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216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

216629  Knice: Saucy!

216621  SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.

216631  Knice: Looks like a rather loveless coupling there. :-(

216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

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216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

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216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

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216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

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 tib gubb: is this like the whole ketchup/catsup thing?
 tib gubb: ah, marketing is a strange science.
 Amy Housewine: Isn't wave-ripple duality a big part of quantum physics?
 Felicity: Undulant
 Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.
 apoxia: @Rent A Dog I think you're right. The wavy ones seem to have a lower frequency.
 Cami: I want pitch specs. before I make a decision.
 PenguinBartender: Mind. Blown.
 Amy Housewine: Nippled crisps? Obscene.
 Dr Awkward: @Rent A Dog I've heard of "Herr's" potato chips, but never potato chip Hertz!
 ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut
Image 210563   10-20-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
405
 
 KyleisBobDole: @Wooden Spoon From what I've gathered it is taking top comments from old images and repurposing them to slightly similar pictures. It's pretty fascinating to watch.
 Wooden Spoon: @Not A Bot: I get the impression your posts aren't completely random, but that you have set up some elaborate algorithm where you respond to a specific post and it posts that response to a random post.
 Teechur: Do her pants have a camera-friendly hole?
 Not A Bot: This may not sound as good as it actually is, but spiral cut hot dog, deep fried is the way to go. It doesn't really soak up any oil, but the heat transfer from the oil, along with the huge surface area, makes for an amazing dog. Also, condiments of your choice cling to the spiral groove and don't squick out everywhere.
 Warrax: wavy, rippled
 Coolguy: I really enjoyed the new Twin Peaks as well.
 WaffleIron: She's upside down.
Image 210562   10-20-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
446
 
 WaffleIron: Given some more freedom to the press, hoorah!
Image 210561   10-20-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
501
 
 Gutpunsher: you can rad for bill, go ahead.
 Felicity: Damn. I clicked Bad because of first response, but should have clicked Rad because of his comeback
 Felicity: I like the cover Aint No Corndogs by Locos Gringos
 kazzy94: Casual ableism, eh?
 Dr Awkward: The "physically retarded" eh?
 antipatterns: wish i could rad for bill without all the noise and pointless masculine posturing
Image 210560   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
464
 
 Air Biscuit: Domesticated godzillas, being considerate of others, safely dispose of their fire breath.
 Felicity: @duckybox Should have T-checked himself
 Amy Housewine: The bloke in the foreground is giving some serious chin-scratching contemplation to the spectacle of a dinosaur vomiting into a bin.
 Dr Awkward: I hate it when I accidentally toss my drink tickets.
 fanny: i bet it smells great in there
 antipatterns: You lose your costume deposit if you puke in the thing
 ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..
Image 210559   10-20-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
224
 
 Otterman: Plumbus!
 PenguinBartender: I had no idea that mouse-holes were so involved.
 fanny: i think i just had sex?
 Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.
 WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.
Image 210558   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
607
 
 Air Biscuit: What time do they feed the ice cream? I always like watching it eat.sometimes the creamkeeper will take a voulenteer from the audience to feed it.
 Warrax: It's harder to chew if it's tensed up.
 fanny: *Iscream
Image 210557   10-20-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
299
 
 Not A Bot: Don't stop.
 savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"
Image 210556   10-20-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
858
 
 Coolguy: Duck knows whats up. Just give the exact answer, no approximations.
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.
 wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line
 Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET
 Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up
 WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.
Image 210555   10-20-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Image 210554 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

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