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216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

216621  grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!

216629  bobby: Mott's too thanks

216578  FireBreathingMarmot: In 20 years, bow hunting will still put you to sleep.

216620  grizzly: Has George Lucas gone too far?

216554  well duh: That kid will never make it into Congress now. Could still be President, tho.

216560  well duh: A drop or two of green food coloring and a little peppermint extract and you're good to go.

216617  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D

216627  trucker: Oh, man. Now I want to go play some animal crossing.

216568  well duh: @Joseph but, your other left, right?

216568  well duh: @Joseph yep, pretty much ditto that entirely.

216608  VoR: And that's how you escape the friend zone

216614  VoR: Murder mask

216615  VoR: Catherine was a right monster

216617  VoR: Reclaimed sounds like a fancy word for stolen. And now they don't want to share. Well I'm about to apply a 5 finger reclaim rule on their water.

216613  Prostata: anyone else remember the hertz ads with OJ simpson flying feet first through the airport?

216468  glenalec: And to this day, no one believed Dan's story that it was his dog that sent those harassing emails.

216613  grizzly: Ever flown into Providence?

216617  Dr. Bathroom: It has nothing to do with the fact that the toilet may or may not contain shit and piss at any given time.

216618  Knice: I bet it smells great in there.

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2. Felicity
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.



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Ulillillia uploaded 216525 (703 points)
ppr4 uploaded 216123 (702 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 216431 (698 points)
Rembo Rompus uploaded 216174 (692 points)
happier uploaded 216189 (689 points)
eevee uploaded 216417 (687 points)
SaltLick uploaded 216477 (666 points)


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 3. winwolf: 2639 points
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 5. midgetcastle: 1460 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 1456 points
 7. Ulillillia: 1386 points
 8. ptrain: 1207 points
 9. Mexico: 1196 points
10. rubix1924: 1077 points
11. theaquaman: 1071 points
12. togboat: 1062 points
13. mickeyd: 1041 points
14. nightmarez: 1026 points
15. In The Pocket: 1016 points
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 Beeble: Peek-a-doot.
 Shay: Peek-a-BOO!!!!!
 Greifer: again!
 WTF: "Got your face!"
 Sandor: Peekaboo! I eat you!
Image 210711   10-21-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
355
 
 VeeKay: "So the committee agreed that putting in drains would (ha ha!) be an unnecessary drain on the companies resources. It wasn't the best of choices in retrospect, but we really rather like the, ummm, quirkiness of it. Oh, don't paddle in it on hot days because sometimes the water is live! It must be in contact with the main supply but we can't work out how or why. Just saying".
Image 210710   10-21-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
237
 
 Felicity: Hes not doing the thoint
 Dr Awkward: Oh TannenBill
Image 210709   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
399
 
 Mr Bleak: If only this was a baked potato.
 Mad Collager: Wow! I didn't know you could make these out of other things besides potatoes.
 Derp Herpigan: Paula Deen's couch.
Image 210708   10-21-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
522
 
 Ulillillia: @meh Much of public transit still looks like this in 2017
Image 210707   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
266
 
 Amy Housewine: THE DIMPLED CYCLOPS HAS SPOKEN
 Derp Herpigan: If my eyes were close enough to my mouth that I could lick them, I'd embrace the freedom of death as well.
Image 210706   10-21-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
417
 
 Felicity: Cozy
 wolfpk: No one is surprised that Michelangeo is a user.
 fanny: somebody made this. they actually planned it out, decided it was a worthy idea and spent time to make it.
Image 210705   10-21-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
632
 
 Felicity: That is a gracious winner
 VeeKay: @Ulillillia Nice! I forgot to charge my fitbit last night so I've got a blank day.
 Ulillillia: I charged my phone today
Image 210704   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
300
 
 Warrax: "I love him because he makes me laugh."
 Annoying Vegan : Get out of my porn collection
 RiderFan: This is someone's fetish. If not, I could easily make this seem so.
Image 210703   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
536
 
 Prostata: Santa does like showing off his big red sack
 El hefe: needs to get his glands expressed
 ninetailorochimaru: He filled their stockings with pretzels and beer, and enough dirty mags to make mom shed a tear.
 Derp Herpigan: @pisspig as does the frog.
Image 210702   10-21-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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