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216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

216664  Rev80: I Spitfire on your grave.

216668  Rev80: Cancer: Not even once

216731  Yurishiro: Time for your daily bath in barbecue sauce!

216687  Rev80: Don't mess with a person open-carrying an epee

216745  Black Jesus: I love newfoundland dogs, they are so big and fluffy and adorable.

216697  Rev80: Well that saved the owner from having to dig out his floppy punch from the junk drawer to write protect that disk

216735  Yurishiro: If you attach them all to the house and activate them one side at the time you can move the house around!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216701  Rev80: Sometimes a slipper is just a slipper

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216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216681 ignatz: Let's be honest, he was formulaic and repetitive (like eg Matisse, Picasso, oh heck everyone I can think of!)

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216711 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216656 Teechur: Just hold on! I'll be done in a fecund.

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..



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 Felicity: Hmm. Try it the other way! Put the car on the couch
 kazzy94: If I can carry a fax machine on my bicycle, I can haul a full size sofa in my Buick.
 Spazstatic: So, did taking the cushion off help?
 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".
 ignatz: Plot twist : they're unloading
 dangerkeith3000: If the couch don't fit, you must acquit!
 Mad Collager: We need a bigger sedan!
 bug: ...just keep pushing, dear.
 PenguinBartender: OM NOM NOM, THIS COUCH IS DELICI-- *choking noises*
 Dr Awkward: Like. A. Glove.
Image 210540   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
467
 
 Felicity: *?!
 jochenau: Even as a kid I found his face worryingly malformed.
 dangerkeith3000: So I don't know much Oz lore, but does the Cowardly Lion have a name or does he just go by Lion, bc if that's the case that would be confusing with all the other lions roaming around with the same name. I know the Tin Woodsman had an actual name since I think he used to be a man. Just curious.
 DarkTeddy: Hey its the guy who doesnt like black ppl
 Yam: Eh, the "Brother!?" actually kinda ruined it for me.
Image 210539   10-20-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
594
 
 Dr Awkward: @Cami Oh yea, we've got 8 and they can sometimes be a handful. Like gremlins after midnight. But yeah, Auto-Rad for goats forever.
 Cami: @Dr Awkward Cool. They sure have a lot of character. My neighbour had a vinyl roof on his car and the goats pulled every last shred of it off! They were the ultimate escape artists too. Mostly my interactions with goats were when I was a kid(Haha! a funny!) and of a culinary nature. I recall it being said they were one animal you really wanted to make sure and slaughter young.
 dangerkeith3000: Michelin man!
 BavidDowie: oh, I get it
 BavidDowie: croissants
 Dr Awkward: I've never given my goats water melon, as I usually eat it all up first, and the chickens get the rinds. Our big goats shithouses celery, though.
 DarkTeddy: HOW TO EAT A WATAAMELLONNN
 Derp Herpigan: Goats and croissants, what more could a guy ask for?
Image 210538   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
391
 
 PushyWebsite: Simon Stalenhag
 ignatz: @PushyWebsite Help! Can't remember his name, reverse image search draws a blank..
 PushyWebsite: Yes, some of his paintings should be in my house. Even they spooky ones to offset the awe inspiring ones. @ignatz
 ignatz: Love thi guys wodrk..
 dangerkeith3000: "Arrival (2016)" was a great film.
 Amy Housewine: Visiting his rustic cousin.
Image 210537   10-20-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
433
 
 Felicity: Futuristic b@n@n@s
 XLY: bite my shiny metal fruit
 charlemagne: I will not eat it here or there, I will not eat it anywhere, I will not eat this fruit of silver, you can't make me do it either
 Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!
 dangerkeith3000: BLING$!
 Mr. Shine: For the last freaking time, no I do NOT want Google Chrome.
 Dresdenkeogh: This poisons the fruit
Image 210536   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
202
 
 Air Biscuit: @titular role because you have to warm it before you give it to the baby.
 wolfpk: After a night of kinky sex, you should wear a shirt.
 Dr Awkward: @BavidDowie The Great Northern DoucheTiger, I believe.
 BavidDowie: what kind of tiger is this?
 Dr Awkward: @titular role Quit judging my extreme lifestyle
Image 210535   10-20-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
493
 
 DarkTeddy: Puppo is gonna have a sore neck
Image 210534   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
259
 
 apoxia: Everyone gets a waterfront section. Imagine how polluted that water is.
 Science: "Adam Ruins Everything" Suburbs episode is very interesting on how planning like this leads to absolute reliance on owning a car, and that, once you can no longer drive, this type of neighborhood becomes a prison because you literally can't go anywhere easily.
 FabricMan: A mosquito's supermarket
 Ulillillia: My Cities Skylines never looks so good.
 Christina: Looks nice, but a see a potencial gridlock right in the only exit.
Image 210533   10-20-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
457
 
 Mr Bleak: @skatermario I can tell you never went to the Bulldog Bash, or Glastonbury. Events where the tent is where you crash, or chill, or fuck. You go for the event, not the camping.
 kazzy94: Campsite sex is always in tents!
 Dr Awkward: @skatermario agreed. I live in an area with a lot of campgrounds, as well as dispersed camping in the national forest. Never get why people prefer to pay to be around other tents instead of having solitude for free.
 Not A Bot: awww, puppygoats.
 Dr Awkward: This is more in tents than the circus!
 Annoying Vegan : Please dont steal memes from my dad.
 Yurishiro: Things were tense.
Image 210532   10-20-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
409
 
 Felicity: An eighth what?
 OldKentuckyShark: Omg, I've been waiting for this since... i left my house this morning
 Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo
 Urn BooUrn: Nice try, Mom.
 Amy Housewine: The security guys get pretty rough if you haven't vacated by 11am on the Monday morning.
 Yurishiro: Shhhhh. You had me at not getting sunburned.
Image 210531   10-20-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
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