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269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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 wolfpk: @Side Boob Ok, now that makes sense. Of course reasonable conversation on the Internet might be the real anomaly here.
 Side Boob: Either way, hooray for reasonable conversation on the Internet!
 Side Boob: @wolfpk Oh, I see. According to nature.com/news/… it's HIV on a white blood cell.
 wolfpk: @Side Boob I just looked it up, interesting.
 Side Boob: @wolfpk Google disagrees with you. Not saying you are wrong, mind you.
 wolfpk: @Side Boob No, that is clearly not a virus. I would go with fungal though.
 Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV
Image 210552   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
615
 
 flying sheep: Lost his license and had to wait for hours in line in at the BVD to renew it
 kazzy94: He was apprehended when he bailed out of the car and got caught up in a apple hammock.
 kate2point0: There were lots and lots of skid marks.
 antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"
 skillet: Was he an athletic supporter?
Image 210551   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
192
 
 Cami: Unless your dealer is your boss then you can do whatever you like with your stash as long as you paid.
 fanny: THANKS FUNNYASDUCK.NET
 Dr Awkward: Love me some funnyasduck.net
 buds420: Some people just get WAY too into "Scarface"
Image 210550   10-20-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
278
 
 wolfpk: Only your own
 Side Boob: Fart nazis!
 Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies
 WaffleIron: @ChubbyBuddy : I always fart a lil when I laugh.
 Sprinkles: Farts are inherently funny. You can't stop human nature.
 Amy Housewine: Aw hyuck hyuck
 Prostata: yeah sorry. that won't be possible.
 ChubbyBuddy: permitted: farting at other people's laughs
Image 210549   10-20-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
693
 
 tib gubb: smuglord mcwhiskers
 Air Biscuit: "Its ok because it was my own fart."
 Cami: Goodcat Grey: No lunch? Shares his sushi.
 BavidDowie: Kitty is pleased
Image 210548   10-20-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
568
 
 square44: those horse head masks have gotten really realistic
 Spazstatic: Something is wrong with your girlfriend's hooves.
 BavidDowie: Guess who!
 Handyman: Does this count as getting head?
 Amy Housewine: * CHOMP *
 Dr Awkward: I love hugs from my girlfriend.
Image 210547   10-20-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
601
 
 Gutpunsher: My credit union uses dot matrix printers throughout the whole building.I refuse to ask why.
 charlemagne: @antipatterns tell that to the tories
 antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"
 Science: @trees: Cool smell too.
 Niels Bohr: @trees that was purdy.
 Slug Wind: Considering we are looking at a picture of it, and said picture is of a person reading writing, it is fairly safe to say this is from the 'historic' era.
 bug: *historic.
 Dr Awkward: @trees Solid username / comment synergy. Also, I would absolutely love to get a card catalog for my house, but when my University gets rid of them, they're gone instantly.
Image 210546   10-20-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: @Wooden Spoon why not kang?
 Wooden Spoon: The painting should be an upside-down Kodos.
 twitter: @Warrax No one who speaks German could possibly be evil.
 Warrax: Die Plant, Die.
Image 210545   10-20-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
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 cassette1: On the plus side, he gave them fire
 Cami: I was just thinking about Bach. I remember hearing a radio host say that if Mozart was God speaking to man then Bach was man speaking to God. To all my fellow Canadians: Which Glenn Gould Goldberg Variations album was better? 1956 or 1981?
 White Rice: Bach to the future?
 Niels Bohr: I'll be bach.
 Snow Plow: This is definitely something they would've pulled on the Flintstones if they ran out of ideas.
 Dr Awkward: They're more into hard rock.
Image 210544   10-20-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: Just buy a cooler lunchbox and an ice pack and keep it in your office if you trust people this little.
 cishet: Ive always hated this old joke
 VeeKay: This is nothing. At my last place of work a person got so furious at all the thefts from the break room fridge they went and locked it with a chain and padlock at 09.30. There was a sign to tell everybody to see *name* if they wanted anything out of the fridge before lunch break and they would stand there and challenge them to see if the item they were taking out was actually theirs. Worked a treat until she got reported to HR and, yes, you guessed it, the thefts started again.
 Dick Inspector: Have fun with that botulism
 DarkTeddy: Passive aggressiveness is my favorite.
 Dr Awkward: @Big Bong Theory But if they're not lying, they're still pieces of shit!
Image 210543   10-20-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
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