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267958  Gomi Day: @a robot yeah. i mean, this is obviously satire. but i've conversed with enough of these dippy wingnuts that i could absolutely see them nodding at this image and thinking what a great idea it is.

267963  FormerLurker: Its always unfortunate when a pet attacks a porcupine.

267963  Christina: Must be some Guinness record.

267966  FormerLurker: Its even uglier than the car Homer designed!

267968  Christina: Carcinogen.

267972  tib gubb: yeah, you and the horseless carriage you rode in on

267974  Annoying Vegan : Your bathtub parasites are well organized.

267970  Christina: Looks like in this language every word ends either in 'ski' or in 'ie'.

267946  a robot: I would totally wear those shoes though

267951  a robot: I guess we are supposed to think she is naked because her shirt is same color as her skin, but it just looks like she has weird flesh wrinkles in her arm instead

267911  VeeKay: Lol same

267919  VeeKay: I do love a Mextail, even if I get the damn shits after.

267972  Side Boob: Jay is wearing his "man of the people" denim outfit again.

267930  VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267939  VeeKay: Beauty of North Puppea

267940  VeeKay: Inpawsion

267973  Shay: Oh crap, his nose is now a sloth.

267979  ignatz: Also lime Patrick Moore from the Sky at Night

267972  Shay: Well fuck you too ya elephant-sized chin bastard.

267981  ignatz: Did I stutter?

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267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267593 Mr Bleak: @ChubbyBuddy Still cheaper than theater popcorn.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267930 VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!



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Score:
755
 
 Dreforian: TAXI!
 eevee: Kitten Power!
 Annoying Vegan : Thos... Beans...
 Shay: @Dick Inspector Beware of the sexual predator.
 Dick Inspector: HALP
Image 210773   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
434
 
 Greek Fire: Hide yo shoes, hide yo shins.
 Spazstatic: I was concerned for a moment, but then saw that it was only 7:41
Image 210772   10-21-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
470
 
 Science: These are disgusting
 Amy Housewine: As tradition compels: the instructions were found to be unclear.
 jazzjunkie: Worst urinal ever! It... it went EVERYWHERE!!!
 kazzy94: Oh my God. This is probably how I'm gonna get arrested.
 Hosebag: @crunchymush Oh hell yes, it sure beats shaking it.
 FabricMan: @ptrain Not safe for wiener?
 Greifer: @ all... COWARDS!
 Warrax: Where am I supposed to grow my mushrooms?
 Spazstatic: So is it a portable model, or is it just being transported on a dolly?
Image 210771   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
228
 
 Mr Bleak: @fanny OK. WILL DO. DOES THAT @BILL DOOR MUST USE ALL LOWER CASE?
 addend: *loudly and clearly.
 DrinkMixMan: both you guys are fucking hilarious
 fanny: AGGRONAUTS: PLEASE USE ALL CAPS WHEN TALKING ABOUT CATS (BECAUSE THEY ARE NICE)
Image 210770   10-21-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
284
 
 Shay: Hey buddy, sorry you didn't win, but I want my fucking card back.
 Ulillillia: Consider this early an congratulations
 kornisjon: Thanks for the extra pressure.
Image 210769   10-21-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
437
 
 wolfpk: I will rad this because I will take it as a pug about to have a big lunch, not be one.
 kornisjon: Great! I love rolls!
Image 210768   10-21-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
223
 
 Beeble: Pepe's done being a shill.
 Flarmie: Technical Difficulties
 Shay: With no plunger, I actually believe you.
 kornisjon: No, that's okay.
Image 210767   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
208
 
 wolfpk: Ha, like PUBG will ever have a new map.
 youshall: And all you see there, my friend, is the new PUBG map. Now run!
Image 210766   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
380
 
 Mr Bleak: If you put them in the veggie basket, will they breed?
 addend: I like my veggies raw.
 Shay: We'll be right back!
 FabricMan: Everyone remembers that day their dad took them to the men's room at the game, and we got a glimpse of the future
 kornisjon: Please keep your crudites to yourself.
 Sandor: Carrot bris, coming right up!
Image 210765   10-21-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
407
 
 Commodore 64: ...unless you use hyphens as em-dashes. Then you deserve to fall
 wolfpk: The floor is a liar
 Teechur: When my son was little, he was a dramatic klutz. He fell down (again), everyone asked him if he was ok. I told him he was lucky the floor broke his fall or he would have kept going to Australia. He got up, and dejectedly said, "Awww, I wanna go to Australia!"
 dobbiesdoogs: time after time
Image 210764   10-21-17   Uploaded by    afroking
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