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232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

233103  Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks

233103  Coolguy: @addend ... hamd

233055  Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

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233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

232932 mexican: *click*

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233067 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years



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 Felicity: Looks like I missed the kafuffle
 jochenau: @Spazstatic My guess is that their accent substitutes p for f?
 DarkTeddy: I dont even get it. But yer done bud. @Rembo Prundus
 Spazstatic: Then again, I don't think anything that starts with "what do you call (race)" can be anything but racist.
 Spazstatic: I don't get it, but by the other reactions, I'm guessing it was racist.
 grizzly: @jochenau @Nope purps! Unite!
 jochenau: @Nope Purplefriends can! @Flarmie reported it for moderation.
 Nope: @Rembo Prundus @moonmoon can I badvote a comment?
Image 210741   10-21-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
679
 
 Jabberwikket: Wash and wear kittens
 Ulillillia: Have they lost their mittens?
Image 210740   10-21-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
493
 
 Hosebag: Howdie maam, care for pig ear?
 Dr Awkward: Who's a good (cow)boy?
 AlexDeLarge: Dog Holliday
Image 210739   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
360
 
 tib gubb: that's a bold claim, but still... tacos.
Image 210738   10-21-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
577
 
 Mr Bleak: @trelyate Because he can.
 ColdHotCool: @trelyate same here
 trelyate: why does he have a large cat performing autofellatio on his back?
 Dr Awkward: Please no slime. Thnx.
Image 210737   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
166
 
 Felicity: @San DoDo #1 and #5 are italic (if you count obliques as italics)
 Felicity: I like #1, #2, and #6
 Side Boob: Bippity boopity!
 trelyate: genitalia!
 San DoDo: But no italic
 Yurishiro: That means Italy. Trust me, I can tell.
 Dr Awkward: Fonts!
 Amy Housewine: Where?
Image 210736   10-21-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
353
 
 tib gubb: the super nintendo was pretty great times. nintendo spending all of those mario bucks on custom architecture and whatnot... i think NEC's work on the pc-engine (with parallel processing) was more revolutionary, but that wasn't so big in the states, so doesn't get my nostalgia on as much. i wonder if kids nowadays have lost touch with such things, or if i'm the one who's out of touch.
 Felicity: They say 3D view like it wasnt standard by that point. There were eight-bit golf games that did the 3D view. Still, its appreciated. It makes the game much more beautiful to look at
 Not A Bot: Well damn I guess I will never see Keanu here
 Dr Awkward: Doesn't hold a candle to Lee Carvallo's putting challenge.
 DarkTeddy: By KILLING ALL HUMANS in golf @illBilliam
 illBilliam: That robot looks like it's about to violate the first law.
Image 210735   10-21-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
539
 
 tib gubb: lieutenant dan, you got new eyes!
 kazzy94: FELLAS!
 Greifer: omg it's full of stars
 Yurishiro: Derp
 Christina: Four eyes!
Image 210734   10-21-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
159
 
 Felicity: And then you hear meowing from the freezer, and it ends up on the news
 Mr. Whiskers: I leave the same note for my babysitters
Image 210733   10-21-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
323
 
 addend: (Installs screen-reader program.)
Image 210732   10-21-17   Uploaded by    confession
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