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268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

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268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"



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 Science: If the show never stops, don't the girls get tired? Is this some sort of hell, as would be featured in an episode of The Twilight Zone?
 kornisjon: I, for one, am sold by the amount of nude dancers.
 wolfpk: The brought in Chip and Dales for Mothers Day
 RiderFan: Mother's Day lap dance special for mothers: Pay-per-view.
 WaffleIron: Oooohhhh the Zanzibar.
 Not A Bot: Really makes the phrase "Pikachu I choose you!" really terrifying.
 charmander: "Come on ma, were goin out!", "Oh you're so thoughtful, dear. Where are you taking your mother on this day?", "Were goin' out to get ya a lap dance mom".
Image 210712   10-21-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
681
 
 Beeble: Peek-a-doot.
 Shay: Peek-a-BOO!!!!!
 Greifer: again!
 WTF: "Got your face!"
 Sandor: Peekaboo! I eat you!
Image 210711   10-21-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
355
 
 VeeKay: "So the committee agreed that putting in drains would (ha ha!) be an unnecessary drain on the companies resources. It wasn't the best of choices in retrospect, but we really rather like the, ummm, quirkiness of it. Oh, don't paddle in it on hot days because sometimes the water is live! It must be in contact with the main supply but we can't work out how or why. Just saying".
Image 210710   10-21-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
237
 
 The Man: Hes not doing the thoint
 Dr Awkward: Oh TannenBill
Image 210709   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
421
 
 Mr Bleak: If only this was a baked potato.
 Mad Collager: Wow! I didn't know you could make these out of other things besides potatoes.
 Derp Herpigan: Paula Deen's couch.
Image 210708   10-21-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
522
 
 Ulillillia: @meh Much of public transit still looks like this in 2017
Image 210707   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
266
 
 Amy Housewine: THE DIMPLED CYCLOPS HAS SPOKEN
 Derp Herpigan: If my eyes were close enough to my mouth that I could lick them, I'd embrace the freedom of death as well.
Image 210706   10-21-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
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 Callahan: Cozy
 wolfpk: No one is surprised that Michelangeo is a user.
 fanny: somebody made this. they actually planned it out, decided it was a worthy idea and spent time to make it.
Image 210705   10-21-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
632
 
 lizzz: That is a gracious winner
 VeeKay: @Ulillillia Nice! I forgot to charge my fitbit last night so I've got a blank day.
 Ulillillia: I charged my phone today
Image 210704   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
300
 
 Warrax: "I love him because he makes me laugh."
 Annoying Vegan : Get out of my porn collection
 RiderFan: This is someone's fetish. If not, I could easily make this seem so.
Image 210703   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
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