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216593  Shay: Up "something, something" creek.

216626  Robespierre: Star light, star bright; first star ... WHOOMP!

216602  VeeKay: Same as Trump will when he's in court. "I've got dat dimesntsia hurr hurr hurr".

216625  Shay: If it's a Carolina Reaper (world's spiciest chili pepper), I'm gamed.

216605  VeeKay: Weak, but impressive.

216533  MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.

216595  Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder

216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

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216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn



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 Warrax: There will never be another like him.
 Christina: Glorious head swap.
Image 210729   10-21-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
342
 
 Christina: Art: do it yourself.
Image 210728   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
192
 
No comments yet.
Image 210727   10-21-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
250
 
 White Rice: I mean, its no Saint Young Men...and thats all I can really say on that (Im not saying itll do because I dont think it will do, not at all)
 Mr. Whiskers: Though its considered blasphemy, some believe he had a waifu.
 bug: ...also, is that phoenix down they used on him?
 bug: I'm hoping he comes to destroy it. That would make a better story line.
 Ulillillia: Jesu-chan
 Nope: Better than Hentai messiah I guess
Image 210726   10-21-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
330
 
 Felicity: Im going to need a doggie bag for the rest of this
 illBilliam: @Wooden Spoon @a robot She wanted Bob Peck (rip)
 Wooden Spoon: @illBilliam: Newman?
 a robot: @illBilliam How could you want anyone OTHER than Jeff Goldblum to serve you pizza??
 illBilliam: She was expecting the other guy from Jurassic Park to serve her the pizza.
 Ulillillia: They should and must.
Image 210725   10-21-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
589
 
 redmonkey3: A territorial challenge ensues!
 OldKentuckyShark: brother?
Image 210724   10-21-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
496
 
 Wooden Spoon: The Christmas Tree Shop stores have a mid store cart coral and basket stacks in 4 interior locations to solve this problem.
 Teechur: @OldKentuckyShark Aldi is awesome! The cart corral keeps the carts from getting beaten up and rusty out in the parking lot, too. Bags? Bring your own or buy them. Or just use the empty shipping boxes they offer.
 Warrax: @OldKentuckyShark The Basha's chain has AJ's for rich people and Food City for poor people. They get all the near expiration stuff as well dented cans and misprinted, upside down labeled things. It is the best place to get fresh beans and anything used in good, authentic Mexican cooking around here.
 charlemagne: @OldKentuckyShark they're a german brand, they're spread all across europe. I work in their main competitor, they're spreading out to china and north america too
 VeeKay: @OldKentuckyShark There's Aldi supermarkets on the moon now, just to catch passing trade. Agree about the quality, great little shop.
 Annoying Vegan : @OldKentuckyShark We've got Winco, and Grocery Outlet Bargain Market, which stocks many items nearing sell-by date. A friend of mine refers to it as "the used food store".
 OldKentuckyShark: I see a chain hangin down. Do you guys have Aldis where you live? Its a deep discount (still good quality on most products though) grocery store in the midwest. They have all their carts chained in the cart corral, and make you deposit a quarter to use one. Getting all their carts back without labor saves money, adding to value. So, y'all familiar with Aldi's, or what are good discount grocery stores in other parts of the country??
Image 210723   10-21-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
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 Teechur: @fridaynight Best to go in headfirst, then.
 redmonkey3: @bug - remember: spicy foods just before bedtime increases festive nightmare dreaming potential!
 bug: @redmonkey3 I anticipate some interesting nightmares tonight. Thanks friendly spaceship! :D
 redmonkey3: @bug - no worries; yr brain would boil in skull and explode in a second or less... basically painless
 bug: @fridaynight I've never thought about that, but somehow that makes it worse.
 WTF: Hellhorn
Image 210722   10-21-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
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 redmonkey3: THEY ate spicy food just b4 bedtime!
Image 210721   10-21-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Greifer So ... it's a Kitt car?
 Greifer: plate says K.I.T.T.
Image 210720   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
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