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258337  grizzly: Mesa called Jar Jar Binks!

258392  Greifer: @Peter Pantsless it would be if that's a Madonna concert 25 years ago

258357  grizzly: Yomp!

258413  Peter Pantsless: This is my kink

258391  Teechur: @kimjongun A heartbroken tofu yo

258406  grizzly: Cheesy AF

258405  Mr. Whiskers: Thats the animal they test mascara on

258402  Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Thats just what I expect a brainless dong fiddle like you to say.

258413  space: let the chaos begin

258413  blue shoes: The new Nicolas Cage?

258413  dirtstick: What sin can a man commit in a single lifetime

258402  Robespierre: Actually, "atomic knob vacuum" sounds more like a compliment for those of a certain ilk.

258368  Robespierre: (which is turning out to be more like the Trump Temporary Employment Agency)

258322  Robespierre: Guess the state.

258330  Robespierre: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.

258331  Robespierre: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works

258340  Robespierre: Shrug-O-Rama kickin' off strong

258341  Robespierre: A legitimate synopsis of the state of American politics today

258343  Robespierre: Clearly, he beats his wife

258345  Robespierre: The Earless Wonder

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1. Mr. Shine
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3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258270 berlin: me too

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 grizzly: Mesa called Jar Jar Binks!



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 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
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14. cran vodka: 1684 points
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Score:
224
 
 Otterman: Plumbus!
 PenguinBartender: I had no idea that mouse-holes were so involved.
 fanny: i think i just had sex?
 Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.
 WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.
Image 210558   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
607
 
 Air Biscuit: What time do they feed the ice cream? I always like watching it eat.sometimes the creamkeeper will take a voulenteer from the audience to feed it.
 Warrax: It's harder to chew if it's tensed up.
 fanny: *Iscream
Image 210557   10-20-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
299
 
 Not A Bot: Don't stop.
 savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"
Image 210556   10-20-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
858
 
 Coolguy: Duck knows whats up. Just give the exact answer, no approximations.
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.
 wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line
 Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET
 Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up
 WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.
Image 210555   10-20-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Image 210554 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. Boo, mark64.
Score:
245
 
 watwatwat: He does seem to have something poking out of his pajamas
 wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.
 Ulillillia: :
 Dr Awkward: ... before he committed a sin and touched himself
Image 210553   10-20-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
206
 
 wolfpk: @Side Boob Ok, now that makes sense. Of course reasonable conversation on the Internet might be the real anomaly here.
 Side Boob: Either way, hooray for reasonable conversation on the Internet!
 Side Boob: @wolfpk Oh, I see. According to nature.com/news/… it's HIV on a white blood cell.
 wolfpk: @Side Boob I just looked it up, interesting.
 Side Boob: @wolfpk Google disagrees with you. Not saying you are wrong, mind you.
 wolfpk: @Side Boob No, that is clearly not a virus. I would go with fungal though.
 Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV
Image 210552   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
615
 
 flying sheep: Lost his license and had to wait for hours in line in at the BVD to renew it
 kazzy94: He was apprehended when he bailed out of the car and got caught up in a apple hammock.
 kate2point0: There were lots and lots of skid marks.
 antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"
 skillet: Was he an athletic supporter?
Image 210551   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
192
 
 Cami: Unless your dealer is your boss then you can do whatever you like with your stash as long as you paid.
 fanny: THANKS FUNNYASDUCK.NET
 Dr Awkward: Love me some funnyasduck.net
 buds420: Some people just get WAY too into "Scarface"
Image 210550   10-20-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
278
 
 wolfpk: Only your own
 Side Boob: Fart nazis!
 Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies
 WaffleIron: @ChubbyBuddy : I always fart a lil when I laugh.
 Sprinkles: Farts are inherently funny. You can't stop human nature.
 Amy Housewine: Aw hyuck hyuck
 Prostata: yeah sorry. that won't be possible.
 ChubbyBuddy: permitted: farting at other people's laughs
Image 210549   10-20-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
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