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216630  lebron: "I shouldn't have given the ring to Frodo."

216593  Shay: Up "something, something" creek.

216626  Robespierre: Star light, star bright; first star ... WHOOMP!

216602  VeeKay: Same as Trump will when he's in court. "I've got dat dimesntsia hurr hurr hurr".

216625  Shay: If it's a Carolina Reaper (world's spiciest chili pepper), I'm gamed.

216605  VeeKay: Weak, but impressive.

216533  MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.

216595  Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder

216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

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7. Rev80
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10. wolfpk



The top ten most commented-on images today:

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 216526 (727 points)
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Ulillillia uploaded 216525 (703 points)
ppr4 uploaded 216123 (702 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 216431 (698 points)
Rembo Rompus uploaded 216174 (692 points)
happier uploaded 216189 (689 points)
eevee uploaded 216417 (687 points)
SaltLick uploaded 216477 (666 points)


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 3. winwolf: 2639 points
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 5. midgetcastle: 1460 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 1456 points
 7. Ulillillia: 1386 points
 8. ptrain: 1207 points
 9. Mexico: 1196 points
10. rubix1924: 1077 points
11. theaquaman: 1071 points
12. togboat: 1062 points
13. mickeyd: 1041 points
14. nightmarez: 1026 points
15. In The Pocket: 1016 points
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Score:
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 Himesama: ;) to you too doggo
Image 210676   10-21-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
577
 
 wolfpk: Contact your doctor for an erection that last more than four hours.
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: What do you call two lepers in a hot tub?
 El hefe: @Cami chew your food
 sparenamelaptopdied: The Riceman Cometh. And again
 White Rice: @Cami also: gross (still laughed, though)
 White Rice: @Cami you should either see a doctor, or stop using the neighbors septic tank as a bath.
 Cami: My bathwater looks like that sometimes.
Image 210675   10-21-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
182
 
 Himesama: This guy fucks
 Yurishiro: Dat hair
Image 210674   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
715
 
 Yurishiro: I am a tree and also an asshole. What now??
 duckfarts: I need the trees to wipe my asshole
Image 210673   10-21-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Image 210672 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by virtualman. Boo, virtualman.
Score:
705
 
Image 210671   10-21-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
416
 
 VeeKay: @Science And insurance.
 Science: @VeeKay: Trust me - they always have right of way...
 VeeKay: Meh. They've got brakes.
 Nope: I'll take that risk!
Image 210670   10-21-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
289
 
 Mr Bleak: He's the hero she deserves, but not the one she needs right now.
 Air Biscuit: The hero ide prefer to see in movies.
 duckfarts: hail satan
Image 210669   10-21-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
456
 
Image 210668   10-21-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
56
 
 Amy Housewine: @Niels Bohr He was DONE AFRAUDILY
 Niels Bohr: @Amy Housewine I know, right? The correct usage is COMMITED FRAUDULENT.
 Yurishiro: To support the struggling porn businesses? DUH
 Amy Housewine: This use of 'Fraud' as a verb has produced a completely disproportionate amount of irritation in me.
 Dr Awkward: Maybe he said "horn and pores"?
Image 210667   10-21-17   Uploaded by    communist
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