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268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

268408  Air Biscuit: *sneaks up in parking lot and sticks an F sticker on there...

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 violentwrath: Hmm. Try it the other way! Put the car on the couch
 kazzy94: If I can carry a fax machine on my bicycle, I can haul a full size sofa in my Buick.
 Spazstatic: So, did taking the cushion off help?
 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".
 1979: Plot twist : they're unloading
 MamboNumber6: If the couch don't fit, you must acquit!
 Mad Collager: We need a bigger sedan!
 bug: ...just keep pushing, dear.
 PenguinBartender: OM NOM NOM, THIS COUCH IS DELICI-- *choking noises*
 Dr Awkward: Like. A. Glove.
Image 210540   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
467
 
 theaquaman: *?!
 jochenau: Even as a kid I found his face worryingly malformed.
 Rembo Prundus: So I don't know much Oz lore, but does the Cowardly Lion have a name or does he just go by Lion, bc if that's the case that would be confusing with all the other lions roaming around with the same name. I know the Tin Woodsman had an actual name since I think he used to be a man. Just curious.
 DarkTeddy: Hey its the guy who doesnt like black ppl
 Yam: Eh, the "Brother!?" actually kinda ruined it for me.
Image 210539   10-20-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
594
 
 Dr Awkward: @Cami Oh yea, we've got 8 and they can sometimes be a handful. Like gremlins after midnight. But yeah, Auto-Rad for goats forever.
 Cami: @Dr Awkward Cool. They sure have a lot of character. My neighbour had a vinyl roof on his car and the goats pulled every last shred of it off! They were the ultimate escape artists too. Mostly my interactions with goats were when I was a kid(Haha! a funny!) and of a culinary nature. I recall it being said they were one animal you really wanted to make sure and slaughter young.
 totaljihad: Michelin man!
 BavidDowie: oh, I get it
 BavidDowie: croissants
 Dr Awkward: I've never given my goats water melon, as I usually eat it all up first, and the chickens get the rinds. Our big goats shithouses celery, though.
 DarkTeddy: HOW TO EAT A WATAAMELLONNN
 Derp Herpigan: Goats and croissants, what more could a guy ask for?
Image 210538   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
391
 
 PushyWebsite: Simon Stalenhag
 Fast Sloth: @PushyWebsite Help! Can't remember his name, reverse image search draws a blank..
 PushyWebsite: Yes, some of his paintings should be in my house. Even they spooky ones to offset the awe inspiring ones. @ignatz
 Handyman: Love thi guys wodrk..
 elmosco: "Arrival (2016)" was a great film.
 Amy Housewine: Visiting his rustic cousin.
Image 210537   10-20-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
433
 
 Spray Tan: Futuristic b@n@n@s
 XLY: bite my shiny metal fruit
 charlemagne: I will not eat it here or there, I will not eat it anywhere, I will not eat this fruit of silver, you can't make me do it either
 Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!
 youshall: BLING$!
 Mr. Shine: For the last freaking time, no I do NOT want Google Chrome.
 Dresdenkeogh: This poisons the fruit
Image 210536   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
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 Air Biscuit: @titular role because you have to warm it before you give it to the baby.
 wolfpk: After a night of kinky sex, you should wear a shirt.
 Dr Awkward: @BavidDowie The Great Northern DoucheTiger, I believe.
 BavidDowie: what kind of tiger is this?
 Dr Awkward: @titular role Quit judging my extreme lifestyle
Image 210535   10-20-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
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 DarkTeddy: Puppo is gonna have a sore neck
Image 210534   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
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 apoxia: Everyone gets a waterfront section. Imagine how polluted that water is.
 Science: "Adam Ruins Everything" Suburbs episode is very interesting on how planning like this leads to absolute reliance on owning a car, and that, once you can no longer drive, this type of neighborhood becomes a prison because you literally can't go anywhere easily.
 FabricMan: A mosquito's supermarket
 Ulillillia: My Cities Skylines never looks so good.
 Christina: Looks nice, but a see a potencial gridlock right in the only exit.
Image 210533   10-20-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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 Mr Bleak: @skatermario I can tell you never went to the Bulldog Bash, or Glastonbury. Events where the tent is where you crash, or chill, or fuck. You go for the event, not the camping.
 kazzy94: Campsite sex is always in tents!
 Dr Awkward: @skatermario agreed. I live in an area with a lot of campgrounds, as well as dispersed camping in the national forest. Never get why people prefer to pay to be around other tents instead of having solitude for free.
 Not A Bot: awww, puppygoats.
 Dr Awkward: This is more in tents than the circus!
 Annoying Vegan : Please dont steal memes from my dad.
 lavender: Things were tense.
Image 210532   10-20-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
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 NanananananananaCATMAN: An eighth what?
 why the long face: Omg, I've been waiting for this since... i left my house this morning
 Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo
 Urn BooUrn: Nice try, Mom.
 Amy Housewine: The security guys get pretty rough if you haven't vacated by 11am on the Monday morning.
 Chinese Buffet: Shhhhh. You had me at not getting sunburned.
Image 210531   10-20-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
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