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268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.



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 addend: *A soybean steps into the scene.*
 magicmormon: Carrots give us carrot cake and tempura carrots (the best type of tempura vegetable)
 kazzy94: I'ma distill some broccoli.
 Knice: @Dr. Bathroom :-D
 Flarmie: The Internet has taught me that it is easier to hold a bunch of potatoes than a bunch of limes.
 Shay: But I hate vodka.
 Dr. Bathroom: Corn = whiskey and bourbon.
 DarkTeddy: @jochenau Bears beets battle star galactica
 sparenamelaptopdied: Potatoes make gnice gnocchi and can help me print out less traceable ransom notes
 jochenau: Beets give us sugar, borscht, and natural red food coloring!
Image 210781   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
311
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Thomas the Tank Fitting
Image 210780   10-21-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
180
 
 fanny: How to make Mother's day great
 FabricMan: How to ruin Mothers Day
 WTF: "Bartender, get me a Hazy Navel!"
 Chest Rockwell: You're doing it wrong.
Image 210779   10-21-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
410
 
 Dr Awkward: Let it goat. Let it goat
 Skinr: SEE THE FROZEN SNOWMAN COMEDY IN THEATERS.
Image 210778   10-21-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
262
 
 Warrax: I don't know, who is she?
 Annoying Vegan : @Lantry Are you Scott Aukerman IRL?
 tib gubb: i think she means lonk
 Lantry: Aggrogator? More like gag-rotator.
 Korrok: Who is Danky Kang?
Image 210777   10-21-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
165
 
 Mr Bleak: @a robot a device for hanging pineapples so the juice redistributes itself. They are shipped the other way up, so the top half can dry out. Me? I cut the leaves short and stick 'em in the veg basket upside down for a day.
 ChubbyBuddy: @a robot paleo pinea.pple upside down cake
 a robot: What am I looking at here?
Image 210776   10-21-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
155
 
 Gomi Day: eh, i was thinking about dreadlocks, anyways.
 Himesama: Just don't brush your hair!
 Warrax: This has happened to me before, same brand of hairbrush even. I was surprised at how infuriated it made me.
Image 210775   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
591
 
 burritos: Its slightly disturbing that theres a second boy, also wearing sunglasses, in the background. One would be fine. Two make it look like theyre aliens who never take off their sunglasses and always travel in twos
 Shay: Ever since the second World War, you had a sweet tooth for genocide.
 Mr. Butt: @Spazstatic @kornisjon I'm thinking about them ...
 Spazstatic: Beans...
 kornisjon: Thos...
Image 210774   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
755
 
 Dreforian: TAXI!
 eevee: Kitten Power!
 Annoying Vegan : Thos... Beans...
 Shay: @Dick Inspector Beware of the sexual predator.
 Dick Inspector: HALP
Image 210773   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
434
 
 Greek Fire: Hide yo shoes, hide yo shins.
 Spazstatic: I was concerned for a moment, but then saw that it was only 7:41
Image 210772   10-21-17   Uploaded by    younglink
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