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268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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Score:
693
 
 tib gubb: smuglord mcwhiskers
 Air Biscuit: "Its ok because it was my own fart."
 Cami: Goodcat Grey: No lunch? Shares his sushi.
 BavidDowie: Kitty is pleased
Image 210548   10-20-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
568
 
 square44: those horse head masks have gotten really realistic
 Spazstatic: Something is wrong with your girlfriend's hooves.
 BavidDowie: Guess who!
 Handyman: Does this count as getting head?
 Amy Housewine: * CHOMP *
 Dr Awkward: I love hugs from my girlfriend.
Image 210547   10-20-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
601
 
 Gutpunsher: My credit union uses dot matrix printers throughout the whole building.I refuse to ask why.
 charlemagne: @antipatterns tell that to the tories
 antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"
 Science: @trees: Cool smell too.
 Niels Bohr: @trees that was purdy.
 Slug Wind: Considering we are looking at a picture of it, and said picture is of a person reading writing, it is fairly safe to say this is from the 'historic' era.
 bug: *historic.
 Dr Awkward: @trees Solid username / comment synergy. Also, I would absolutely love to get a card catalog for my house, but when my University gets rid of them, they're gone instantly.
Image 210546   10-20-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
529
 
 Air Biscuit: @Wooden Spoon why not kang?
 Wooden Spoon: The painting should be an upside-down Kodos.
 twitter: @Warrax No one who speaks German could possibly be evil.
 Warrax: Die Plant, Die.
Image 210545   10-20-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
593
 
 cassette1: On the plus side, he gave them fire
 Cami: I was just thinking about Bach. I remember hearing a radio host say that if Mozart was God speaking to man then Bach was man speaking to God. To all my fellow Canadians: Which Glenn Gould Goldberg Variations album was better? 1956 or 1981?
 White Rice: Bach to the future?
 Niels Bohr: I'll be bach.
 Snow Plow: This is definitely something they would've pulled on the Flintstones if they ran out of ideas.
 Dr Awkward: They're more into hard rock.
Image 210544   10-20-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
193
 
 Air Biscuit: Just buy a cooler lunchbox and an ice pack and keep it in your office if you trust people this little.
 cishet: Ive always hated this old joke
 VeeKay: This is nothing. At my last place of work a person got so furious at all the thefts from the break room fridge they went and locked it with a chain and padlock at 09.30. There was a sign to tell everybody to see *name* if they wanted anything out of the fridge before lunch break and they would stand there and challenge them to see if the item they were taking out was actually theirs. Worked a treat until she got reported to HR and, yes, you guessed it, the thefts started again.
 Dick Inspector: Have fun with that botulism
 DarkTeddy: Passive aggressiveness is my favorite.
 Dr Awkward: @Big Bong Theory But if they're not lying, they're still pieces of shit!
Image 210543   10-20-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
357
 
 BavidDowie: You shouldn't have
Image 210542   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Image 210541 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by entropy. Your image was bad, entropy.
Score:
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 violentwrath: Hmm. Try it the other way! Put the car on the couch
 kazzy94: If I can carry a fax machine on my bicycle, I can haul a full size sofa in my Buick.
 Spazstatic: So, did taking the cushion off help?
 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".
 1979: Plot twist : they're unloading
 MamboNumber6: If the couch don't fit, you must acquit!
 Mad Collager: We need a bigger sedan!
 bug: ...just keep pushing, dear.
 PenguinBartender: OM NOM NOM, THIS COUCH IS DELICI-- *choking noises*
 Dr Awkward: Like. A. Glove.
Image 210540   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
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 theaquaman: *?!
 jochenau: Even as a kid I found his face worryingly malformed.
 Rembo Prundus: So I don't know much Oz lore, but does the Cowardly Lion have a name or does he just go by Lion, bc if that's the case that would be confusing with all the other lions roaming around with the same name. I know the Tin Woodsman had an actual name since I think he used to be a man. Just curious.
 DarkTeddy: Hey its the guy who doesnt like black ppl
 Yam: Eh, the "Brother!?" actually kinda ruined it for me.
Image 210539   10-20-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
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