picture. Is Goku pregnant?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: this may be the strongest power couple ever ill call them...... uhbhhh Gonic!! the superhog!!!
Image 210800   10-21-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
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 Science: I went to a wedding and one of the attendees put her filthy flip flops on the table to save her spot.
 well duh: @Annoying Vegan didn't I just see a thing on Face(gonna vomit in my mouth a little)book about randomly nail polish bombing people's feet at an airport somewhere or something?
 Springbok: The more I look at it, the less sure I am of whether that's a human hand, foot, or monkey paw
 Mr. Whiskers: Is that a human foot?
 hot hot dog: Enviable chin
 Warrax: Cut it right the fuck off. Not a jury in the world would convict you, at least not one that I was on.
 tib gubb: dude looks cranky. stuck working overtime maybe.
 Annoying Vegan : *whips out a bottle of nail polish*
 ThoughtlessGentleman: sir remain calm. if you feed the human root some memtholated bitters it will go to sleep and not attack.
Image 210799   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
557
 
 p nut: Photobomb!
 Dreforian: "Well hellooooo"
Image 210798   10-21-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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