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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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 violentwrath: Hmm. Try it the other way! Put the car on the couch
 kazzy94: If I can carry a fax machine on my bicycle, I can haul a full size sofa in my Buick.
 Spazstatic: So, did taking the cushion off help?
 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".
 ignatz: Plot twist : they're unloading
 MamboNumber6: If the couch don't fit, you must acquit!
 Mad Collager: We need a bigger sedan!
 bug: ...just keep pushing, dear.
 PenguinBartender: OM NOM NOM, THIS COUCH IS DELICI-- *choking noises*
 Dr Awkward: Like. A. Glove.
Image 210540   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
467
 
 theaquaman: *?!
 jochenau: Even as a kid I found his face worryingly malformed.
 Rembo Prundus: So I don't know much Oz lore, but does the Cowardly Lion have a name or does he just go by Lion, bc if that's the case that would be confusing with all the other lions roaming around with the same name. I know the Tin Woodsman had an actual name since I think he used to be a man. Just curious.
 DarkTeddy: Hey its the guy who doesnt like black ppl
 Yam: Eh, the "Brother!?" actually kinda ruined it for me.
Image 210539   10-20-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
594
 
 Dr Awkward: @Cami Oh yea, we've got 8 and they can sometimes be a handful. Like gremlins after midnight. But yeah, Auto-Rad for goats forever.
 Cami: @Dr Awkward Cool. They sure have a lot of character. My neighbour had a vinyl roof on his car and the goats pulled every last shred of it off! They were the ultimate escape artists too. Mostly my interactions with goats were when I was a kid(Haha! a funny!) and of a culinary nature. I recall it being said they were one animal you really wanted to make sure and slaughter young.
 totaljihad: Michelin man!
 BavidDowie: oh, I get it
 BavidDowie: croissants
 Dr Awkward: I've never given my goats water melon, as I usually eat it all up first, and the chickens get the rinds. Our big goats shithouses celery, though.
 DarkTeddy: HOW TO EAT A WATAAMELLONNN
 Derp Herpigan: Goats and croissants, what more could a guy ask for?
Image 210538   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
391
 
 PushyWebsite: Simon Stalenhag
 ignatz: @PushyWebsite Help! Can't remember his name, reverse image search draws a blank..
 PushyWebsite: Yes, some of his paintings should be in my house. Even they spooky ones to offset the awe inspiring ones. @ignatz
 ignatz: Love thi guys wodrk..
 elmosco: "Arrival (2016)" was a great film.
 Amy Housewine: Visiting his rustic cousin.
Image 210537   10-20-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
433
 
 Spray Tan: Futuristic b@n@n@s
 XLY: bite my shiny metal fruit
 charlemagne: I will not eat it here or there, I will not eat it anywhere, I will not eat this fruit of silver, you can't make me do it either
 Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!
 youshall: BLING$!
 Mr. Shine: For the last freaking time, no I do NOT want Google Chrome.
 Dresdenkeogh: This poisons the fruit
Image 210536   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
202
 
 Air Biscuit: @titular role because you have to warm it before you give it to the baby.
 wolfpk: After a night of kinky sex, you should wear a shirt.
 Dr Awkward: @BavidDowie The Great Northern DoucheTiger, I believe.
 BavidDowie: what kind of tiger is this?
 Dr Awkward: @titular role Quit judging my extreme lifestyle
Image 210535   10-20-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
493
 
 DarkTeddy: Puppo is gonna have a sore neck
Image 210534   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
259
 
 apoxia: Everyone gets a waterfront section. Imagine how polluted that water is.
 Science: "Adam Ruins Everything" Suburbs episode is very interesting on how planning like this leads to absolute reliance on owning a car, and that, once you can no longer drive, this type of neighborhood becomes a prison because you literally can't go anywhere easily.
 FabricMan: A mosquito's supermarket
 Ulillillia: My Cities Skylines never looks so good.
 Christina: Looks nice, but a see a potencial gridlock right in the only exit.
Image 210533   10-20-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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 Mr Bleak: @skatermario I can tell you never went to the Bulldog Bash, or Glastonbury. Events where the tent is where you crash, or chill, or fuck. You go for the event, not the camping.
 kazzy94: Campsite sex is always in tents!
 Dr Awkward: @skatermario agreed. I live in an area with a lot of campgrounds, as well as dispersed camping in the national forest. Never get why people prefer to pay to be around other tents instead of having solitude for free.
 Not A Bot: awww, puppygoats.
 Dr Awkward: This is more in tents than the circus!
 Annoying Vegan : Please dont steal memes from my dad.
 lavender: Things were tense.
Image 210532   10-20-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
409
 
 NanananananananaCATMAN: An eighth what?
 why the long face: Omg, I've been waiting for this since... i left my house this morning
 Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo
 Urn BooUrn: Nice try, Mom.
 Amy Housewine: The security guys get pretty rough if you haven't vacated by 11am on the Monday morning.
 Chinese Buffet: Shhhhh. You had me at not getting sunburned.
Image 210531   10-20-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
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