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216605  VeeKay: Weak, but impressive.

216533  MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.

216595  Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder

216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

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216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn



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Rembo Rompus uploaded 216174 (692 points)
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 9. Mexico: 1196 points
10. rubix1924: 1077 points
11. theaquaman: 1071 points
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14. nightmarez: 1026 points
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Score:
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 addend: *A soybean steps into the scene.*
 Felicity: Carrots give us carrot cake and tempura carrots (the best type of tempura vegetable)
 kazzy94: I'ma distill some broccoli.
 Knice: @Dr. Bathroom :-D
 Flarmie: The Internet has taught me that it is easier to hold a bunch of potatoes than a bunch of limes.
 Shay: But I hate vodka.
 Dr. Bathroom: Corn = whiskey and bourbon.
 DarkTeddy: @jochenau Bears beets battle star galactica
 sparenamelaptopdied: Potatoes make gnice gnocchi and can help me print out less traceable ransom notes
 jochenau: Beets give us sugar, borscht, and natural red food coloring!
Image 210781   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
311
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Thomas the Tank Fitting
Image 210780   10-21-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
159
 
 fanny: How to make Mother's day great
 FabricMan: How to ruin Mothers Day
 WTF: "Bartender, get me a Hazy Navel!"
 Chest Rockwell: You're doing it wrong.
Image 210779   10-21-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
410
 
 Dr Awkward: Let it goat. Let it goat
 Skinr: SEE THE FROZEN SNOWMAN COMEDY IN THEATERS.
Image 210778   10-21-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
262
 
 Warrax: I don't know, who is she?
 Annoying Vegan : @Lantry Are you Scott Aukerman IRL?
 tib gubb: i think she means lonk
 Lantry: Aggrogator? More like gag-rotator.
 Theta Zero: Who is Danky Kang?
Image 210777   10-21-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
165
 
 Mr Bleak: @a robot a device for hanging pineapples so the juice redistributes itself. They are shipped the other way up, so the top half can dry out. Me? I cut the leaves short and stick 'em in the veg basket upside down for a day.
 ChubbyBuddy: @a robot paleo pinea.pple upside down cake
 a robot: What am I looking at here?
Image 210776   10-21-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
155
 
 Gomi Day: eh, i was thinking about dreadlocks, anyways.
 Himesama: Just don't brush your hair!
 Warrax: This has happened to me before, same brand of hairbrush even. I was surprised at how infuriated it made me.
Image 210775   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
591
 
 Felicity: Its slightly disturbing that theres a second boy, also wearing sunglasses, in the background. One would be fine. Two make it look like theyre aliens who never take off their sunglasses and always travel in twos
 Shay: Ever since the second World War, you had a sweet tooth for genocide.
 Mr. Butt: @Spazstatic @kornisjon I'm thinking about them ...
 Spazstatic: Beans...
 kornisjon: Thos...
Image 210774   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
731
 
 Dreforian: TAXI!
 Felicity: Kitten Power!
 Annoying Vegan : Thos... Beans...
 Shay: @Dick Inspector Beware of the sexual predator.
 Dick Inspector: HALP
Image 210773   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
434
 
 Greek Fire: Hide yo shoes, hide yo shins.
 Spazstatic: I was concerned for a moment, but then saw that it was only 7:41
Image 210772   10-21-17   Uploaded by    younglink
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