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216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

216629  Knice: Saucy!

216621  SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.

216631  Knice: Looks like a rather loveless coupling there. :-(

216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

216436  FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

216621  grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!

216629  bobby: Mott's too thanks

216578  FireBreathingMarmot: In 20 years, bow hunting will still put you to sleep.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.



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Score:
256
 
 crunchymush: @trelyate say it again
 a robot: The one true guy: #156232
 VeeKay: You vs the Demogorgon
 Annoying Vegan : @trelyate Also more optimistic.
 trelyate: i dunno. guy on the left seems more structurally solid
 Amy Housewine: Looks like he skipped leg and arm day. Maybe waist day too.
Image 210718   10-21-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
198
 
 Mr Bleak: It's the exact same people buying them... pizza and cola take their toll.
 Felicity: Same
 apoxia: I wonder what this year's update looks like. Maybe they had to add a few more sizes.
 apoxia: This is revealing
 Spazstatic: @bug this is literally the first time I've seen it.
 Christina: Linux admins getting fatter as they age.
 Not A Bot: "C'mon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid." ...but I have Claus-trophobia
 bug: @Ulillillia I'm sad to say that I finally figured out what the hell MAGA means a few days ago.
 Ulillillia: MAGA
Image 210717   10-21-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
344
 
 Air Biscuit: But they came all the way from mars...
 VeeKay: "Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State?"
 El hefe: touch pads only
 WTF: (Gets 100% on health inspection)
 Amy Housewine: They hates those meeces to pieces.
Image 210716   10-21-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
359
 
 Felicity: Talmewdic
 WTF: @Drump Porbs Breaking into the at-home spay and neuter market.
 Not A Bot: you hide your weed in there
Image 210715   10-21-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
593
 
 AlexDeLarge: Does he have rabbis?
 when so: "I stole a viola once."
Image 210714   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
834
 
 Side Boob: Wanna pet
 Warrax: Getting real tired of people asking if he's a Zeppelin fan.
 VeeKay: I am the night
Image 210713   10-21-17   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
201
 
 Science: If the show never stops, don't the girls get tired? Is this some sort of hell, as would be featured in an episode of The Twilight Zone?
 kornisjon: I, for one, am sold by the amount of nude dancers.
 wolfpk: The brought in Chip and Dales for Mothers Day
 RiderFan: Mother's Day lap dance special for mothers: Pay-per-view.
 WaffleIron: Oooohhhh the Zanzibar.
 Not A Bot: Really makes the phrase "Pikachu I choose you!" really terrifying.
 OldKentuckyShark: "Come on ma, were goin out!", "Oh you're so thoughtful, dear. Where are you taking your mother on this day?", "Were goin' out to get ya a lap dance mom".
Image 210712   10-21-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
681
 
 Beeble: Peek-a-doot.
 Shay: Peek-a-BOO!!!!!
 Greifer: again!
 WTF: "Got your face!"
 Sandor: Peekaboo! I eat you!
Image 210711   10-21-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
355
 
 VeeKay: "So the committee agreed that putting in drains would (ha ha!) be an unnecessary drain on the companies resources. It wasn't the best of choices in retrospect, but we really rather like the, ummm, quirkiness of it. Oh, don't paddle in it on hot days because sometimes the water is live! It must be in contact with the main supply but we can't work out how or why. Just saying".
Image 210710   10-21-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
237
 
 Felicity: Hes not doing the thoint
 Dr Awkward: Oh TannenBill
Image 210709   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
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