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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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 Felicity: I dont normally get on the bandwagon of making fun of restaurants, but I tried eating at Arbys a few times in the 1990s when there was one in a food court near an office where I worked, and it was not good
 BavidDowie: It's not Lent yet! It's not even Advent!!
 Nope: @Callahan Let me eat my dolphin in peace.
 Dr Awkward: We have the meat sweats
Image 210642   10-20-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
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 Felicity: The advice in this image reminds me of a theory I have. At the end of the movie adaptation of /Double Dragon/ (1994), Abobo is sad because hes all roided-up and weird-looking. Wouldnt he go back to normal if he just didnt exercise for a while?
 Felicity: On the other hand, these guys could lift your car if you needed them to
 Jabberwikket: Do you cook these with BBQ or buffalo sauce ?
 Theimposter: Looks like plastic...
 apoxia: Imagine what their top halves look like.
 jochenau: Gah!
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall That's a weird-ass movie
 funny in the wall: Reminiscent of the triplets of Belleville
 Knice: I wonder what they're doing right there.
 DrinkMixMan: Don't skip leg day, but definitely skip steroid day
 WaffleIron: Legsticles.
Image 210641   10-20-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
645
 
 Felicity: Garfield Sits Around the House
 VeeKay: Nice Slurm Queen Fry.
 raditzu: Horror in 4 pictures. Masterpiece.
 addend: "Wha... what have you done with Odie?"
 WTF: Garfield - Flesh House
 WaffleIron: This was a creepy level in DOOM.
Image 210640   10-20-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
318
 
 grizzly: @WaffleIron it was actually melodica youtu.be/…
 WaffleIron: @grizzly : Id imagine thats awful, but since if I imagine it itll get stuck in my head, and its one of my favourite arrangements, I wont be imagining anything.
 Greifer: @WaffleIron tada da da daaaaa
 Dr Awkward: Spared no expense
 grizzly: @WaffleIron It is forever in accordion when I hear it.
 WaffleIron: I can hear the music in my head.
Image 210639   10-20-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
295
 
 Felicity: How Tim Burton
 Skinr: Ah, French mannequins!
 AlexDeLarge: @elmstreet you mean Silent Hill pachinko machine; that's all there is anymore. *weeps silently in the corner*
 LurkedMoar: Looking sharp
 Not A Bot: I need underwear that says this.
 WTF: "My eyes are up... uh... OH MY GOD where are my eyes!"
 Warrax: She has a point.
 Cami: Just add a jackolantern.
Image 210638   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
283
 
 Gutpunsher: Generally when I see a guy with a beard I assume he just has an ugly/boring face.
 charlemagne: from victor to victim
 WTF: @Dr Awkward I shaved my beard to look younger when I switched careers but then had to grow it back in order to be taken seriously at my new job.
 Dr Awkward: I'm 34 and get carded constantly (probably look mid 20s at most). I'd grow a beard to look older.. but I am physically incapable of doing so [sigh]
 Teechur: @WTF @kazzy94 And probably a tie, and he probably got the job he may not have been able to get before.
 kazzy94: He also put on a shirt
 WTF: And the gold chain transformed into a collared shirt!
 Spazstatic: I don't know you and I think you look weird with it gone. When are you going to grow it back?
 fanny: please put it back on. at least the porn 'stache.
Image 210637   10-20-17   Uploaded by    boozer
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 zrj235: this site is powered by diffraction gratings. please look through one.
 Dan Tagonistic: A visualisation of comment power
Image 210636   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
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 Shay: kooobree
Image 210635   10-20-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Bacteriophages killing a Streptococcus bacteria, apparently. Just looks like a microscopic orgy.
Image 210634   10-20-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: I don't remember this scene in Repo Man
 Spazstatic: "nontoxic"
 Theta Zero: "good comment"
Image 210633   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
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