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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.



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 watwatwat: He does seem to have something poking out of his pajamas
 wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.
 Ulillillia: :
 Dr Awkward: ... before he committed a sin and touched himself
Image 210553   10-20-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
206
 
 wolfpk: @Side Boob Ok, now that makes sense. Of course reasonable conversation on the Internet might be the real anomaly here.
 Side Boob: Either way, hooray for reasonable conversation on the Internet!
 Side Boob: @wolfpk Oh, I see. According to nature.com/news/… it's HIV on a white blood cell.
 wolfpk: @Side Boob I just looked it up, interesting.
 Side Boob: @wolfpk Google disagrees with you. Not saying you are wrong, mind you.
 wolfpk: @Side Boob No, that is clearly not a virus. I would go with fungal though.
 Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV
Image 210552   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
615
 
 flying sheep: Lost his license and had to wait for hours in line in at the BVD to renew it
 kazzy94: He was apprehended when he bailed out of the car and got caught up in a apple hammock.
 kate2point0: There were lots and lots of skid marks.
 antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"
 skillet: Was he an athletic supporter?
Image 210551   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
192
 
 Cami: Unless your dealer is your boss then you can do whatever you like with your stash as long as you paid.
 fanny: THANKS FUNNYASDUCK.NET
 Dr Awkward: Love me some funnyasduck.net
 buds420: Some people just get WAY too into "Scarface"
Image 210550   10-20-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
278
 
 wolfpk: Only your own
 Side Boob: Fart nazis!
 Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies
 WaffleIron: @ChubbyBuddy : I always fart a lil when I laugh.
 Sprinkles: Farts are inherently funny. You can't stop human nature.
 Amy Housewine: Aw hyuck hyuck
 Prostata: yeah sorry. that won't be possible.
 ChubbyBuddy: permitted: farting at other people's laughs
Image 210549   10-20-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
693
 
 tib gubb: smuglord mcwhiskers
 Air Biscuit: "Its ok because it was my own fart."
 Cami: Goodcat Grey: No lunch? Shares his sushi.
 BavidDowie: Kitty is pleased
Image 210548   10-20-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
568
 
 square44: those horse head masks have gotten really realistic
 Spazstatic: Something is wrong with your girlfriend's hooves.
 BavidDowie: Guess who!
 Handyman: Does this count as getting head?
 Amy Housewine: * CHOMP *
 Dr Awkward: I love hugs from my girlfriend.
Image 210547   10-20-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
601
 
 Gutpunsher: My credit union uses dot matrix printers throughout the whole building.I refuse to ask why.
 charlemagne: @antipatterns tell that to the tories
 antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"
 Science: @trees: Cool smell too.
 Niels Bohr: @trees that was purdy.
 Slug Wind: Considering we are looking at a picture of it, and said picture is of a person reading writing, it is fairly safe to say this is from the 'historic' era.
 bug: *historic.
 Dr Awkward: @trees Solid username / comment synergy. Also, I would absolutely love to get a card catalog for my house, but when my University gets rid of them, they're gone instantly.
Image 210546   10-20-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
529
 
 Air Biscuit: @Wooden Spoon why not kang?
 Wooden Spoon: The painting should be an upside-down Kodos.
 twitter: @Warrax No one who speaks German could possibly be evil.
 Warrax: Die Plant, Die.
Image 210545   10-20-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
593
 
 cassette1: On the plus side, he gave them fire
 Cami: I was just thinking about Bach. I remember hearing a radio host say that if Mozart was God speaking to man then Bach was man speaking to God. To all my fellow Canadians: Which Glenn Gould Goldberg Variations album was better? 1956 or 1981?
 White Rice: Bach to the future?
 Niels Bohr: I'll be bach.
 Snow Plow: This is definitely something they would've pulled on the Flintstones if they ran out of ideas.
 Dr Awkward: They're more into hard rock.
Image 210544   10-20-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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