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216625  Shay: If it's a Carolina Reaper (world's spiciest chili pepper), I'm gamed.

216605  VeeKay: Weak, but impressive.

216533  MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.

216595  Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder

216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

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216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn



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Score:
671
 
 tib gubb: smuglord mcwhiskers
 Air Biscuit: "Its ok because it was my own fart."
 Cami: Goodcat Grey: No lunch? Shares his sushi.
 BavidDowie: Kitty is pleased
Image 210548   10-20-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
568
 
 square44: those horse head masks have gotten really realistic
 Spazstatic: Something is wrong with your girlfriend's hooves.
 BavidDowie: Guess who!
 dangerkeith3000: Does this count as getting head?
 Amy Housewine: * CHOMP *
 Dr Awkward: I love hugs from my girlfriend.
Image 210547   10-20-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
601
 
 Gutpunsher: My credit union uses dot matrix printers throughout the whole building.I refuse to ask why.
 charlemagne: @antipatterns tell that to the tories
 antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"
 Science: @trees: Cool smell too.
 Niels Bohr: @trees that was purdy.
 dangerkeith3000: Considering we are looking at a picture of it, and said picture is of a person reading writing, it is fairly safe to say this is from the 'historic' era.
 bug: *historic.
 Dr Awkward: @trees Solid username / comment synergy. Also, I would absolutely love to get a card catalog for my house, but when my University gets rid of them, they're gone instantly.
Image 210546   10-20-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
529
 
 Air Biscuit: @Wooden Spoon why not kang?
 Wooden Spoon: The painting should be an upside-down Kodos.
 dangerkeith3000: @Warrax No one who speaks German could possibly be evil.
 Warrax: Die Plant, Die.
Image 210545   10-20-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
593
 
 Felicity: On the plus side, he gave them fire
 Cami: I was just thinking about Bach. I remember hearing a radio host say that if Mozart was God speaking to man then Bach was man speaking to God. To all my fellow Canadians: Which Glenn Gould Goldberg Variations album was better? 1956 or 1981?
 White Rice: Bach to the future?
 Niels Bohr: I'll be bach.
 dangerkeith3000: This is definitely something they would've pulled on the Flintstones if they ran out of ideas.
 Dr Awkward: They're more into hard rock.
Image 210544   10-20-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
193
 
 Air Biscuit: Just buy a cooler lunchbox and an ice pack and keep it in your office if you trust people this little.
 Felicity: Ive always hated this old joke
 VeeKay: This is nothing. At my last place of work a person got so furious at all the thefts from the break room fridge they went and locked it with a chain and padlock at 09.30. There was a sign to tell everybody to see *name* if they wanted anything out of the fridge before lunch break and they would stand there and challenge them to see if the item they were taking out was actually theirs. Worked a treat until she got reported to HR and, yes, you guessed it, the thefts started again.
 Dick Inspector: Have fun with that botulism
 DarkTeddy: Passive aggressiveness is my favorite.
 Dr Awkward: @Big Bong Theory But if they're not lying, they're still pieces of shit!
Image 210543   10-20-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
357
 
 BavidDowie: You shouldn't have
Image 210542   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Image 210541 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by entropy. Your image was bad, entropy.
Score:
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 Felicity: Hmm. Try it the other way! Put the car on the couch
 kazzy94: If I can carry a fax machine on my bicycle, I can haul a full size sofa in my Buick.
 Spazstatic: So, did taking the cushion off help?
 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".
 ignatz: Plot twist : they're unloading
 dangerkeith3000: If the couch don't fit, you must acquit!
 Mad Collager: We need a bigger sedan!
 bug: ...just keep pushing, dear.
 PenguinBartender: OM NOM NOM, THIS COUCH IS DELICI-- *choking noises*
 Dr Awkward: Like. A. Glove.
Image 210540   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
467
 
 Felicity: *?!
 jochenau: Even as a kid I found his face worryingly malformed.
 dangerkeith3000: So I don't know much Oz lore, but does the Cowardly Lion have a name or does he just go by Lion, bc if that's the case that would be confusing with all the other lions roaming around with the same name. I know the Tin Woodsman had an actual name since I think he used to be a man. Just curious.
 DarkTeddy: Hey its the guy who doesnt like black ppl
 Yam: Eh, the "Brother!?" actually kinda ruined it for me.
Image 210539   10-20-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
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