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267901  Mr Bleak: Two men enter: one man leaves.

268900  guccigucci: was that a can opening?

268900  gorilla: Hello, I am a cat now.

268879  hajjpodge: Leaf it alone, kitty!

268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

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1. VeeKay
2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
4. a robot
5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. Annoying Vegan
8. ignatz
9. Shay
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (864 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (757 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (751 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (723 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)


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 1. E. HONDA: 3750 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3513 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2494 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2302 points
 5. Shay: 1942 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1600 points
 8. ChubbyBuddy: 1558 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
12. MrBoffo: 1514 points
13. poetrysucks: 1509 points
14. frenk: 1499 points
15. blablabla: 1408 points
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Score:
224
 
 Otterman: Plumbus!
 PenguinBartender: I had no idea that mouse-holes were so involved.
 fanny: i think i just had sex?
 Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.
 WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.
Image 210558   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
607
 
 Air Biscuit: What time do they feed the ice cream? I always like watching it eat.sometimes the creamkeeper will take a voulenteer from the audience to feed it.
 Warrax: It's harder to chew if it's tensed up.
 fanny: *Iscream
Image 210557   10-20-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
299
 
 Not A Bot: Don't stop.
 savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"
Image 210556   10-20-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
858
 
 Coolguy: Duck knows whats up. Just give the exact answer, no approximations.
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.
 wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line
 Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET
 Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up
 WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.
Image 210555   10-20-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Image 210554 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. We'll pray for you, mark64.
Score:
245
 
 watwatwat: He does seem to have something poking out of his pajamas
 wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.
 Ulillillia: :
 Dr Awkward: ... before he committed a sin and touched himself
Image 210553   10-20-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
206
 
 wolfpk: @Side Boob Ok, now that makes sense. Of course reasonable conversation on the Internet might be the real anomaly here.
 Side Boob: Either way, hooray for reasonable conversation on the Internet!
 Side Boob: @wolfpk Oh, I see. According to nature.com/news/… it's HIV on a white blood cell.
 wolfpk: @Side Boob I just looked it up, interesting.
 Side Boob: @wolfpk Google disagrees with you. Not saying you are wrong, mind you.
 wolfpk: @Side Boob No, that is clearly not a virus. I would go with fungal though.
 Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV
Image 210552   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
615
 
 flying sheep: Lost his license and had to wait for hours in line in at the BVD to renew it
 kazzy94: He was apprehended when he bailed out of the car and got caught up in a apple hammock.
 kate2point0: There were lots and lots of skid marks.
 antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"
 skillet: Was he an athletic supporter?
Image 210551   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
192
 
 Cami: Unless your dealer is your boss then you can do whatever you like with your stash as long as you paid.
 fanny: THANKS FUNNYASDUCK.NET
 Dr Awkward: Love me some funnyasduck.net
 buds420: Some people just get WAY too into "Scarface"
Image 210550   10-20-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
278
 
 wolfpk: Only your own
 Side Boob: Fart nazis!
 Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies
 WaffleIron: @ChubbyBuddy : I always fart a lil when I laugh.
 Sprinkles: Farts are inherently funny. You can't stop human nature.
 Amy Housewine: Aw hyuck hyuck
 Prostata: yeah sorry. that won't be possible.
 ChubbyBuddy: permitted: farting at other people's laughs
Image 210549   10-20-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
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