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216716  Uncle Phil: @Hokie333 Sounds like the rules of a drinking game: Drink every time Briscoe cracks a joke for act one, and for act two drink every time McCoy is off screen.

216730  Knice: Thanks, Spaceship. I guess I'll go buy a big truck and some guns now.

216652  Yurishiro: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.

216726  PenguinBartender: *dun-dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun* All. My. Friends. Ride a Low Rider...

216654  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?

216655  Yurishiro: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.

216746  saluted: That girl's hair looks mulletish

216420  Knice: @VoR Aw yiss

216656  Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216736  fanny: I bet it smells great over there.

216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

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216656 Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216630 Teechur: "Forrest Jr. turned out ok, I guess. The grandkids, too. But I miss Jennay. And where is my box of choc-olates?"

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?



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Messed Up Dog uploaded 216621 (698 points)
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10. midgetcastle: 1311 points
11. Side Boob: 1196 points
12. togboat: 1192 points
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Score:
464
 
 Air Biscuit: Domesticated godzillas, being considerate of others, safely dispose of their fire breath.
 Felicity: @duckybox Should have T-checked himself
 Amy Housewine: The bloke in the foreground is giving some serious chin-scratching contemplation to the spectacle of a dinosaur vomiting into a bin.
 Dr Awkward: I hate it when I accidentally toss my drink tickets.
 fanny: i bet it smells great in there
 antipatterns: You lose your costume deposit if you puke in the thing
 ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..
Image 210559   10-20-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
224
 
 Otterman: Plumbus!
 PenguinBartender: I had no idea that mouse-holes were so involved.
 fanny: i think i just had sex?
 Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.
 WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.
Image 210558   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
607
 
 Air Biscuit: What time do they feed the ice cream? I always like watching it eat.sometimes the creamkeeper will take a voulenteer from the audience to feed it.
 Warrax: It's harder to chew if it's tensed up.
 fanny: *Iscream
Image 210557   10-20-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
299
 
 Not A Bot: Don't stop.
 savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"
Image 210556   10-20-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
858
 
 Coolguy: Duck knows whats up. Just give the exact answer, no approximations.
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.
 wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line
 Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET
 Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up
 WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.
Image 210555   10-20-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Image 210554 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. We'll pray for you, mark64.
Score:
245
 
 Felicity: He does seem to have something poking out of his pajamas
 wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.
 Ulillillia: :
 Dr Awkward: ... before he committed a sin and touched himself
Image 210553   10-20-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
206
 
 wolfpk: @Side Boob Ok, now that makes sense. Of course reasonable conversation on the Internet might be the real anomaly here.
 Side Boob: Either way, hooray for reasonable conversation on the Internet!
 Side Boob: @wolfpk Oh, I see. According to nature.com/news/… it's HIV on a white blood cell.
 wolfpk: @Side Boob I just looked it up, interesting.
 Side Boob: @wolfpk Google disagrees with you. Not saying you are wrong, mind you.
 wolfpk: @Side Boob No, that is clearly not a virus. I would go with fungal though.
 Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV
Image 210552   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
615
 
 Felicity: Lost his license and had to wait for hours in line in at the BVD to renew it
 kazzy94: He was apprehended when he bailed out of the car and got caught up in a apple hammock.
 dangerkeith3000: There were lots and lots of skid marks.
 antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"
 skillet: Was he an athletic supporter?
Image 210551   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
192
 
 Cami: Unless your dealer is your boss then you can do whatever you like with your stash as long as you paid.
 fanny: THANKS FUNNYASDUCK.NET
 Dr Awkward: Love me some funnyasduck.net
 dangerkeith3000: Some people just get WAY too into "Scarface"
Image 210550   10-20-17   Uploaded by    chemical
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